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Which new Category would you like to see next?

36 votes remaining
Watching Cricket (3 votes) 8%
Topology (2 votes) 6%
Naughty Nascar (4 votes) 11%
Sexy Superheroes (12 votes) 33%
Worst Sex Ever/Stinker Sex (9 votes) 25%
Hot Science (5 votes) 14%
Rock and Rollers (5 votes) 14%
Pschedelic Sappho (4 votes) 11%
Wicked War Stories (2 votes) 6%
Denim_Daisy10
Southern Barefoot Angel
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Quote by Buz
I know things!!! If you don't vote for Naughty NASCAR, I will find out and I will find you.




I voted for NAUGHTY NASCAR so I'm safe ...


WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
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Wicked War Stories/Worst Sex Ever probably requires its own special Lush 'loosely-affiliated' website.

*ahem...
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Just_A_Guy_You_Know
House plant
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Once upon a time, there was a brave (Canadian) soldier whose penis got mangled by an errant cricket ball, which could have easily been avoided if he hadn't been deeply immersed in the study of topology at the time. But hot psychedelic rock and roll scientists were able to rebuild it, bigger, better, stronger, faster... well, no, not faster... but in time he learned to control the powers of his new bionic member, capable of extending it to incredible distances boasted only by the guys in the Lush forums. He donned a mask and used it to fight the crime of boring terrible sex - and other misdemeanors if he wasn't too busy, and felt like it. He'd race to the scene in his Nascar which was actually pretty inefficient because he could only reach a place by making a series of left turns, and by the time he got there, it was usually all over.

Don't believe everything that you read.

sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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Quote by Just_A_Guy_You_Know
Once upon a time, there was a brave (Canadian) soldier whose penis got mangled by an errant cricket ball, which could have easily been avoided if he hadn't been deeply immersed in the study of topology at the time. But hot psychedelic rock and roll scientists were able to rebuild it, bigger, better, stronger, faster... well, no, not faster... but in time he learned to control the powers of his new bionic member, capable of extending it to incredible distances boasted only by the guys in the Lush forums. He donned a mask and used it to fight the crime of boring terrible sex - and other misdemeanors if he wasn't too busy, and felt like it. He'd race to the scene in his Nascar which was actually pretty inefficient because he could only reach a place by making a series of left turns, and by the time he got there, it was usually all over.


write that up as a serious story and i'll totally nom it for an EP award! smile

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PhilU
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I said topology, 'cause I had to look it up!

In mathematics, topology (from the Greek τόπος, place, and λόγος, study) is concerned with the properties of space that are preserved under continuous deformations, such as stretching, crumpling and bending, but not tearing or gluing.

Can you imagine keeping that in mind while trying to maintain an erection?


Umm, maybe I could. Although admittedly, the topology in https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/the-snuggle-hitch.aspx was mainly as a metaphor. And because the photo prompt for the competition just screamed 'pure maths PhD student' to me (although apparently not to others... go figure).

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My current story already has a map in it! Topology!

Now I just have to finish it.


Hmm, I think you may be looking for the 'Topography' category instead. Clearly, we need one of them too...

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Did no one else ask for a bonnet category? *scarpers*


Well, no. But now that you mention it, perhaps 'Table Humping' should be in there too...
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
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I voted for 'Pschedelic Sappho' even though the spelling bothered me. ?

Bring on some groovy, hippy girl-on-girl, man.
Milik_the_Red
Internet Philosopher
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I voted sexy superheroes. It brings a whole new meaning to the Man of Steel!
violetcrumble
Active Ink Slinger
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Have we ever considered like an Anime? category? If you've ever read a "light novel" it has a very specific writing style. Just food for thought. Hopefully it doesn't turn into shark bait silly
Verbal
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Quote by Green_Man
I said topology, 'cause I had to look it up!

In mathematics, topology (from the Greek τόπος, place, and λόγος, study) is concerned with the properties of space that are preserved under continuous deformations, such as stretching, crumpling and bending, but not tearing or gluing.

Can you imagine keeping that in mind while trying to maintain an erection?


Topoplogy/topography. I totally confused them. My bad.

Now I gotta check out Phil's blog.

And did I say robots yet? Because, robots.

EDIT: Where is Phil's blog? Unless it's called www.nope.no.website I can't find it.
Buz
The Linebacker
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Okay, I'm putting y'all on notice... I better see Naughty NASCAR in first place in the poll soon or you're all in trouble. I mean trouble - T-R-O-U-B-L-E... big trouble!!! Grrrrrrr...

I don't want to have to unleash the Crack-un. Giant size butt crack monster.

PhilU
Forum Kan-Guru
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Quote by Verbal


EDIT: Where is Phil's blog? Unless it's called www.nope.no.website I can't find it.


Umm, I just meant the bit where I can post my thoughts (when I have any) on my homepage here. It's really not very exciting And it would probably appear in your newsfeed if I wasn't so hopeless at sending friend requests...
ChuckEPoo
Chuckanator
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I’d like to see Swinger or Swinging added. Millions of people do it and even more fantasize about it.
Simmerdownchick
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So...Topology (had to look that up, btw). Like a sexy 'Rubberband Man' or 'Mrs. Incredible'? Sorta sounds like the Superhero thing...Although...it could be something that morphs.

Still like the Rock and Roll catagory

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ChuckEPoo
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Quote by sprite


write that up as a serious story and i'll totally nom it for an EP award! smile


Ahhh kind of like the six million dollar man. Of course it was paid for by the government because he was playing cricket durning duty in Afghanistan and it was considered a battle wound. Anyway, they designed his new equipment with dial-up options for size speed etc. it was so successful that cricket popularity skyrocketed. Hoorah.
moon03
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Sexy superheroes
apptobebad
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Quote by Verbal
My current story already has a map in it! Topology!

Now I just have to finish it.


A topographic map. The one with the bumps in it?

I was rivetted by the Cricket catagory and then you threw in SAILF. Now I'm conflicted.

You should first read this Looky Here!!

and then this Free stuff

then say 'Hi'
Just_A_Guy_You_Know
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Okay, well, I just got the Rock n' Roller category covered. Maybe I'll work on the other ones and get a secret alternative omnium badge from the future - for writing in categories you didn't even know existed (yet).

Don't believe everything that you read.

RumpleForeskin
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Considering how my stories tend to feature clueless characters wandering aimlessly through lost plotlines, Topology, might be the category for me.


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naughtyannie
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I've masturbated while watching cricket.

Mind you, I've masturbated while doing most things.

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nicola
Matriarch
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Quote by ChuckEPoo


Ahhh kind of like the six million dollar man.


You know I saw Lee Majors the other day. He looked a million dollars. He's really let himself go ...
clum
Clumeleon
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Got a great title for a Topology story: The Hairy Ball Theorem.

(Look it up).
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Quote by naughtyannie
I've masturbated while watching cricket.


I think that would be the only way I could get through a match. Cricket isn't my thing, IOW (nor is baseball, truth be told).