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I know things!!! If you don't vote for Naughty NASCAR, I will find out and I will find you.![]()



Don't believe everything that you read.
Quote by Just_A_Guy_You_Know
Once upon a time, there was a brave (Canadian) soldier whose penis got mangled by an errant cricket ball, which could have easily been avoided if he hadn't been deeply immersed in the study of topology at the time. But hot psychedelic rock and roll scientists were able to rebuild it, bigger, better, stronger, faster... well, no, not faster... but in time he learned to control the powers of his new bionic member, capable of extending it to incredible distances boasted only by the guys in the Lush forums. He donned a mask and used it to fight the crime of boring terrible sex - and other misdemeanors if he wasn't too busy, and felt like it. He'd race to the scene in his Nascar which was actually pretty inefficient because he could only reach a place by making a series of left turns, and by the time he got there, it was usually all over.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by Green_Man
I said topology, 'cause I had to look it up!
In mathematics, topology (from the Greek τόπος, place, and λόγος, study) is concerned with the properties of space that are preserved under continuous deformations, such as stretching, crumpling and bending, but not tearing or gluing.
Can you imagine keeping that in mind while trying to maintain an erection?
Quote by Verbal
My current story already has a map in it! Topology!
Now I just have to finish it.
Quote by curvygalore
Did no one else ask for a bonnet category? *scarpers*
Quote by Green_Man
I said topology, 'cause I had to look it up!
In mathematics, topology (from the Greek τόπος, place, and λόγος, study) is concerned with the properties of space that are preserved under continuous deformations, such as stretching, crumpling and bending, but not tearing or gluing.
Can you imagine keeping that in mind while trying to maintain an erection?
Quote by Verbal
EDIT: Where is Phil's blog? Unless it's called www.nope.no.website I can't find it.
Quote by sprite
write that up as a serious story and i'll totally nom it for an EP award!![]()
07 February 2025 - My latest dirty story is now online. Free Spirit on the Nudist Beach - Part 2 | Lush Stories Please read, comment and maybe give it a ❤️ - or even a⭐ if you really enjoy it! Thank you! Annie xxx