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Announcing our "Foolish" Story Competition

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Quote by CumGirl
And if I wrote all new material utilising a character from my entry?

For example: 'The Further Adventures of The Gooseberry Fool, My Sexual Escapades at a Landfill Site'

How about that?


I'm sure one of my colleagues will correct me if I am wrong but I believe that would still have to wait until after the competition is closed.
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I'm sure one of my colleagues will correct me if I am wrong but I believe that would still have to wait until after the competition is closed.


So not until 7 May.

But of course I can still write my trilogy about his brother, Strawberry Fool, and his two friends, Fruity Compote and Lemony Meringue, and their road trip adventures going from Basingstoke to Honiton on the A303 on a Bank Holiday Weekender.
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You WILL gain readers by entering comps.

You WILL become a better writer by entering comps.

YOU WILL receive some support from other authors.

Go into it for that. If you get in Top Ten, "Woohoo!" ... if not, you can be sure you got more reads, votes, comments than if you submitted your story outside comp.

I look forward to reading everyone's entry. I am exhausted of late, so just writing what comes easy to me, which isn't a comp story right now. I will be a reader and probably hit next one.

Have fun and may the biggest Fool win!


Sometimes it helps to have a competition to write for - you have a theme or template to follow instead of trying to write something from scratch.
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Sometimes it helps to have a competition to write for - you have a theme or template to follow instead of trying to write something from scratch.


That is so true. Sometimes a theme will trigger and idea I would have never thought of. They definitely got me paying attention to the other categories. Good luck on your entry!
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Adding my two cents to the discussion. First time submitting a story for a competition and happy that I did. As some remarked, it pushes you to try new things. I honestly didn't think I could write a comedy, yet here I am. Everyone loves to win, but there could be only three in the top three. It's life, what can you do. I tried to get into this competition to have fun and I did, I call this success.

Looking on the other side, having competition from amazing and brilliant authors is intimidating. I hope it doesn't stop anyone from submitting their stories, but it can be very demoralizing when you start and you are a competitive person. Looking at other competitions (in other fields) I did in the past, introducing the concept of competing against people in the same "weight category" could reduce this problem. There could be a deciding factor like the number of times you have won a competition to know in which category to put you. For example, four times winners and more are in the expert group, one to three times winners are in the intermediary group, and those who never won in the beginner's group. The jury process wouldn't have to change too much, you select the top four-five of each category and select the winner for each. So, instead of 1-2-3, you would award best expert, best intermediary, and best beginner prizes. Not sure if it was ever suggested but I think it could be a great way to manage this issue.

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So not until 7 May.

But of course I can still write my trilogy about his brother, Strawberry Fool, and his two friends, Fruity Compote and Lemony Meringue, and their road trip adventures going from Basingstoke to Honiton on the A303 on a Bank Holiday Weekender.


Good thing I read that, because I have been already contemplating a sister story to Mr. Cox. In all fairness, there must be a story around a runaway pussy (not the cat, of course) but I am not sure it could be made funny. Anyway, will sit and wait until after May 7th.

Mr. Cox a must read erotic thriller


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I think I may be over-qualified for this one.
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Adding my two cents to the discussion. First time submitting a story for a competition and happy that I did. As some remarked, it pushes you to try new things. I honestly didn't think I could write a comedy, yet here I am. Everyone loves to win, but there could be only three in the top three. It's life, what can you do. I tried to get into this competition to have fun and I did, I call this success.

Looking on the other side, having competition from amazing and brilliant authors is intimidating. I hope it doesn't stop anyone from submitting their stories, but it can be very demoralizing when you start and you are a competitive person. Looking at other competitions (in other fields) I did in the past, introducing the concept of competing against people in the same "weight category" could reduce this problem. There could be a deciding factor like the number of times you have won a competition to know in which category to put you. For example, four times winners and more are in the expert group, one to three times winners are in the intermediary group, and those who never won in the beginner's group. The jury process wouldn't have to change too much, you select the top four-five of each category and select the winner for each. So, instead of 1-2-3, you would award best expert, best intermediary, and best beginner prizes. Not sure if it was ever suggested but I think it could be a great way to manage this issue.

Shameless plug for my story : Civil Duty


I didn't realize that I was at all competitive until I started publishing online over three years ago (on three sites at the moment). But I don't feel intimidated by other authors. At the very beginning (it wasn't on Lush), I was just glad that I wasn't laughed off the page. So if other authors are good, and they deserve to win, I'm comfortable with that. I'm not going to nit-pick the process of choosing winners.
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So close to spewing smut all over the fuck-pages of fucking lush... this week, hopefully (although knowing me, it will be next). I've been having some word count issues, but I already saw what Jen did to Luca in this forum thread when he asked ever so politely for extra words so... I'm going to go slap mine into shape. I've been enjoying the witty entries I've had time to read so far.
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So close to spewing smut all over the fuck-pages of fucking lush... this week, hopefully (although knowing me, it will be next). I've been having some word count issues, but I already saw what Jen did to Luca in this forum thread when he asked ever so politely for extra words so... I'm going to go slap mine into shape. I've been enjoying the witty entries I've had time to read so far.

I look forward to seeing what you spew in this comp Violet - hopefully not blood this time ... hard to wash out of stuff. I predict your entry will be fucking fucktastic with a heavy dose of fuckery!
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I look forward to seeing what you spew in this comp Violet - hopefully not blood this time ... hard to wash out of stuff. I predict your entry will be fucking fucktastic with a heavy dose of fuckery!


Lol.. the words ‘fool’ and ‘foolish’ will be appearing zero times in this story. Fuckery on the other hand... there is some fuckery... at least the fucking part. As usual, I’m not to be taken too seriously. Sort of happy the plastic porn happened before the comp was announced because it’s made me take a completely different approach to the theme than I would have otherwise - albeit a loose approach.
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Can I just check that true stories are okay? Changed names etc. I'm 1000 words in...

I did something totally idiotic in my younger years (18) and moved 100 miles just so I could fuck someone based off a picture. It was literally an overnight decision ? I was reckless at that age...

It worked out good though and lots of fun was had ?
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Can I just check that true stories are okay? Changed names etc. I'm 1000 words in...

I did something totally idiotic in my younger years (18) and moved 100 miles just so I could fuck someone based off a picture. It was literally an overnight decision ? I was reckless at that age...

It worked out good though and lots of fun was had ?


true stories are not only okay, but really juicy to read when they talk about the foolish things that you've done.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Can I just check that true stories are okay? Changed names etc. I'm 1000 words in...

I did something totally idiotic in my younger years (18) and moved 100 miles just so I could fuck someone based off a picture. It was literally an overnight decision ? I was reckless at that age...

It worked out good though and lots of fun was had ?

Emma, you HAVE to write it now cause I HAVE to hear all the dirty details!!! I love true stories!!
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Can I just check that true stories are okay? Changed names etc. I'm 1000 words in...

I did something totally idiotic in my younger years (18) and moved 100 miles just so I could fuck someone based off a picture. It was literally an overnight decision ? I was reckless at that age...

It worked out good though and lots of fun was had ?


Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss. Looking forward to your entry, Emma.
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Well that was a chore, but I'm in with my spy caper, Locke, Cock & Two Smoking Jetboots. I hope it's entertaining enough as a story, regardless of whether it fits the competition theme or woos the judges. Thanks in advance for checking it out.

Now to try and read as many other entries as I can...

Please browse my digital bookshelf. In this collection, you can find 111 full stories, 10 micro-stories, and 2 poems with the following features:


* 29 Editor's Picks, 74 Recommended Reads.
* 15 competition podium places, 10 other times in the top ten.
* 21 collaborations.
* A whole heap of often filthy, tense, hot sex.

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Well that was a chore, but I'm in with my spy caper, Locke, Cock & Two Smoking Jetboots. I hope it's entertaining enough as a story, regardless of whether it fits the competition theme or woos the judges. Thanks in advance for checking it out.

Now to try and read as many other entries as I can...


May I suggest you read my story first, “Albert Gets His Wish?”

Some of the reviews so far *

“Probably the best story ever written.” The New York Times

“Wow, simply the best.” The Washington Post

“Verity has shown herself to be the best writer since Shakespeare.” Variety Magazine

“Recently voted the most beautiful lady in the world, now the best writer.” Vogue

“Verity had sex with three aliens, whilst Elvis watched.” The National Enquirer

Disclaimer * The author of this post is a compulsive liar, fantasist and has the thinnest grip on reality. All of the above claims are disputed. Except the Elvis one. That could well be true.
Be nice to each other

Writius Eroticus
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May I suggest you read my story first, “Albert Gets His Wish?” Some of the reviews so far * [snip]


And for that humour alone, I shall do so.

Please browse my digital bookshelf. In this collection, you can find 111 full stories, 10 micro-stories, and 2 poems with the following features:


* 29 Editor's Picks, 74 Recommended Reads.
* 15 competition podium places, 10 other times in the top ten.
* 21 collaborations.
* A whole heap of often filthy, tense, hot sex.

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Are we self promoting now? I suppose I’m not below that.
Hopefully I can read a lot of the stories this week. I’m sorry to those I’ve yet to comment on.

Read it or not, it’s there for all those who love pussy - even for those who are dog people.

Here’s to wishing everyone the best of luck.
Pussified

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45 stories in this competition now and I have finally finished reading them all.

And if that doesn't deserve a badge, I don't know what does.

Any chance of just closing the competition early to stop any more entries? I don't think my head can take any more.

Please xxx

Besides, I've got 6 stories I'm waiting to publish, none if which I'm allowed to do until this thing is done.
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

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45 stories in this competition now and I have finally finished reading them all.

And if that doesn't deserve a badge, I don't know what does.

Any chance of just closing the competition early to stop any more entries? I don't think my head can take any more.

Please xxx

Besides, I've got 6 stories I'm waiting to publish, none if which I'm allowed to do until this thing is done.




Absolutely!

* Looks on in envy *. I'm only halfway there — and the stories keep on coming. Bailing a sinking lifeboat here.

Total respect to the Judges (lick, lick).
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I'm only halfway there — and the stories keep on coming.



Nooooooo!!!!!!

*rushes off to check*

*sighs in relief*

Nothing new yet today. Thank French Connection UK.

Xxx
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45 stories in this competition now and I have finally finished reading them all.

And if that doesn't deserve a badge, I don't know what does.

Any chance of just closing the competition early to stop any more entries? I don't think my head can take any more.

Please xxx

Besides, I've got 6 stories I'm waiting to publish, none if which I'm allowed to do until this thing is done.


Forty-five - what is the usual number for these competitions? Yeah, there are a lot of last-minute entries, but it does say May 6, so give them the time. Nobody said you have to read them all - I don't even try! And you can still publish your other stories unless you think this is too big of a distraction - too many readers for the competition only?
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Forty-five - what is the usual number for these competitions? Yeah, there are a lot of last-minute entries, but it does say May 6, so give them the time. Nobody said you have to read them all - I don't even try! And you can still publish your other stories unless you think this is too big of a distraction - too many readers for the competition only?


Too clarify, Mr LSL, I can't publish my stories because they either reference my competition submission or are based on a character within that submission, and if you read further up the thread you will see that you are not allowed to publish stories referencing or based on your competition entry for the duration of the competition.

Of course, I didn't have to read them all. I made an active choice to do so, and as Luca says above, hats off to the judges who do this because without them there would be no competition. Judging by the comments on the stories I am not alone in having read every single entry, so a virtual pat on the back to anyone else who has done it. If there are further entries I will also read those because that is the commitment I made to myself.

As authors and as competition entrants we all want to be read. Sometimes the reading was joyous and sometimes less so, but if you look at the number of views on your story, one of those would have been me.
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

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. . . Nobody said you have to read them all -



Personally, I read so few stories normally that I made a vow to myself that I would read every entry this time. I sampled a fair few of the entries in the horror comp — then never managed to finish my own story.

I'm sort of making amends for being such a selfish bastard with my time, trying to read at least three a day. I should get them finished by the time the results are announced. I'm glad I've chosen to read all the entries as I would have missed some excellent writing if I had merely picked what appealed to my own taste.
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45 stories in this competition now and I have finally finished reading them all.

And if that doesn't deserve a badge, I don't know what does.

Any chance of just closing the competition early to stop any more entries? I don't think my head can take any more.

Please xxx

Besides, I've got 6 stories I'm waiting to publish, none if which I'm allowed to do until this thing is done.


Noooo! I'm still finishing mine, and I expect there will be a few more last-minute entries. I think the usual number is around 50.

This one is quite a challenge, I think. How to get the foolishness into the story, without spoiling the eroticism or the story structure. But the challenge is one of the reasons for entering, plus the fact that competition entries tend to get more reads.
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Noooo! I'm still finishing mine, and I expect there will be a few more last-minute entries. I think the usual number is around 50.

This one is quite a challenge, I think. How to get the foolishness into the story, without spoiling the eroticism or the story structure. But the challenge is one of the reasons for entering, plus the fact that competition entries tend to get more reads.


*cracks whip*

Stop hanging around the forums and get to it, Nicholas.

Only 72 hours to go.

Though possibly more than that or less than that because I have no idea what time in what international time zone the competition ends.

So, quill to parchment and get scribbling.

Xxx
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*cracks whip*

Stop hanging around the forums and get to it, Nicholas.

Only 72 hours to go.

Though possibly more than that or less than that because I have no idea what time in what international time zone the competition ends.

So, quill to parchment and get scribbling.

Xxx

Oooo, I heard a whip cracking.

Me, me, me, please! Kimmi needs to be whipped into action too
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Noooo! I'm still finishing mine, and I expect there will be a few more last-minute entries. I think the usual number is around 50.

This one is quite a challenge, I think. How to get the foolishness into the story, without spoiling the eroticism or the story structure. But the challenge is one of the reasons for entering, plus the fact that competition entries tend to get more reads.


You're cutting it pretty close here. It sounds like you have more to do than just the final polish. But some people work better under pressure.