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Versus Verses - Rhyming Challenge

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One thing that I've noticed from this thread is that because it takes a little while to write a rhyme to post, often there are duplicates...

This doesn't matter, but what we should do (I think) in a situation like that, is to go with the challenge set by the first person to post.

So, in the situation above, Princesspessa challenged the next poster to write about "tits"

(Sorry Sisyphus, you'll have to post faster to get your challenge in!!) lol

SO, the next person to post must write about TITS!!!

Have at it, guys!!!
Clever Gem
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Tits... (for a friend hahahaha)

Call them breasts
boobs, jugs or tits
Lafayettemisters'
Favourite bits

He does not care
If they are big or small
He just wants
To see them all

So be a doll
And shake your bits
Lets give this lushie
A great show of tits.


Challenge- Lust
Sophisticate
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Makeup sex

Makeup sex is about forgiving
Forget the crap, continue living
No matter who is really wrong
Do not stay angry very long
Your darling you really should not vex
Unless you both like makeup sex


We'll leave the next challenge as lust.
Clever Gem
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Lust

It happens quickly
My body will thrust
Reaction is physical
You are my lust

It sneaks up on me
And I lose control
Lust has me pinned
Please fill the hole

I'll only respond
When I know there is trust
The one rule I demand
Of this crazy lust

Challenge- Cyber sex
Sophisticate
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CD is faster than I am - so it's a duplicate - sorry


Lust

Lust and passion, wanton desire
Baby, come and light my fire
I need and want you very badly
To ravish me, deeply, madly
Lust not love makes the world go ‘round
If the right lover you have found
So, baby, take me, don’t delay
Lust means fuck me every way

Challenge: desire
Sophisticate
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Cyber sex

Cyber sex is my undoing
As I don’t know who I’m screwing
Is he short or is he tall?
Is he the greatest of them all?
His words entice me and his wit
And I’m addicted as is my clit
I’m hoping this will never end
And anonymity is my friend


Challenge is still desire
Clever Gem
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Desire

You've lit my spark
And stoked my fire
I'm now a slave
To my desire

You kiss
You speak
You stroke
You squeeze
Feed my desire
I beg you
Please

Now bend me over
I'll pretend to fight it
Now take me hard
That's how I like it

Challenge- fisting
Lurker
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Oh god!! CD, you are truly EEEEVVVIIIILLLL!!


I'll give it a go...


Fisting...


His fingers push, at my wet slit

Then start to press inside of it

A finger deep, inside my puss

He's doing this for both of us.


Another finger, that makes two

I feel it slick, with my love-goo

I third goes in, I feel them move

Another two'll complete the glove.


In with the pinky, then his thumb

His fist inside me, soon I'll cum.

His other hand, now on my mound

I feel so full, I start to grind.


His other thumb rubbing, on my clit.

Here we go now, this is it!

I start to moan, I almost sob

My climax close, I start to throb.


He pushes harder, with his hand.

It's going just the way we planned.

I'm coming, pussy clenches wrist

That's what it's like, when couples fist.




My challenge?

Write about a knee-trembler, a quick fuck

Clever Gem
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You nailed it Mazz, Actually... You fisted it
Clever Gem
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Quick Fuck

I signed on to the site
Desperate to cum
There goes the poke sound
Mmmm my favourite one

I'm late for work
Am I shit out of luck?
Hell no he's clever
A delicious quick fuck

He has a gift
My arousal it rises
I am no longer
In sexual crisis

He reads what I want
This game takes no time
Before I know it
I've cum a third time

Challenge, Fingers
Active Ink Slinger
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Fingers

Pinching my nipple
circling my clit
thrusting deep inside me
my inner fire is lit
I open my eyes
the dream still lingers
I'd love to have a man
But I'm enjoying my fingers

Challenge: love bites
Sophisticate
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Love bites

Lasting remnants of our nights
I am covered with your love bites
I am all marked up, blue and red
You just have to devour me in bed
I love it all and it`s only right
That I fully sate your appetite
Mine`s not to bite, but to kiss and lick
Your mouth, your body, and your prick.
Hold you close and kiss you deep
And have our fill before we sleep

Challenge: erotomania
Clever Gem
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Erotomania

Erotomanic episode
Schizophrenic
So I have been told

Perceived affection
Is the trouble
High status , famous
Love in their bubble

Delusional love
Dismissed by the patient
Unwitting recipient
So famous, so vacant

challenge- tongue
Clumeleon
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There's endless fun
To be had with a tongue.
If he uses it well,
He'll be able to tell.

I'll start with it flat,
Like a cricket bat,
Then perhaps let it flit
Across your nice, swollen clit.

I'll thrust it in deep
To make your juices seep.
When your hips buck,
I'll know you're ready to fuck.


Challenge - Morning Sex
Clever Gem
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Morning Sex

A poke in the hip
Its early, its good
You're one early riser
I love morning wood

A sleepy fumble
You feel me too
The blinds are still closed
No sun shining through

It's sexy, it's lazy
A moderate pace
Spooning and fucking
You reach for my face

No need to rush
To get up, or to stretch
Lay back
Spread your legs
Enjoy
Morning sex

Challenge- outdoor sex
Clumeleon
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Feel that warm, gentle breeze
Caress your exposed hips.
It's hard to keep a watchful eye
When you're glued to my lips.

So natural, yet so naughty;
The danger's so exciting.
Something's gotten into you,
You're not usually one for biting.

You always said you wanted
To be taken roughly against a tree.
Well, rough is what you're getting,
As rough as I can be.

One more scream like that
And you'll probably get us caught.
But who the fuck cares?
Outdoor sex is so fucking hot!


Challenge - 69.
Clever Gem
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Sixty Nine

I suck yours
While you suck mine
This is known
As a sixty nine

It starts out well
A delicious sensation
You lick at my clit
I lose concentration

I'm selfish, I know it
I'm losing my mind
Your face in my cunt
My hips start to grind

So in this quick poem
There is just one moral
A girl can lose focus
When receiving good oral

Challenge- ass play
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Ass Play

Smack! Goes the paddle
And Swish! goes the flay.
We all love the sounds
Made during ass play.

The moans of the sub
Though she tries to remnain dumb
All add to the joy
When ass play makes her cum.

(and kuidos to Mazza for the one about fisting! LOL)

Next challenge: Nipple clamps
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
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NO takers? - OK - I'll tackle it myself, then - just to make it a real challenge, I'll try to follow a specific form - how 'bout a limerick?

When he first attached nipple clamps
She said, "They hurt less than premenstrual cramps."
But when they were removed, and her nipples stayed grooved,
The sudden pain made her pee in her pants.

next challenge: fellatio
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
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Welcome to the thread, all you guys who haven't posted...

DO jump in and write a wee rhyme. It's just a bit of fun...

Come on!!! Just DO it!!!

The challenge as set by Dlizze still stands... Fellatio....
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I know you like me sucking your cock

When I use my lips, (instead of a sock)

You'll feel them, firm, around your glans

And love it when I use my hands.


You push your head 'gainst my tight lips

I open them a little until it slips

Deep into my hungry hole

My tongue flicking up and down your pole.


Then I'll let you fuck my face

I'm a slut, such a disgrace

I really want to feel you spurt

Deep in my throat, it will not hurt.


And then I open my mouth, so you

Can see what I'll do with your 'goo'

"Such a good girl," you'll say, I'll gloat

As your hot seed runs down my throat.


Once I'm sated, I'll ascend your body

You'll be pleased, I've been SO naughty.

Upon on your lips, I'll place a kiss.

And you will praise your naughty miss!


Challenge...

Finger fucking
Gingerbread Lover
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Quote by Mazza


Finger fucking


One little finger inside me;
Two tensing fingers bring me glee;
Three excited fingers make me stretch;
Four slap happy fingers? Don't make me retch!
But now the finale, do you get the gist?
Four fingers and your thumb? Fuck me with your fist!


Challenge: pubes.




EDIT: I don't know if ending with fisting is allowed, but hey! I got all fingers in!
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

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You truly exceeded all expectations!!

*laughing*
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Pubes
That great debate
Over which some masturabte
To shave or not to shave?
Is the great question
All I can say is...
Do what you please
Just don't get stuck in MY teeth.

Challenge: Tit fucking.
Clumeleon
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If there are any authorised Mods out there, I would recommend this thread gets a Sticky. It's fucking brilliant. Well done, Maz.
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Hey, Clum, as much as I like what you just said there, you're supposed to be writing about tit fucking!!

Lol, I love this thread too. I actually guffawed!!
Clever Gem
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Quote by Mazza
Hey, Clum, as much as I like what you just said there, you're supposed to be writing about tit fucking!!

Lol, I love this thread too. I actually guffawed!!


He,he,he who knew my hangover could cause this, thanks for forcing my brain to work Mazz, it paid off.
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Quote by crazydiamond


He,he,he who knew my hangover could cause this, thanks for forcing my brain to work Mazz, it paid off.


You realise that the thread started because I forced CD to write me a poem? Lol
Clumeleon
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Quote by Mazza
Hey, Clum, as much as I like what you just said there, you're supposed to be writing about tit fucking!!

Lol, I love this thread too. I actually guffawed!!


Oh, alright then.


Holy cow, those tits are huge!
The biggest ones I've seen.
I'd love to cover them in my splooj,
If you know what I mean.

We get in position, I'm ready to go.
My dick's the perfect fit.
I start to thrust to and fro,
Between your amazing tits.

All too soon, I'm on the brink;
If only this was a race.
You look up to give me a wink,
Before I fire my load in your face.


Challenge - Squirting.
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Quote by clum


Oh, alright then.


Holy cow, those tits are huge!
The biggest ones I've seen.
I'd love to cover them in my splooj,
If you know what I mean.

We get in position, I'm ready to go.
My dick's the perfect fit.
I start to thrust to and fro,
Between your amazing tits.

All too soon, I'm on the brink;
If only this was a race.
You look up to give me a wink,
Before I fire my load in your face.


Challenge - Squirting.


SPLOOJ!!!!!

Oh god, Clum, that was hilarious!!!

(you don't think we'll alienate the non-Scottish readers?) haha

It made me think of "Sploonging gussets"...