Quote by lafayettemister
Pfft, we all know your copy and paste finger is the same as your diddling finger. That sucker is on the verge of overheating as it is. Better not "warm" it up much more.
TMI? 
Quote by Fugs
To help only those who don't think they stand a chance, I am going to offer some help.
Simply go to http://www.lushstories.com/fugs and send me a private message and briefly say you want me to visit your page for the competition. I will then visit your page three times daily (morn, noon and night) for the whole month of February.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by Milik_The_Red
I saw what you did there!
lol Quote by Fugs
Shhhhhh, No you didn't
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by Spriteness
i guess this would be a good time to mention that my lover recently took a series of photos of me, naked, and hogtied.... i think there's video too - might have to post it.
Quote by nicola
Here are the Top 10 for January, for those that may need some pointers
Quote by DirtyMartini
Oh damn...I'm gonna have a little trouble competing here I see...
I might have to resort to some cheap and totally shameless self-promo techniques...
Just saying...
Quote by secretjanedoe
I already updated my signature for the occasion!
Oh and PS.
To the powers that be: I am not willing to give out enough PI for you to give me my $100 dolars so if I win I would graciously allow the money to go back into the site and compensate for all the hard work that is done here. Just saying. if you'd rather keep your money here's my link LOL: http://www.lushstories.com/secretjanedoe
Quote by nicola
Is it going to be another stolen image from the porn site, watchmygf.com, to go with your fake ass made up career / profile?
If you had a little more intelligence about you, it would be more difficult to spot your new accounts. Tenacious as well as thick
Quote by DirtyMartini
LOL...I think she's trying to tell you something...
Just saying...
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by nicola
I thought I was being subtle
He'll just come back with another ridiculous made up profile. What have we had so far?
Medical Student
CIA Officer
Astronaut
Brain Surgeon
US President
CEO of a Fortune 500 Company
And they always have the body of a porn star. It's uncanny! lol
Talking of Fortune 500 companies, I still find this amusing:
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by Attention Whore Wannabe Spriteness
you think? lol - you're SO observant!
Quote by DirtyMartini
Nothing gets by me...you should know that by now...um, what you trying to say anyway?
And stop posting all those naked pictures of yourself all over my profile page, will ya? It's starting to get way too cluttered...I might have to start taking them down soon if it gets too bad...
Just sayin'
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by Miss Evil Vengeful Spriteness
fine, i'll just have to post them on my page then - and here i was trying to help you out.
Quote by sprite
we should have a contest: guess the next profession
you said GUESS the next profession... 
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