Quote by midnight900
Lisa, you're a woman... you abuse men as part of your birthright. Repeatedly. Unabashedly. PMSively. (Ha! I always personally love it when I make up a word).
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
Quote by kylie_kained
Which was why I entered into this thread to but it looks like my idea to jump up the list didn't work, oh well back to the drawing board meethink's!
Diabolical, I know, but c'mon, we didn't just fall off the turnip truck (actually, we were pushed.)
Quote by Burquette
You have such little hands.
P.S. I'm working under the assumption that this thread was made for the pleasure of the mods who want to be abusive. Or want to practice being abusive. I'm doing the latter.
Quote by GabrielSweet
well this is a 'take your life in your own hands" isn't it?
so this isn't just Mod training???
Ciao
Gabriel
Quote by Burquette
Not Mod training. Just Burquette training.
Let me know if you need to be gently chided. That's the best that I can manage on the 'abuse' scale.
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
Quote by noll
Clearly an amateur. Too kind, it's a shame.
Quote by Burquette
Poop-head. (Too much?)
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
) Quote by nicola
There's not much you can say to a guy who represents himself by a wanking disney duck.
(Perhaps I should stay out of this thread
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
Quote by Burquette
Not Mod training. Just Burquette training.
Let me know if you need to be gently chided. That's the best that I can manage on the 'abuse' scale.
Quote by noll
Is Donald wanking here somewhere? That's just despicable!
Quote by Buz
What's despicable is that nekkid Donald Duck tramp stamp ie Panama City bumper sticker tattoo on your lower back. The worst part of it is his droopy duck bill. Do you have no shame?
— Buz, drunk senior mod
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
Quote by LYFBUZ
I thought Mods were drunk all the time except for Sprite; she's high and drunk all the time and usually fantasizing about Canadians.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by sprite
Fecking moose turd.
Quote by Stormdog
What? You wanted to get spanked and abused, right? So to really abuse you we have to withhold that treatment or we'd be rewarding you!
Just stopped in to do my part, but then I realized I don't drink any more. Of course, I also don't drink any less, so I'm fully qualified... and consistent.
I'm not even sure you were just drunk either but you were definitely off your tit's on something 
Quote by kylie_kained
It Just goes to show just how shit faced you were that Day it was never Turnips it was Parsnips how do you think it got so deep in your ass? It could any of us the party was going great after you left!
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
