Quote by Dirty_D
over 2000 nominations for 20 spots? No. Plus late entry nominations are allowed in most futurities.
I know nothing about horse racing
What happens if you place a bet on one of the 1,980 horses that doesn't run?
Got a joke...
A horse walks into a smart cocktail bar.
The doorman says, “Wait, you can’t come in here without a tie.”
The horse goes out to his car, looks in the boot and gets a set of jump leads, which he ties around his neck.
He goes back in and says to the barman, “This alright?”
The barman says, “Hmm, okay... but don’t be starting anything.”
Got another...
A poorly-looking horse limps into a bar with a bandage round his head. He orders a glass of champagne, a vintage brandy and two pints of Guinness.
He downs the lot and says to the barman, “I shouldn’t really be drinking this with what I’ve got.”
“Why, what have you got?”
“About £2 and a carrot.”
