The Perfect [male] Bulge Thread

23 Sep 2009

There's a perfect boobs, and perfect ass, but what about the oh so yummy bulge..? evil4

Inspired By: The Chris J Whistle

24 Sep 2009

24 Sep 2009

I think bulge #2 is trying to escape. I keep waiting but so far he has not come out yet.

24 Sep 2009

Yes, officer, I was speeding...and I have an illegal weapon in the glove box and a body in the trunk...Oh, you are gonna cuff me now? Dont do that (yes)! Please dont stuff me into the back of your car (yes)!

24 Sep 2009

I think she needs a breathalizer test too, officer. Show her where to blow! Whistle

24 Sep 2009

Quote by ali2teaseu
I think she needs a breathalizer test too, officer. Show her where to blow!

24 Sep 2009

Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!

24 Sep 2009

That looks like bubble wrap on the side.. Can I pop it! hello1

24 Sep 2009

Please send him my way after you finish Birdie, I’ve been a bad girl!

24 Sep 2009

Quote by Birdie
I think bulge #2 is trying to escape. I keep waiting but so far he has not come out yet.

Bulge #2 is definately the best one :9

24 Sep 2009

Unfortunately, a friend of mine destroyed the Beckham image for me – she is in marketing and told me the trick in male underpants photos is for the model to wear at least three pairs. Gives a bigger bulge and eliminates and ‘unsightly’ winkles etc

24 Sep 2009

Quote by Carmenica_Diaz
Unfortunately, a friend of mine destroyed the Beckham image for me – she is in marketing and told me the trick in male underpants photos is for the model to wear at least three pairs. Gives a bigger bulge and eliminates and ‘unsightly’ winkles etc

Ah he's not that fit anyway

25 Sep 2009

Quote by Carmenica_Diaz
Unfortunately, a friend of mine destroyed the Beckham image for me – she is in marketing and told me the trick in male underpants photos is for the model to wear at least three pairs. Gives a bigger bulge and eliminates and ‘unsightly’ winkles etc

What do you mean "unsightly wrinkles"? Sorry if it's a dumb question.

Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!