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She ate a whole bag of cookies.

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Quote by scottob1234
There's a guy out there with a bigger dick that will gladly bring her more cookies.


or a woman with a talented tongue.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

This is a bag of Milano cookies. It weighs 6 ounces. Your wife ate 6 ounces. How much weight could she have possibly gained? Science tells us the most possible is 6 ounces. I doubt that it is going to show up too much on her body. Please, just forget the quibbling about her weight and try to understand what is going on in her life if you really love her and care for her.

With this guy's shitty attitudes towards women, I'd actually like to watch him try to find someone to have an affair with.

Ever stop to think that you're the cause for your wife's weight gain? Your shitty attitude and constant asides aimed at her are why she eats. Also, have more respect, your children's lives literally would not exist without her. She carried them around for the shittier part of a year and then blasted them out in one of the most painful ways possible. Have some respect for that 'over-weight and scarred' body, it's beautiful.
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or a woman with a talented tongue.


This whole relationship advice section should be retitled " Guys who are twats and think their wives are the problem"

She ate the whole bag of cookies?! someone call the police this bitch has gone cookie crazy
Seriously?!

Also If your offended by her weight You clearly don't love her.
Real love see's past certain things
I hope she finds someone else.
Wait for a sale then buy two bags that way you each get your own. Afterwards, you can exercise together to burn the calories off.
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Quote by vanessa26



Cookie is also a slang term for Pussy
There is a possible chance that she is just seriously and massively pussy hungry..lol


Seriously? Is that why I always get really great oral sex when there are cookies in the house? It's a subliminal message!
I hope to God she divorces him.
I came across this thread and I was both shocked and happy to see the great comments that were made. Women already get shit from all forms of media about how we “should” look. Pile on top of all that, women give birth, our hormones don’t exactly help us with weigh loss, and you have guys with less than perfect bodies expecting women to fulfill their fantasies. How about guys fulfill our fantasies? Take responsibility for more work inside the home. Even if you’re tired, women get tired too, yet we still get shit done.
Relationships take work. Women need to know we’re e valued. Talking with us, actively listening, smiling flirtatiously at her, telling her she’s beautiful, or that you love her smile. Communication and honesty are so important.
I read about people who cheat or who say horrible shit about not being attracted to their wife anymore—the mother of their children. It really hurts to know that kind of shit is happening. And it just confirms my thoughts that men really do only want the young girls with the perfect bodies.
So, just to reiterate, I loved all the positive comments supporting the wife. She has definitely earned that support and I hope she and the children are happy.