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August 19th
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about midway through the 28th August
So well done Racking
So well done Racking
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AUGUST:
17th - FireBird775
18th - sprite
19th - CuriousKitty
20th - TheDevilsWeakness
23rd - sweet_as_candy
24th - MsHorselover93
25th - Bayeck
26th - BabydollSlave
27th - CurlyGirly
28th - racking
29th - Delphi
30th - Liz
31st - elitfromnorth
September:
1st - lafayettemister
2nd - Mazza
3rd - StylisX
4th - Dancing_Doll
5th - slipperywhenwet2012
6th - LustyV
7th - Autumn17
9th - JessicaX
12th - TXtabber
13th - TeilaWolfe
14th - SirLoin
15th - robert_1982
18th - chgolf
19th - SventheElder
21st - MadMartigan
29th - DikDango
June - 2014
20th - ashflower
17th - FireBird775
18th - sprite
19th - CuriousKitty
20th - TheDevilsWeakness
23rd - sweet_as_candy
24th - MsHorselover93
25th - Bayeck
26th - BabydollSlave
27th - CurlyGirly
28th - racking
29th - Delphi
30th - Liz
31st - elitfromnorth
September:
1st - lafayettemister
2nd - Mazza
3rd - StylisX
4th - Dancing_Doll
5th - slipperywhenwet2012
6th - LustyV
7th - Autumn17
9th - JessicaX
12th - TXtabber
13th - TeilaWolfe
14th - SirLoin
15th - robert_1982
18th - chgolf
19th - SventheElder
21st - MadMartigan
29th - DikDango
June - 2014
20th - ashflower
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There are two legionnaires in the desert, and they've been separated from their unit and are lost. They've been wandering for several days without food and water, and are nearly resigned to the fact that they will soon die from dehydration, when as they reach the top of a sand dune, they see a big, bustling market laid out before them. Naturally, they can't believe their eyes and think it's a mirage, but as they draw closer, they can hear the stallholders' cries, and they eventually reach the market and realise that it's really there.
So the legionnaires rush up to the first stall they can and cry to the stallholder, "Stallholder, we have been travelling in the desert for many days, and have had no food or water. We shall surely die soon unless you have some you can sell us - tell us, do you have any sustenance for us?"
The stallholder shook his head and replied "I'm sorry, French legionnaire type people, but all I have to sell is a load of bowls full of jelly, topped with custard and cream, and lovingly sprinkled with hundreds and thousands."
The legionnaires look at each other, mildly surprised, and move on to the next stall, where they ask the stallholder, "Mr purveyor of fine foodstuffs and the like, we have been travelling through the desert for days, deprived of the necessary beverages and foodstuffs which are required for survival. We shall surely die soon, unless you can sell us some skins of water."
The stallholder looked at them embarrassed, and confessed "Gentlemen, tragic as I admit it is, I have none of the ingredients necessary to life for which you ask me... all I have to sell is this large bowl of jelly topped with custard and cream and sprinkled with hundreds and thousands, with a little cocktail cherry in the middle at the top - there," he said, pointing out the glace cherry. "I cannot help you..."
The legionnaires look at each other in desperation, and run on to the next stall, where they demand of the stallholder, "Look mate, we need water or we'll die. We've been travelling without water for days and need some now, Do you have any you can sell us?"
The stallholder looked at his curl-ended shoes in shame as he confessed, "Sorry, fellas, all I have to sell you is a bowl of jelly, with custard, cream and hundreds and thousands. I can't help you. I'll have to condemn you to a long and lingering death through dehydration."
The legionnaires were really worried by this point, and they went through the market, stall by stall, asking each stallholder whether they had any water they could sell them, and thus save their lives, but each stallholder gave the same reply, all they had to sell was a bowl of jelly with cream, custard and hundreds and thousands. Dejected and resigned to their grim fate, the legionnaires left the desert market and walked off into the setting sun. As they did so, one turned to the other, and said, "That was really odd - a big market in the middle of nowhere, and all they sold was bowls of jelly with custard, cream and hundreds and thousands." The other turned to face his companion and replied, "Yes, it was a trifle bazaar..."
So the legionnaires rush up to the first stall they can and cry to the stallholder, "Stallholder, we have been travelling in the desert for many days, and have had no food or water. We shall surely die soon unless you have some you can sell us - tell us, do you have any sustenance for us?"
The stallholder shook his head and replied "I'm sorry, French legionnaire type people, but all I have to sell is a load of bowls full of jelly, topped with custard and cream, and lovingly sprinkled with hundreds and thousands."
The legionnaires look at each other, mildly surprised, and move on to the next stall, where they ask the stallholder, "Mr purveyor of fine foodstuffs and the like, we have been travelling through the desert for days, deprived of the necessary beverages and foodstuffs which are required for survival. We shall surely die soon, unless you can sell us some skins of water."
The stallholder looked at them embarrassed, and confessed "Gentlemen, tragic as I admit it is, I have none of the ingredients necessary to life for which you ask me... all I have to sell is this large bowl of jelly topped with custard and cream and sprinkled with hundreds and thousands, with a little cocktail cherry in the middle at the top - there," he said, pointing out the glace cherry. "I cannot help you..."
The legionnaires look at each other in desperation, and run on to the next stall, where they demand of the stallholder, "Look mate, we need water or we'll die. We've been travelling without water for days and need some now, Do you have any you can sell us?"
The stallholder looked at his curl-ended shoes in shame as he confessed, "Sorry, fellas, all I have to sell you is a bowl of jelly, with custard, cream and hundreds and thousands. I can't help you. I'll have to condemn you to a long and lingering death through dehydration."
The legionnaires were really worried by this point, and they went through the market, stall by stall, asking each stallholder whether they had any water they could sell them, and thus save their lives, but each stallholder gave the same reply, all they had to sell was a bowl of jelly with cream, custard and hundreds and thousands. Dejected and resigned to their grim fate, the legionnaires left the desert market and walked off into the setting sun. As they did so, one turned to the other, and said, "That was really odd - a big market in the middle of nowhere, and all they sold was bowls of jelly with custard, cream and hundreds and thousands." The other turned to face his companion and replied, "Yes, it was a trifle bazaar..."
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August 666
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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I will say Sept 11 if it is not already taken.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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December 21st
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8 September - while it's still free!
22 February 2024 - How about a quick plug for one of my filthiest recent stories? It's all in the title - Naked Pool Party Swingers | Lush Stories Please read, comment and maybe give it a ❤️ - or even a⭐ if you really enjoy it! Thank you! Annie xxx
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Sept 22nd
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17th September... instead of 18 which was my birthday!
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September 30th
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Oct 6, 2013
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My birthday - 20th September 
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My birthday...sept. 20th
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August 21 2013
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Where's our stats guy?
At the movies watching Elysium, lazy.
Some folks are gonna have to pick a new date BTW
AUGUST:
17th - FireBird775
18th - sprite
19th - CuriousKitty
20th - TheDevilsWeakness
21st - Robz17
23rd - sweet_as_candy
24th - MsHorselover93
25th - Bayeck
26th - BabydollSlave
27th - CurlyGirly
28th - racking
29th - Delphi
30th - Liz
31st - elitfromnorth
September:
1st - lafayettemister
2nd - Mazza
3rd - StylisX
4th - Dancing_Doll
5th - slipperywhenwet2012
6th - LustyV
7th - Autumn17
8th - naughtyannie
9th - JessicaX
10th - Ravyn
11th - Pixie
12th - TXtabber
13th - TeilaWolfe
14th - SirLoin
15th - robert_1982
18th - chgolf
19th - SventheElder
20th - andyroooooo
21st - MadMartigan
22nd - honey1982
23rd - HiddenTalent
29th - DikDango
30th - CenterLine
October:
1st - kinkygirl
4th - jollyjack
6th - mrick
December:
21st - kornslayer1
January 2014
3rd - Genteel1957
June - 2014
20th - ashflower
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October 17th