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Gill and Adi's Lush Relationship Guide

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adi_me33
Lady GlitterGiggles
Quote by trinket



Adi you are clearly confused. It's for all "romantic" (WTF?) relationships. Just say you have a guy you are close friends with. YOU can post as many pics as you want to on his wall but no other girl can. Why? I have NO idea. It just "is". If a girl has a lush girlfriend, ONLY her gf can post lots of, AND sexy pics on her wall. Any other girl who does it is called a bitch and will end up in the "funny bitchez" thread. However, if a guy wants to post a couple of girl on girl pics on her wall that is ok because he's probably not trying to run off with her.

I'm not 100% sure these are the precise rules but it's somewhere thereabouts. Let's just all face it, you're damned if you do or don't so just post away and fuck what anyone else thinks. It's a picture ffs, not a diamond ring!


Now I remember.....
LaylaJune
Fancy Schmancy
Quote by adi_me33


Oh. You wanted me to keep you updated. It fucking werks!! Jus sayn. Works for me but hey, who the fuck am I? Other than Lady Glitter Giggles.



My point being that it pays to be kind and diplomatic; some people equate being "honest" and "upfront" with being rude and "in your face" and justify it as honesty.
Porgy87
Senior Analyst
I love everyone who has ever posted to this thread. Does that make me a bad person? Am I in trouble? Was I in trouble before I put it in writing?
Gillianleeeza
Normal Adjacent
Quote by Porgy87
I love everyone who has ever posted to this thread. Does that make me a bad person? Am I in trouble? Was I in trouble before I put it in writing?


RUN, now while you still can. Kidding, thank you for such a nice post.4T4WPJRChrgz7CXm

I had forgotten how much fun Adi and I had with this thread. I just can't think of any new guidelines except to continue annoying Adi with quotes. She secretly loves them.
adi_me33
Lady GlitterGiggles
Quote by Porgy87
I love everyone who has ever posted to this thread. Does that make me a bad person? Am I in trouble? Was I in trouble before I put it in writing?


Ha! Now you can't even edit it. Edit it sounds funny. Edit it. Anywhoo...lovd you too. Except when I hate the thought of y u....like now. I tried.....Vile Porgy Boy
trinket
Convict
Oops. Sorry i see you already found them. A particular reason you were looking for them?


Quote by adi_me33


Fuck V. Rule #11.....so true oh wise one....lmao at this thread. Still looking for Trink's wall posting guidelines....




Quote by trinket
Guideline #2366

NEVER NEVER NEVERRRRRR

post too many pics (more than 2) on one person's wall at a time. This is called "pic burying". So I've been told. We believe in Equal opportunity here on Lush.

(If you don't want it to seem like you are pic burying, enlist the help of a few friends to post a couple on that wall too. Shhhh )

Quote by trinket


Adi you are clearly confused. It's for all "romantic" (WTF?) relationships. Just say you have a guy you are close friends with. YOU can post as many pics as you want to on his wall but no other girl can. Why? I have NO idea. It just "is". If a girl has a lush girlfriend, ONLY her gf can post lots of, AND sexy pics on her wall. Any other girl who does it is called a bitch and will end up in the "funny bitchez" thread. However, if a guy wants to post a couple of girl on girl pics on her wall that is ok because he's probably not trying to run off with her.

I'm not 100% sure these are the precise rules but it's somewhere thereabouts. Let's just all face it, you're damned if you do or don't so just post away and fuck what anyone else thinks. It's a picture ffs, not a diamond ring!

Clear enough for ya Best Bitch Forever??
adi_me33
Lady GlitterGiggles
Quote by trinket

Oops. Sorry i see you already found them. A particular reason you were looking for them?




YES. I had 3 pictures I NEARLY posted on a friends wall. AT THE SAME TIME. I thought WWTD....
adi_me33
Lady GlitterGiggles
Quote by Gillianleeeza


RUN, now while you still can. Kidding, thank you for such a nice post.8nIahj3sYbMLAhmH

I had forgotten how much fun Adi and I had with this thread. I just can't think of any new guidelines except to continue annoying Adi with quotes. She secretly loves them.


RULE #k79tihsa.....*NO MORE DAMN QUOTES IN THIS THREAD* unless it's to annoy me, then...post on
Porgy87
Senior Analyst
All right, you two can go take a few days off. I got this.
adi_me33
Lady GlitterGiggles
Quote by trinket
adi_me33
Lady GlitterGiggles
Quote by Porgy87
All right, you two can go take a few days off. I got this.



I hate you
LaylaJune
Fancy Schmancy
Quote by adi_me33
Wtf happened in here?! Quotes?! Ewwwwww fuckers. Be original. Lol. I can't believe this threads still thriving. Has anyone learned anything new? I have forgotten the damn wall posting etiquette. It's here somewhere. This isn't a love quote thread. Is it? What's happened?


Quotes get on my nerves, too - scrrrrroooooool!
Porgy87
Senior Analyst
Quote by adi_me33

I hate you

So what else is new? Haters gonna hate.
Gillianleeeza
Normal Adjacent
Quote by adi_me33


RULE #k79tihsa.....*NO MORE DAMN QUOTES IN THIS THREAD* unless it's to annoy me, then...post on


I just felt like resurrecting this thread. Really can't think of any new rules. Just still baffled by the coming and going of the same people, just with different user names. Oh well, it is the internet and you can be anyone you want. Apparently having multiple user identity disorder is the most common disease on here.

New suggestions anyone?

Oh and a quote for Adi since she loves those.
Guest
Lurker
Liar, is a synonym for multiple user identity disorder.
trinket
Convict
Quote by Adagio
Liar, is a synonym for multiple user identity disorder.


Well looky at that clever quip!! The very reason I was heading over here to resurrect an old (new really) rule about being 2, 3, or 4 faced amongst your friends.

RULE # 666,666,666,007

If you MUST have more than one lush Profile, you must disclose who you are to any mutual friends of the two, 3, or 4 of yourselves. Failing to do so immediately renders you a spy (fake bitch) and a major rule breaker. Trust me you don't wanna be one of those.

So do the right Lush thing today! Delete all those nasty, pathetic, sly and bitchy extra profiles you all don't need! It will make you feel...REAL again!

That is all.
adi_me33
Lady GlitterGiggles
Quote by Gillianleeeza

multiple user identity disorder


NICE

MUD? I think you're on to something.
adi_me33
Lady GlitterGiggles
Quote by trinket


Well looky at that clever quip!! The very reason I was heading over here to resurrect an old (new really) rule about being 2, 3, or 4 faced amongst your friends.

RULE # 666,666,666,007

If you MUST have more than one lush Profile, you must disclose who you are to any mutual friends of the two, 3, or 4 of yourselves. Failing to do so immediately renders you a spy (fake bitch) and a major rule breaker. Trust me you don't wanna be one of those.


AnotherGirl is a profile I created to submit my first poem. I can't delete as I can't remember my password....recovery email??? No clue. It does feel good to let everyone know though. I don't wanna be a LIAR or suffer from MUD Thanks Trinket.
adi_me33
Lady GlitterGiggles
RULE # j969m(47)

if you really care about someone, don't let them go. If you get 100 private messages saying "don't trust so and so" better to delete the trash talkers then believe them and delete a REAL friend. I had to learn the hard way. I HATE living with regret, but admit I live with that one daily. SOOOO NOT WORTH IT. Lesson learned
Gillianleeeza
Normal Adjacent
Relationship rule or life rule. Trust your instincts and do the best you can. Not much else you can do. Here or in the outside world. Sigh...I just want every one to be happy and get along. Oh good grief I sound like a song or a bumper sticker. Oh and just be nice.7AdzJIsIXUvb4WSd

Okay I am done at least for tonight or until another brilliant gem or quip pops into my head. You're all safe, it probably won't happen for a long time if ever.
Unknown User
Quote by trinket


If you MUST have more than one lush Profile, you must disclose who you are to any mutual friends of the two, 3, or 4 of yourselves. Failing to do so immediately renders you a spy (fake bitch) and a major rule breaker. Trust me you don't wanna be one of those.


Or, you know, follow the rules and don't have multiple profiles.
Unknown User
Quote by trinket


They don't seem to be able to read that particular rule lol.



Then I'd block all but one profile and tell them they had to use that one if they wanted to communicate with me. Not a problem for me since I'm not that social on here but if someone did that (friended me under multiple profiles) and I found out, it would make me a cranky ape.
trinket
Convict
Quote by seeker4


Then I'd block all but one profile and tell them they had to use that one if they wanted to communicate with me. Not a problem for me since I'm not that social on here but if someone did that (friended me under multiple profiles) and I found out, it would make me a cranky ape.



Done it but you can never really be sure if you've guessed correctly. Block. Block. Block. Block and another block. Block. Block. And at the end of all that hope there is somebody out there that likes you for real.
HeraTeleia
Top Shot
Quote by Gillianleeza
I just felt like resurrecting this thread. Really can't think of any new rules. Just still baffled by the coming and going of the same people, just with different user names. Oh well, it is the internet and you can be anyone you want. Apparently having multiple user identity disorder is the most common disease on here.


Me, I've had the same screen name and the same avatar since I signed up. I have enough trouble keeping track of one profile, let alone multiple.
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Gillianleeeza
Normal Adjacent
Haha, I have to agree with you. I would never be able to keep track of something like that. Then again I wouldn't want to. I have enough trouble just remembering my user name and password here, lol. Let alone multiple ones. I still try to wrap my head around why some people keep doing it. It's just weird in my book and can be mean and damaging to people. That's the part that makes me both mad and sad.

Sigh..... I'll give up on that topic now. It will probably keep happening and I surely can't fix it. I'll just keep on being me. I don't know how to be anyone else.

Thanks to you for being you and everyone else out there who plays by the rules.