Suncream Seduction
Minding my own business I was
Not even thinking of getting a buzz
When upon my body you started to spread
That stuff that my resolve did shred
Just to protect my skin you told
Then why is your hand being so bold
To explore inside my clothes like this
And make me feel like a slutty miss
It wasn't your hand I'll have you know
That make me squeal and squirm and show
The height of my orgasmic scream
It was that cool slick suncream.
Challenge: Sex Through The Years
If you ignore beauty, you will soon find yourself without it.................Frank Lloyd Wright
I always practice obedience, when it's in my best interest.
Sex through the Years
Start in our teens
Fast fucks and screams
Then reaching twenty
We're getting plenty
Then to be fair
Kids make it rare
We rally at forty
Get down and dirty
And fifty's fun
Sex in the sun
As to the rest
Am not there yet
What's all the fuss?
If stuck, there's Lush.
My challenge is.........deception ..
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen
Come look into my glinting eyes
They promise you the truth.
Disregard that utter nonsense
Provided by yon sleuth.
Those accusations don't believe
Don't think those things of me.
My adoration still rings true
Please harken to my plea.
Those photographs; that sluttish whore,
To me are quite unknown.
It is not my pale quaking thighs
Straddling that stiff bone.
Cross my fingers and hope to die
Those moaning lips aren't mine,
That gobbling mouth, those thrusting hips,
The arching of her spine.
The thrusting buttocks slapping down
Body consumed by bliss;
The mewling, groaning, so flushed face
Embracing that abyss.
Her soaking hair stuck to her skin,
Endlessly bouncing breasts;
Do you really, really believe
I'd fuck one of our guests?
That I would sneak from your warm grasp
Another cock to find?
That I would mount him in his sleep
His thick shaft to grind?
That sodden, pulsing, needy me
Would soak him with my lips,
Muscles spastic about his length
As into me he slips?
That I would milk that gorgeous dick
Desperate for his cum,
And scream in shameless ecstasy
Til body, mind are numb?
So look upon this innocent,
Believe in me I beg.
And please, oh please, oh please ignore
What's seeping down my leg.
Smiles chastely
Wriggles about soaking thighs
Challenge: Watching public sex
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"
We argued, you pled
Just this once you said
Come with me
Down to the sea
They're there each week
We can just take a peek
Watch what they do
Just me and you
I finally said yes
It's OK I guess
We'll go take a look
But my head I shook
I'll only watch for a minute
I'm not really in it
Then off we go
Otherwise, no
So off to the sea
Go you and me
To see them make love
Under the stars above
Imagine my face
As we pick out a space
Where we could view
Those unabashed two
And in the light of the moon
I see the girl swoon
And the man looks so glad
It's my mama and dad!
next topic - flatulence
Flatulence
Your derriere looked sweet when first we met
I could hardly wait to feel it.
I was anxious to touch the silky skin
And thought just my touch would seal it.
Together we tumbled, twisted and turned
Such delight I have seldom felt.
But of a sudden you made a big loud toot
And darling it badly smelt.
The room was filled with unpleasant odor
The like I have seldom met.
Twas enough to change a cheerful blonde
To a gagging sickly brunette.
You've told me there's a time for everything
A time and a proper place.
But I tell you love, the place for gas
Is not close to my sensitive face.
Eeeeeeeek!
Next challenge - Not Tonight Dear
If you ignore beauty, you will soon find yourself without it.................Frank Lloyd Wright
I always practice obedience, when it's in my best interest.
Not Tonight My Dear
I’m bushed, I’m whacked, I can’t , I won’t
I really must insist;
So please don’t stand there pouting with
Your hands upon your hips.
My head does throb quite awfully,
A migraine I suspect.
All mine blood has retreated there,
My cock is un-erect.
I think I’ve got a temperature
My body it burns flushed;
Aching bones and feverish chills,
I’m feeling cruelly crushed.
A sudden downpour did drench me;
Umbrella it is broke;
Hailstones as big as tennis balls,
It really was no joke.
The train was late, my mobile dead,
No sugar in my tea;
My work computer’s playing up,
I was stung by a bee.
I’ve got a memo; I’ve been fired,
Thrown onto the scrapheap.
The stress is quite unbearable,
I only need some sleep.
My uncle’s ill, my aunt is dead,
End of the world is nigh;
So please do stop your wriggling,
That stroking of your thigh.
There’s famine, plague and pestilence,
The world has gone all wrong.
Oh what’s that glinting ‘twixt your lips?
You’re wearing your pearl thong.
I’m bushed, I’m whacked, you’re such a tease.
What has got into you?
I can’t, I won’t, unless, perhaps,
A slow, romantic screw,
Where I could rest my aching head
Amongst those pillows soft,
As gently you mount my stiff cock
Your body held aloft.
And you could ride me tenderly;
I could allow you that.
What’s that my dear, I missed those words?
“You fucking useless twat …
I’d rather fuck the garden shears
Raw ginger in my rear
Fellating Beelzebub himself
So … Not tonight my dear.”
Challenge: Striptease
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"
Striptease
The light so dim gives me courage
As my top hits the floor.
I know you are so excited
To see me act the whore.
I move my hips round seductive
As my skirt slides down low.
With knicks and bra only covered
I still have lots to show.
I sense you all are now eager
To see my female parts.
The tents in your pants quite prove it
As does your pumping hearts.
My tits so large have you wanting
To touch to squeeze to play.
While on the stage I do shimmy
But out of reach I stay.
I have made you want to fuck me
You wish I were for sale.
I'll be back on stage next hour
So stay and quaff your ale.
It's my job to make you horny
I try my best to please.
But really I just pay the bills
When I do my striptease.
next challenge: hating the feeling that love is dying
If you ignore beauty, you will soon find yourself without it.................Frank Lloyd Wright
I always practice obedience, when it's in my best interest.
Dying Love
My fingernails are worried stubs,
My cuticles do bleed,
The teardrops glistening in mine eye
I do wish you would heed.
Pale memories do tease my mind,
Near lost to my recall,
Of days when I would glow devout
Heart captured in your thrall.
When winter turned to brittle spring,
Dark buds did blossoms spew
And light did warm my wanting skin
As I was made anew.
My timid petals did unfurl,
Most beauteous was I,
Radiant from your newfound love,
Enrapt by passion’s sigh.
Summer’s bounty we did embrace,
In dappled meadows rest,
Cool wafting breeze about my skin,
Contentment in my breast.
Beneath azure, unblemished skies
I troth to you my heart,
Heedless of the dense storm clouds come
To cleave my world apart.
Now I sit amongst fallen leaves;
Memories of our time;
Picking through the dying fall
As doleful bells do chime.
Despising each and every thought
That cackles through my mind,
Floundering ‘neath the truth of a
Relationship declined.
Stomach knotted, sweated palm
Harsh throbbing in my temple;
Wondering if our future is
Not to be a couple
Hateful, loathsome, horrific thought
I cannot lock away;
That this true love has run its course
A dead horse we do flay.
And do I dare to ask of you
Of which way we should go?
Trembling as I await your words,
Battered heart crying … “No”
Challenge: Feeling like a teenager suffering through their first major crush.
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"
FIRST MAJOR CRUSH
Others found my beauty appealing
I moved with ease and boldness
Smiling and flirting twas quite the tease
I never acted with coldness.
But I find my mind has betrayed me
Not just my heart that's bleeding.
Boldness destroyed, I find myself
On knees in plaintive pleading.
With fear and awe and wide eyed wonder
My heart is exceedingly wrenched.
One tender touch from your lovely hand
Would leave me wonderfully drenched.
I sweat I swear my face is flushed
Like a child you make me blush.
I long for your heart your kiss your touch
I'm trapped in my first ever crush.
You have me breathless wanting your love
Panting with fervent desire.
Twill never be for inferior me
You're simply too much higher.
Challenge: What happens when a Dominant feels empathy
If you ignore beauty, you will soon find yourself without it.................Frank Lloyd Wright
I always practice obedience, when it's in my best interest.
The role I chose, the one I feel
Is that of a domme and Mistress
To make others grovel and to kneel
And to put them in some distress
Make them obey my each command
Follow each order to a T
Pain and suffering I'll demand
Tears not matter a bit to me
Embarrass and then watch them squirm
Then do things to make them wiggle
I'll spank and slap, their skin I'll warm
And all the while I'll laugh and giggle
I see this all in my minds' eye
Then have my first all set to train
But with the first stroke upon her thigh
It's Oh MY God! I feel her pain!!!
I ask myself, can I keep going?
Humiliate and train this girl?
Keep my empathy from showing?
Oh Hell Yes! Give it a whirl!
Shyness about nudity in front of a lover
Sequin gown, the strap slowly drapes along her shoulder.
Sitting, reminiscent of all past blunders.
Behold, an exquisite form.
Constant, and beguiling.
She is tempered and smooth, unlike me.
She is everything I'm not.
I stand and approach,
fearful and mannered.
Respectful of her touch.
To soothe or disorient,
who the recipient?
No time to think, but act.
Act smooth and unaffected.
Act as if the wick does not burn.
Act, and exclude, the truth.
Queef/ pussy fart
A tender moment
My lips on her lips
A sudden little plop
As a pussy fart slips
love in later life
Ive seen you once
I plan to again
Along time lost
waiting since
Life is over
Here you are again
Love you now
Love you again
Love you forever
Topic-Relationships
summation (a guy's perspective)
I saw you and you saw me,
we fucked liked rabbits until three.
Omelettes in the morning,
breakfast in bed.
I recall, you once liked giving head.
I see you and you see me,
we pass each other until three.
What do you want,
I don't care.
Eating in silence, into the distance we stare.
Blowjob from a woman's perspective. i.e., no creative males.
My female friend write this and told me top post it on her behalf, as she doesn't have an account, nor wants one:
I
Like giving
Blowjobs. Gimmie cum!
Next challenge: accidentally being bitten during oral.
Oh like it when you're down there,
Nibbling in amongst my hair.
Oh it feels so fucking good,
Tongue pushing back my tiny hood.
Holy fuck, you clumsy prick
You bit too hard and gave me a nick!!
Way to spoil my oral fun,
Rest assured, I owe you one!
Finding out your lover was not quite as devoted as you thought...
Finding out your lover was not quite as devoted as you thought...
Strangulation versus masturbation
Was the question and answer posed
Become a cuck and not give a fuck
Whether me she loved and others hosed
Thanks for the gift you gave ~ which keeps on giving - herpes.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Thanks for the gift you gave ~ which keeps on giving - herpes.
You were the man of my dreams
or so it seemed
But one secret not shared
you're hearing impaired
I said BRING BACK SLURPEES
Not bloody herpes
So excuse me while I scratch
these blisters on my snatch
I need to regain my perfect pussy
my new boyfriend seems quite fussy
A severe case of brewers droop
State of that, he can't even get it up,
Too much drinking has fucked it up,
Ten useless, soft inches, I give up,
Brewers droop has caused it to fuck up
And now, the dick can't even suck up,
A useless cock, ruined by booze, fucked up,
He can't even give head, I really do give up,
Back to the vibrators, at least they don't mess up!
Challenge: Vaginal Stinkiness
It can be tricky
getting your dicky
into my fanny
when it is sticky.
I've not shaved
its a little prickly
get on your knees
and give it a licky.
Challenge- lubricant
I'm slippery as fuck
when I give you a suck
Down on my knees
eager to please
But use some lube
all over your tube
and slide it between my boobs.
Challenge - senior sex
"because it's your birthday, i'll give it a shot
but you better pull out right when I say stop."
I accept all her ground rules, the best girl i've found
as I exit her one hole and aim for the brown
i squeeze on the bottle, shaking, excited
the singular reason she'd become compliant
but it slips, and then falls, and empties about
my wish had come true, but i'd said it out loud
Challenge: one's guy/girl on the side
There's an inner beast inside of me, ready to play
There's an inner goddess inside of me, that can't be tamed
I'm feeling kinda naughty, won't you come see?
Act out all my dirty fantasies
I'll take you there with slow motion and sensual kisses
Fuck me deeply, one of my wishes
All hot and bothered, soft skin ready to be touched
Need sex now, need it much
Did I mention that I'm flexible?
Hmmm, so sexual.
Challenge: sexual dreams
You come to me in beautiful dreams
You're all mine now, or so it seems
I feel your touch like a butterflies wings
your tongue, it does amazing things
Orgasm after orgasm, we never tire
our passion burns like a white hot fire
We make love into the wee hours
you're all mine and I'm all yours
Soft kisses now in the light of the moon
our lust is sated, come close, let's spoon
Challenge: A willy with a 45 degree angle
Left of Center
Left of center but don't dismay,
my love is here to stay.
I don't begrudge you, your tilted glance,
I, like you, am here to chance.
To glance the tilted world,
and allow inhibitions unfurled.
To dine on honey dew,
and give you a different point of view.
Never straight but always true,
give me some and I'll give it too.
Always a proud, and steadfast gent,
Well, at least, until I'm spent.
Challenge: a woman's love
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Men have searched the entire Earth,
And prayed to Heaven above,
For the one they can call their own,
A woman they can love.
A woman's love is so very special,
And can be a beautiful thing,
When you find the one you want forever,
Go out and get her a ring.
Challenge: Anal Bleaching
Fugu
Delicate prim rose
Oft served to palates secured
Intoxicating
trust
Can you trust a bust today?
Implants and reductions are at play.
Give me naturals anytime;
Small or large are no crime.
Fake breasts, though, they give me fits.
I much prefer original tits.
Head over heels
