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Your timeline should be operational now.

Still another 2.2m PM's to process.

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Your timeline should be operational now.

Still another 2.2m PM's to process.



Holy Freakin Cow
I'm sorry but... Did I MISS something?

Since when is GAVIN, (His real name is Craig) allowed to post on site?

He's STAFF, he's like... A MECHANIC, he does REAL THINGS, he certainly has no place mixing with those of us creatives who actually make this what it is...

Look, I KNOW he performs a function but I didn't invite my fucking Plumber to my son's Bar Mitzvah... And my Plumber is really nice... Unlike fucking Ga.....

LOOK... I don't want to make this personal, (it really isn't) but I think it's best for the site if the droids who allow those of us with real talent to do what they do stay the fuck off the general forum. And I say that with REAL respect. (Kind of...)

xx Steph.

Nicola: "That's it... You're FIRED!"

Me: "OH COME ON! Nikki! I was JOKING! Ask Gav, he'll think it was funny..."

Gavin: "Actually, mate... That kind of hurt my feelings..."

Me: "FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!"

Nicola: "Get your stuff... Get out... I'm serious... And leave that stapler... That's ours..."

Me: "GAVIN!!!"

(Tune in next week when GAVIN makes STEPHANIE grovel like a bitch in order to get her job back...)
Quote by stephanie
I'm sorry but... Did I MISS something?

Since when is GAVIN, (His real name is Craig) allowed to post on site?

He's STAFF, he's like... A MECHANIC, he does REAL THINGS, he certainly has no place mixing with those of us creatives who actually make this what it is...

Look, I KNOW he performs a function but I didn't invite my fucking Plumber to my son's Bar Mitzvah... And my Plumber is really nice... Unlike fucking Ga.....

LOOK... I don't want to make this personal, (it really isn't) but I think it's best for the site if the droids who allow those of us with real talent to do what they do stay the fuck off the general forum. And I say that with REAL respect. (Kind of...)

xx Steph.

Nicola: "That's it... You're FIRED!"

Me: "OH COME ON! Nikki! I was JOKING! Ask Gav, he'll think it was funny..."

Gavin: "Actually, mate... That kind of hurt my feelings..."

Me: "FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!"

Nicola: "Get your stuff... Get out... I'm serious... And leave that stapler... That's ours..."

Me: "GAVIN!!!"

(Tune in next week when GAVIN makes STEPHANIE grovel like a bitch in order to get her job back...)


Since when do you post in the forums?

I thought you had a lifetime ban after that time you came in here drunk, advised everybody that you were naked and somewhat resembled a plucked chicken, and then ranted on for fifteen pages about what 'proper FUCKING music' was.

I did laugh though, 'Who? BOLLOCKS! Mass produced, bubblegum and candyfloss SHITE'.

Or am I thinking of someone else...
Quote by gav
Still another 2.2m PM's to process.


Not NSA style I hope


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===

Quote by gav
Your timeline should be operational now.

Still another 2.2m PM's to process.



Ouch. This sysadmin's heart goes out to you, gav. That beats most of my IT migration headaches over the years.

Hope you're planning something big to celebrate when this is all over (I'm sure some of the Lush ladies would have suggestions).
Just wondering if there is a progress report...I still cannot access my inbox messages. Thanks for any help!
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Just wondering if there is a progress report...I still cannot access my inbox messages. Thanks for any help!


There's been a few interruptions *cough*, only 400k more left to process.