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Announcing our $100 February "Attention Whore" Competition

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secretcharm
Active Ink Slinger
By something pretty to wear you mean your black stockings and heels I suppose

I don't forget the



ACTION!
“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
― Oscar Wilde
fisherman6205
Active Ink Slinger
Congratulations, CG!! Great job... You are so deserving.... Good for you...
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Congratulations, CG, and yes, a friend request should be in your box! smile you earned it, the win, i mean... well, the request too!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
CumGirl
Attention Whore
paces nervously waiting for naughtyannie to appear
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

secretcharm
Active Ink Slinger
NEWSFLASH:

naughtyannie says she won't show up unless her name is correctly spelt.

celebrities!!
“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
― Oscar Wilde
Callisto
Rocker of the cocker
Quote by CumGirl
paces nervously waiting for naughtannie to appear


ahh I like your new ranking.. Very nice. Congratulations!!
Guest
Lurker
Congrats CG how many of those votes were from me? ;)
Frank
Classified
CONGRATULATIONS TO CUMGIRL!

To use it up try a fried egg with mustard and ketchup.
Nice donation.

Well done Angelslut for being such a good sport!
Let's all relax now and enjoy our pics.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
CumGirl
Attention Whore
Clears Throat … Stands To Full Height

Now wasn’t that a surprise and so much fun. I really can’t believe it myself and there are loads of people I need to thank … which I know is boring but completely necessary.

16815 views all by real, wonderful Lush users; some perhaps only once and others repeatedly … thank you each and every one of you.

It has been such lovely entertainment and I have made so many new friends though two need particular mention:

Sprite with her witty, amusing Forum Posts and the delightful Private Messages we exchanged throughout the competition. Thank you for the Friend Request; now I can finally visit your profile page and see what attracted people there 12446 times.

AngelSlut, the extremely nice Zara, we had an absolutely lovely chat at some ridiculous time in the morning Australian time after I noticed she had voted for every single one of my stories. She threw me a surprise “Official Birthday Party” and then on the final day offered her entire Friend List an Ice Cream Date (complete with sprinkles) if they would visit my profile … you whored yourself for me, Zara, and I do hope you felt a little cleaner after your shower.

Then there is everybody who wrote outlines for my “Attention Seeking Whore” stories. I will write some more and use as many as I can but I must thank Playsit, Darkside and Kirawildgirl for their contributions.

But mostly I need to thank my friends … Team Cum Girl … who have not only put up with my obsessive need to win but have helped me realise my wacky, mad plans … notably in the last 48 hours when I was determined to keep my profile page active throughout.

So, thank you Naughtygrl73 and Nightfox for being me … even if one of you was naughty in the extreme and the other reduced to a quivering wreck.

And finally, and most importantly, I must thank Cocokisses; provider of pictures, designer of banners, the person who picked me up when AngelSlut put on 2900 views, who was selflessly there at my side for whatever I needed each and every day, and who never, ever stopped moaning at me to go to bed … I mean what is the point in going to bed when it is already 6.00am?

Lastly I would like to give you a flavour of what this contest has been like for me. I wrote 4 stories in 5 days, spent days tracking AngelSlut’s every activity, sending Friend Requests and posting pictures above hers. In the last week I have received over 1,000 Private Messages (184 currently unread), there are 608 unread email notifications, 500(ish) new friends and at its peak on the 29th I was receiving 4 black box messages for every 1 I was managing to reply to … it was completely and utterly exhausting; and all because, I am THE Lush:

Attention Whore

Thank you everyone. Oh, and look everybody, I have a new Forum Tag, now isn’t that just absolutely perfect.

Curtseys
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

secretcharm
Active Ink Slinger
You forgot me sad






Not only I can't post pics yet but also I was totally forgotten. I'm deeply hurt.
“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
― Oscar Wilde
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
So, it's like totally cool that i get attention from the attention whore. i think, in a way, i am kind of the winner here too, and yeah, i had fun with this too! That said, there was no beating CG once she really got rolling - i gave it a good shot, but in the end, she showed just what it takes to be the February Queen! Thank goodness we don't have to worry about this the other 11 months, right? it would be exhausting! *hug* looking forward to peeking in on your page too, btw, and seeing all the stuff i couldn't see the other 15 or so times i've popped in during the last month. ;)

and really, honestly? being in the top 5 is pretty satisfying, so thanks to all the peeps who gave me a looky-loo too! smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
CumGirl
Attention Whore
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You forgot me sad






Not only I can't post pics yet but also I was totally forgotten. I'm deeply hurt.


And thank you, secretcharm, for your entertaining posts

And for being part of "Team Sprite"

And for not viewing my profile any more times than was absolutely necessary

Kisses
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
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paces nervously waiting for naughtyannie to appear


Congratulations CumGirl - very well done! It was a great contest, and you were a deserving winner!

And congrats also to Angelslut, Sprite and littlesister, who made up the rest of the Top 5!

I couldn't be surrounded by a dirtier and sluttier bunch of reprobates!

I'm already planning my campaign for the next contest!

22 February 2024 - How about a quick plug for one of my filthiest recent stories? It's all in the title - Naked Pool Party Swingers | Lush Stories Please read, comment and maybe give it a ❤️ - or even a⭐ if you really enjoy it! Thank you! Annie xxx
nicola
Matriarch
Quote by secretcharm
You forgot me sad

Not only I can't post pics yet but also I was totally forgotten. I'm deeply hurt.


You've been here less than a week. Who were you before? I take it this new incarnation is a pseudonym?
nicola
Matriarch
Great speech CG!
sugarbabe
Active Ink Slinger
I mentioned I come to Lush to laugh and have fun. I must admit just reading some of the hilarious posts amongst you all makes me chuckle out loud. Was a great contest you have pulled off. I can hardly wait until the next show.
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


CumGirl
Attention Whore
Quote by naughtyannie


Congratulations CumGirl - very well done! It was a great contest, and you were a deserving winner!

And congrats also to Angelslut, Sprite and littlesister, who made up the rest of the Top 5!

I couldn't be surrounded by a dirtier and sluttier bunch of reprobates!

I'm already planning my campaign for the next contest!



And thank you, naughtannie ...

Ah ... next year's contest ... and to paraphrase the NRA

"I'll give you my tiara when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

Coco
Cocolicious
Quote by CumGirl


But mostly I need to thank my friends … Team Cum Girl … who have not only put up with my obsessive need to win but have helped me realise my wacky, mad plans … notably in the last 48 hours when I was determined to keep my profile page active throughout.

So, thank you Naughtygrl73 and Nightfox for being me … even if one of you was naughty in the extreme and the other reduced to a quivering wreck.

And finally, and most importantly, I must thank Cocokisses; provider of pictures, designer of banners, the person who picked me up when AngelSlut put on 2900 views, who was selflessly there at my side for whatever I needed each and every day, and who never, ever stopped moaning at me to go to bed … I mean what is the point in going to bed when it is already 6.00am?

Lastly I would like to give you a flavour of what this contest has been like for me. I wrote 4 stories in 5 days, spent days tracking AngelSlut’s every activity, sending Friend Requests and posting pictures above hers. In the last week I have received over 1,000 Private Messages (184 currently unread), there are 608 unread email notifications, 500(ish) new friends and at its peak on the 29th I was receiving 4 black box messages for every 1 I was managing to reply to … it was completely and utterly exhausting; and all because, I am THE Lush:

Attention Whore

Thank you everyone. Oh, and look everybody, I have a new Forum Tag, now isn’t that just absolutely perfect.

Curtseys




I feel like I should carry your tiara or something...

Anyway-

You are quite welcome, Your Royal Attention Whore! You were a bit awful during the process but we've overcome!

I too would like to congratulate the top five as well, great job. This has been very entertaining.

So on to the next one... happy lushing!!
Guest
Lurker
Congratulations CumGirl! So very kind of you to donate the winnings too!
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
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The embarrassing thing for me is that cumgirl got more views in one month than I have in 18 months



Lol...I can think of people who have been here a lot longer than 18 months who don't have 17k views...

I have to say CumGirl, you are truly a whore among whores...and I say that with all sincerity, and you even have a custom badge to prove it...

I have to admit I have a bit of jealousy there...especially with that custom badge thingy...

Btw, if you're looking for a really reputable charity to donate the funds to, there is a rumor going around that The DirtyMartini Foundation is now accepting donations...

If you want more info as to where to send the funds, drop me a PM...it's the least I can do...

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