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Heap abuse on Sprite

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Sprite- Cleo's a bigger bitch than you are right now.

Runs and hides
Buz
The Linebacker
Quote by Liz
Sprite is a monster. This is why we don't invite her over to our place anymore.



Obviously, she's an anti-cruster. Someone should put an end to this anti-crust movement! Next, she'll be demanding rights for the alt-pumpkins! RADICAL!!!
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
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this is the abuse thread. sheesh. you Canadians can't do anything right...


Stay on topic please, this is the "Heap abuse on Sprite" thread. You'd think even a short-arse radical could grasp such a simple topic. Mind you that might be a bit of a reach but then Sprite is so short she has to reach for most things...
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Cat lover my butt! I found these in the back of her closet! Shame, shame, shame! Tsk, tsk, tsk! At least they look pretty now...
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Quote by GabrielSweet

Well, maybe, when we first met, I mean the first time, not even 5 minutes into the chat she was naked and calling me Daddy. I was a little stunned but she said she did that to all the new people, kind of a welcome slut. It was hot and well I enjoyed it all, except the garden tools, but I do have to say that when she asked if her iguana could join us I was a little put off. How would the lizard type???


That's some seriously kinky stuff. Why has she not done that with me yet? She doesn't strike me as that kind of girl.
RumpleForeskin
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EB, that was an especially low blow. Mega-congrats!

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"A wretched, spiteful, straight-razor totin' woman."
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Baiju
Active Ink Slinger
I don't know the lady but have only read her posts. I think she is one of the most sensible person here and her posts are worth reading. Maybe we need more of people like her here.

Maybe she wants to know how much she is adored smile
Fletch64
Gundriver
Quote by Baiju
I don't know the lady but have only read her posts. I think she is one of the most sensible person here and her posts are worth reading. Maybe we need more of people like her here.

Maybe she wants to know how much she is adored smile


Good God..

Only one is enough...She has a collection of guys balls on her mantle..Her sword is fucking sharp..
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Sprite - you are so average.
NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
Didn't Sprite claim she was taking a break from Lush? If that's the case, why are we seeing more of that pesky bitch than ever? Does she not understand what it means to take a fucking break? We need a fucking break from her!
Baiju
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Fletch64


Good God..

Only one is enough...She has a collection of guys balls on her mantle..Her sword is fucking sharp..


Then you better watch out buddy. lol
WellMadeMale
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NymphWriter
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Quote by Belthazor
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I think this is the real reason she's taking a break.



Witperd1
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Why do a beautiful woman like you want to let you open yourself to be humiliated by assholes who don't even know you as a person !? Whatever that made you do it stop it , and see only the positive and paint it the rainbow colours that you are ! You are a very unique person! There are many of you and you are all of them!!! All success for you shining future!
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Quote by Witperd1
Why do a beautiful woman like you want to let you open yourself to be humiliated by assholes who don't even know you as a person !? Whatever that made you do it stop it , and see only the positive and paint it the rainbow colours that you are ! You are a very unique person! There are many of you and you are all of them!!! All success for you shining future!


oh Witperd this post is such a disappointment. Sprite may be unique, beautiful and rainbow coloured but she is also nefarious and diabolically evil. You are new here (Welcome!!!) but you will soon see the twisted scheming of she-devil Sprite. I warn you in good faith, do NOT incur her wrath! She may be short of stature (very short) but she punches well above her weight.
NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
Quote by Belthazor
See, you get it.


I actually sang the line when I read it so I knew it needed some musical assistance becasue as we both know, Sprite would not have gotten the reference.
Belthazor
Idk... Gryffindor?
Quote by NymphWriter


I actually sang the line when I read it so I knew it needed some musical assistance becasue as we both know, Sprite would not have gotten the reference.


Well of course. Nice girl, but about as bright as a bag of hammers.
laura
Mana wahine
You're a fat loser and you have body odour.
Baiju
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Quote by Witperd1
Why do a beautiful woman like you want to let you open yourself to be humiliated by assholes who don't even know you as a person !? Whatever that made you do it stop it , and see only the positive and paint it the rainbow colours that you are ! You are a very unique person! There are many of you and you are all of them!!! All success for you shining future!



Very well said, Witperd.