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Can I submit another one if I get it in before the 12th?
Absolutely you can submit it.
Of course, Jen can ignore it, too – and negate the one you've already submitted for having done two in one comp!
A two-fer! Bonus!
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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Absolutely you can submit it.
Of course, Jen can ignore it, too – and negate the one you've already submitted for having done two in one comp!A two-fer! Bonus
she does that anyway. she has it in for me. it's a jealousy thing, for sure.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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she does that anyway. she has it in for me. it's a jealousy thing, for sure.
Oh, absolutely. I remember the private chat room your many lovers set up to complaining about it -- Jen's Gyrations: Spite the Sprite. Very lively until it suddenly disappeared without a trace and rotten fruit gift baskets started appearing on people's profile pages. Funny enough, it turned out to be a kink for some. It's Lush, right?
I read these forums, you know...
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I read these forums, you know...
Why do you think we make these posts?
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
FYI, progess on the Canadian boy toy cage is going well.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Are you prepping yourself, LYFBUZ, as the announcement date approaches? Get plenty of rest, eat your veggies, manscape… whatever gets you ready!!! The 4th place winner has to report back and post pictures! 
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Are you prepping yourself, LYFBUZ, as the announcement date approaches? Get plenty of rest, eat your veggies, manscape… whatever gets you ready!!! The 4th place winner has to report back and post pictures!
Video even.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
But what if I finish 4th (lol okay let me hallucinate) and I don't want a Canadian boy toy?
Naked! Birthday novella, part 1: Naked Birthday: Chapters 1 - 3 | Lush Stories
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But what if I finish 4th (lol okay let me hallucinate) and I don't want a Canadian boy toy?
But okay… auction him off
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But okay… auction him off
That bidding war is going to get pretty cutthroat. Lol
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Are you prepping yourself, LYFBUZ, as the announcement date approaches? Get plenty of rest, eat your veggies, manscape… whatever gets you ready!!! The 4th place winner has to report back and post pictures!
Nice Canadian boys don't need prep; they are ready to go at all times.
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Awww … I knowed you was long, and I knowed you was pink, but where did you get them purdy blue eyes?
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
omg, this is taking forever. can you hurry this up a little? like maybe next time just put all the entries into a hat and pick 3 at random? i can't even remember what the theme was now. it's been what, a year since you posted it?
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
An impatient sprite would make a good comic relief character in a story. Just sayin'.😁
A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.
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An impatient sprite would make a good comic relief character in a story. Just sayin'.😁
feel free to go for it. the goat is working just fine for me. 
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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omg, this is taking forever. can you hurry this up a little? like maybe next time just put all the entries into a hat and pick 3 at random? i can't even remember what the theme was now. it's been what, a year since you posted it?
Jen? (who is hot) Need this? Again?
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But what if I finish 4th (lol okay let me hallucinate) and I don't want a Canadian boy toy?
If I win fourth I'm going to have him paint my house.
Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)
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Jen? (who is hot) Need this? Again?
Yeah, hand it over. Rachel. A word, please.
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Yeah, hand it over. Rachel. A word, please.
merry belated christmas to me! ❤️❤️❤️😊
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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merry belated christmas to me! ❤️❤️❤️😊
See, y’all just threatening her with a good time.
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See, y’all just threatening her with a good time.
We know. 😈
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merry belated christmas to me! ❤️❤️❤️😊
I've got a much better idea.
Why not have her kneel – then offer 50 "Our Fathers", and 100 "Hail Marys" in prayer.
MUCH better than a mere flogging for someone with Rachel's temperament and attention span!
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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I've got a much better idea.
Why not have her kneel – then offer 50 "Our Fathers", and 100 "Hail Marys" in prayer.
MUCH better than a mere flogging for someone with Rachel's temperament and attention span!
i really only have a very vague idea of what that would require? so not my religions bent. sorry
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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i really only have a very vague idea of what that would require? so not my religions bent. sorry
Do what I did in church, vaguely gesture a cross while circling your hand around your chest and mumble ‘Jesus Mary homina homina homina’.
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Do what I did in church, vaguely gesture a cross while circling your hand around your chest and mumble ‘Jesus Mary homina homina homina’.
lol my last visit to a catholic church could best be described as sacrilegious and made me realize that i was hated simply for who i loved, so yeah, not a good relationship there
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
My last visit involved a deacon yelling at me because my disabled son made noises. Won’t even attend weddings anymore.
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Do what I did in church, vaguely gesture a cross while circling your hand around your chest and mumble ‘Jesus Mary homina homina homina’.
My sister told me that Catholics said "Head, chest, shoulder, other shoulder." I believed her for years.
Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)
I think it was in Nuns on the Run where they learnt it as "spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch"
My latest competition entry about a Christmas shopping trip
