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Her Royal Spriteness
Every day is christmas at our place! 
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
The Linebacker
I was having great sex on Christmas Day until I got that Christmas bow stuck in my crack. Then in the excitement, tripped and knocked the Christmas Tree over, a short in the tree lights wires shocked my pecker and I had to be rushed to the hospital after a four erection (without using cialis). My wife was embarrassed but the Emergency Room nurses gave me a cool 'I Had A 4-Hour Erection' t-shirt.
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Quote by Buz
I was having great sex on Christmas Day until I got that Christmas bow stuck in my crack. Then in the excitement, tripped and knocked the Christmas Tree over, a short in the tree lights wires shocked my pecker and I had to be rushed to the hospital after a four erection (without using cialis). My wife was embarrassed but the Emergency Room nurses gave me a cool 'I Had A 4-Hour Erection' t-shirt.
That is so funny Buz, your creativity and sense of humor are infectious. You crack me up. (no pun intended)
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Quote by 1Zratedgal
Since most of our kids are older and on their own, Hubby and I get to do our after mid-night "bump".
But it is always nice to have a morning wake up fuck and playful shower, but as the years go on and we have our parents coming over and staying with us, it's getting more difficult to steal away the time to enjoy ourselves.
Kisses!
Steph
"Hey, folks, we are thinking of going upstairs and having sex.
Do you want to join us?"
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
Every Christmas, (for the past 7 years) I have a certain someone in my bed who is very special to me, who isn't usually there most of the rest of the year, and Christmas Eve, Christmas morning, and night, she and I usually have sex. Its our Christmas treat, but unfortunately... I can't say who she is here.
I'm gonna tell ... It's Santa's favorite elfette, Mabel, and you won't say it cause you are afraid Santa will leave you more lumps of coal
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We have a tradition of making love every year in front of the Christmas tree! One should not break tradition!!!
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Yes.... You should in the mourning.. Mid afternoon.. And evening...and if you have kids..be sneaky..so they can't catch you
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
I am sure I've never had sex on Christmas Day since I've had kids. Waking up at what-the-fuck o'clock to open presents, then making a huge dinner, and then eating it! I'm lucky to make it until 5 p.m. without falling asleep.
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Quote by Beffer
Every Christmas, (for the past 7 years) I have a certain someone in my bed who is very special to me, who isn't usually there most of the rest of the year, and Christmas Eve, Christmas morning, and night, she and I usually have sex. Its our Christmas treat, but unfortunately... I can't say who she is here.
It's Santa Claus, isn't it?
She's a hottie! 
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My wife always wants sex just before Midnight on Christmas Eve AND for me to wake her on Christmas morning by licking her out
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Quote by Verbal
I am sure I've never had sex on Christmas Day since I've had kids. Waking up at what-the-fuck o'clock to open presents, then making a huge dinner, and then eating it! I'm lucky to make it until 5 p.m. without falling asleep.
Just read this, lol
You are not alone 
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Yes I have sex on Christmas Day. Sex is always special even when it happens every day.
Brandie
Brandie