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WellMadeMale
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Quote by Magical_felix
Let me know stud. We'll keep it on the down low...


Heh, I've heard you write erotic stories based on real life incidents. I gotta take a rain check. I don't fuck and tell.

Besides, there is no Mel's Diner in LA...it's in Sherman Oaks!

Damn, you are a player too! Those rumors about you are beginning to make sense, now.




Backing away, slowly here...
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Magical_felix
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Quote by Magical_felix
Let me know stud. We'll keep it on the down low...


Heh, I've heard you write erotic stories based on real life incidents. I gotta take a rain check. I don't fuck and tell.

Besides, there is no Mel's Diner in LA...it's in Sherman Oaks!

Damn, you are a player too! Those rumors about you are beginning to make sense, now.




Backing away, slowly here...


So I see you were scouting the location... You were putting some thought in to it. Writing the story about our 'encounter' will completely depend on your performance. You seem to be confident that it will be worth telling though, I like that. Clock is ticking playboy, 35 hours left... You have plenty of time to make it.

I'll be wearing my ultra tight jeans and ultra tight black tshirt. You'll know it's me cause I'll roll my cigs in my sleeve. That can be our signal.
Dancing_Doll
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And I'll be the blonde in the corner working the videocamera...

Pleeease can I watch? I'll give ya both $10 if you let me! Make that $20 if you let me upload it to Youporn!
Magical_felix
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And I'll be the blonde in the corner working the videocamera...

Pleeease can I watch? I'll give ya both $10 if you let me! Make that $20 if you let me upload it to Youporn!


I'm down if my man is down. You can even use my $20 to get WMM a quaalude, don't want him crapping out on me early.

It's not gay if a girl is watching right?
sprite
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y'all actually make anal sound fun... might have to give it another go sometime... any volenteers?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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y'all actually make anal sound fun... might have to give it another go sometime... any volenteers?


*raises hand slowly, trying to look nonchalant*
Nikki0005
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I never had to plan my first anal situation and in some ways it avoided the awkward situation of asking and then being to shy to say yes to somthing I was curious to try. But definately go slow and use lube! The orgasams are AMAZING and oh so totally worth it!!
babygirl39
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Anal Sex, it is all about being gentle, slow and patient. Relaxation is a must. I enjoy getting it as much as I enjoy giving it.
poizenivy
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if you are new to anal i suggest a small butt plug, plenty of lube and some alone time. once you get comfortable doing it to yourself you will be able to relax with a partner. Also, when you are ready to do this with a guy make sure he is patient and fully erect. Some people find it helpful to use an enema prior to trying to make the going a little easier.
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Hey, can I just say I absolutely love it! but... be prepared, I don't know if it is just me butu it always makes me feel like I need a pee! Don't drink beforehand, that way you can relax and enjoy!
Buz
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"Go Anal!" that would make a great t-shirt!
PrettyMom
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This may seem a bit odd, but I've been playing with anal by my self for a while. I wanted to try it because of all the anal and DP books I was reading. I started in the shower with just my fingers and was surprised how easy it was. Then I bought a metal wine stopper that had a wide flat top, some silicone ridges and a small flat tip. It resembled plugs I had seen online and gave me an idea of what toy I should buy. I discovered I liked the ridges and recently bought www.edenfantasys.com/anal-toys/anal-plugs/dipper When masturbating with either of them in my orgasms where amazing. I want to have a plug in when we have sex, but I don't know how my husband would react to the request. He would be able to feel the ridges, so I think he would like it. Or maybe I should get some beads or something like that instead. Any thoughts?
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I was apprehensive about trying anal. The first couple of times i hated it. You just need your partner or partners to be patient. Do 2 enemas and 1 douche so your nice and clean. Try a small plug for awhile and then use lots of lube because you dont want an anal phisher because it will ruin you for at least a month. =) And its a wonderful experience and i know that sounds crazy, but its and your bf/husband will love it.
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It makes the difference if you have the right partner and someone that knows what they are doing. The first time I tried it I hated it and swore I would never do it again but with my next partner he gently warmed me up to the idea and now I have such powerful and intense oragasms that way.
Chloeee__xx
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this is my problem as well. it's not that i refuse to try it, it's just that i'm scared to. :/ i'm open to doing pretty much anything.
after reading some of the posts on here, it's kinda opened my eyes to ways to ease myself into trying it. [:
I L o v e Y o u .

I L o v e d Y o u A l l A l o n g .


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SexiSkye
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Lube, Lube, Lube

You need to be relaxed, but once you can and do get into I love it!!
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My (now ex) husband sprung it on me one night. Drink was involved. Boy did it hurt and I have not tried it since.
OldGeezer
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Thats a shame, Cupid69. I don't think that it can be "sprung" upon anyone. A cock ain't "made" to be up there, but of course it can, and there are so many nerve ending there that it needs to go there well.
My recipe is:
1. Lots of foreplay, make my partner orgasm, ideally orally first, fingers in vagina, stroking.
2. When nicely hot, and hopefully dripping, spread her juices lower, touching and circling her asshole.
3. Repeat as many times as she needs, testing when the time is right by applying slight pressure with a finger. When she is ready she will let you slip it in.
4. Then play there, lube if necessary, gently, stretching. Repeat until she wants more.
5. Next time, relax her - a bath, or wine and candlelight - and when she is starting to press back onto your fingers, then she is ready for you, so tell her you want her, and do it. If she is fit enough let her control it all cowgirl style. If not, then choose whateve ris most comfortable for her, and go slow, lube and slow.
6. When you're in, just, hold here, let her get used to you. When she is ready start to slide deeper.
7. All the time, listen and follow her lead.
8. If that all goes well, don;t push things, but every week or so, do it again, and you'll find she'll want you there, and then you are both really ready to enjoy.

Cupid69, if you wnat to know how good it can be...smile
Devon83
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Lube of course and nice and slowly
Alissa
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Just DO IT!! You'll LOVE it

My only advice is to do it with someone who has a great deal of experience. Whatever you do DO NOT do anal with someone who has never done it before...
Milik_the_Red
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Quote by Alissa
Just DO IT!! You'll LOVE it

My only advice is to do it with someone who has a great deal of experience. Whatever you do DO NOT do anal with someone who has never done it before...



Great advice.You don't want your first experience to be with a clumsy or impatient partner. With the right guy though it can be incredible.
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STAY AWAY FROM MY BOOTIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Catnip
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Let me tell you about my first time anal.
I don't recall it too well, that's a good thing.

Me and my boyfriend were having sex. He turned me over to my stomach and slipped inside my vagina, then out to my ass, as a warning of some sort. Then back into me, back to the backside. The attention his cockhead showed my ass was very interesting, my vjj was getting very very wet by it. Finally he stopped at my ass, not returning down to my vjj and put pressure on. Let his cockhead slowly open me up. I was very relaxed, it didn't hurt. I felt dizzy though. It was as if all nerves in my back and neck were teased. My mind felt like white noise. I was hooked. Never had I experienced anything like that before and I probably wont stop craving it even though I've since then experienced what bad anal-sex means.
rtrsplaytime
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Loved it with my wife she lets me have a ride now and again I have tried toys for myself and with my wife but just can't seem to get it right anysuggestions?
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y'all actually make anal sound fun... might have to give it another go sometime... any volenteers?


Me! Me! Pick me!

The main thing with anal is patience and not trying to go any faster than the receiver is up for that particular day. If an ass is not in the mood to take a cock then its not going to.

People might like to read my 'Kate's Anal correspondence course' series which is actually cribbed largely from various anal sex-ed sources.
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I agree with an earlier posting that suggested missionary for this..the first time anal in missionary position doesn't seem as painful. When you're used to it, from behind is just so much fun. I am a selfconfessed anal addict though and can't get enough.
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
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Quote by amber
I don't understand the appeal of anal. To either party.

Just a couple inches away, I have a nice, tight, self lubricating pussy, with muscles exercised from kegels that I can use from a clamp to a carress that we both love, and most of all, that nice little clit right there that can ride that cock to a wonderful orgasm that is even more intense if the cock is hitting the g-spot just right.

I compare that to a hole that just sits there and needs a tub of grease to use otherwise it's too painful for both parties.... plus, you do know what comes out of there!!

Yeah, maybe, I will eventually want to try it, though I doubt it...but for now, that particular orifice is Exit Only.


I went anal once. I think I prefer it in my mouth, but he wanted my ass. It wasn't the turn-on I'd always read about, but it wasn't bad. He, on the other hand, loved it, came five times and still had enough left for my bedtime snack afterward.
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I can maybe add one thing to DD's excellent self play advice. Don't insert a toy first. Use a finger, but with a well lubed latex exam glove or even a rubber kitchen glove. The tactile feedback from your fingertip is helpful and the glove helps make fingernails much less of an issue. You have much more control over a fingertip than you do over a butt plug.
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