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How do you catch a cougar?
Quote by BruceWayne
Two years ago my mother and I had sex. We were both drunk and we did it 3 times that night. It was the best sex of my life but she refuses to continue because she says its not right. How can I convince her to let me have her again and continue to be with me?
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Dig a deep hole (deep enough to trap a cougar)
Fill it with ashes, then lightly cover hole with pine straw, sticks and leaves.
Hide in a nearby bush. When your prize cougar comes along, kick her in thee ash hole.
Quote by blazestcyr
maybe by NOT using batman as your avatar....
Quote by BelleduJour
How about you start with NOT calling us cougars
Quote by BruceWayne
How do you catch a cougar?
Quote by Ls63563
If you've got what she is looking for, she'll find you.
Quote by FitBusinessPro
Older woman seduced me once. I guess I was putting out a good vibe, and she "caught" me. It was awesome. So, just put yourself in their company (there are bars that Cougars frequent) and be yourself.
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maybe by NOT using batman as your avatar....
honey catch??seriously???like a disease???
ok bitchiness is over...now for your education sugar
be yourself..be smart.. funny...sexy....cook her an amazing dinner...make sure she cums..when she RSVP's...
ask HER questions about her..something that perhaps an older guy may have forgotten to be...INTERESTED..in her
make her YOUR first priority in and OUT of bed
and you wont have to catch anything...THEY will run to you