Vaginal Crossfire - When You have the fortunate opportunity to Nail more than one Snatch at a time but you Dont know where to start.
Example - John was sat in a bar with his girlfriend who is keen to be taken back home tonight when Two lesbians catch him before his trip to the toilet and invite him back to theirs tonight for some "Fun." In the toilet he recieves a call from his ex saying that she wants him to come and fullfill her needs.
The Description of this puzzle going on in his head is called "Vaginal Crossfire"
One evening in a bar with John
Enjoying ‘drinky poos’,
Returning from a toilet trip
He’s bursting with some news:
“Two lesbians, I do declare,
Have got the hots for me.
They’ve seen the error of their ways
It’s for me to set them free.
Their aching bodies burn with lust,
My huge cock they require,
And only my attentions
Can quench their sexual fire.”
My glass I pull from dampened lips
And fix him with a stare;
My eyebrows raise, my lips do curl
Amused by this ‘affair’.
Some words do form within my mind
That might express disdain.
Before I can deliver them
He’s got a new refrain.
“When I reached the toilet safe,
Cock hard and tight of ball
My mobile phone did start to ring
You’ll not guess who did call
‘Twas pretty Anne” … the insane one,
The one he calls his ‘ex’ …
“She’s fixated by my lovemaking
Is desperate for sex.
Oh grovel, beg and plead did she
Her pussy’s in such need.”
I summon up a skyward look
Disbelieving of his greed,
And wondering if the last drink
Was such a good idea.
Before my tongue can form the words
More delusion does appear.
“And will you be my new girlfriend?
I know you are quite smitten.
The desire, the lust, you have for me
Across your face is written.
And I can sense the trembling
That makes your body quiver.
Oh, when I get you ‘twixt the sheets
You’ll find in me a giver.
For I will tongue your yummy twat
As Anne does give me head,
A lesbian on each hand fixed;
‘T’will be a perfect bed.”
His eyes were bright, his face was flushed,
Ridiculous his leer;
And then without another word
He collapsed into his beer.
Vaginal crossfire did claim John
On that we can agree.
His deluded mind sunk beneath
A boyhood fantasy.
Shower Scene
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"
Shower Scene
The spray was hot, and full of steam.
The couple stood beneath.
His fingers in her female seam;
She sucked air through clenched teeth.
And even though the water cooled,
(They'd been in there an hour)
She loved the way that he had fooled
With her clit in the shower.
next challenge:
Hentai
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
Oh I love this show very much
It brings an urge down below
I wonder if it's too much
Nobody has to know
I look online and find my Hentai
Those animated cartoons get me going
He's fucking Salor Moon in the sky
My arousal is really flowing
There are juices running everywhere
Her moans are melodies in my ear
I can't help but touch myself it's only fair
She's cumming for me to hear
My own pussy is pulsing
The way those Hentais get rough
In between my legs is constant throbbing
I really can't get enough
Cumming everywhere
Cumming endless
Oh I really don't care
I made a big mess
They're still fucking
I can't keep going
My hips stopped bucking
This is a long showing
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Double penetration
Double Penetration
At first sight
Although you might
Think that I cannot take it
Double penetration
Is my Intention
Now that we are naked
So penetrate my pussy YES!
You know how to make me cum
Keep on thrusting
Now grab the lube
And slide something
Into my bum.
Challenge: Tea Bagging
"Dunkin Donuts" I do declare
"You want to put your scrotum there?"
"Oh please, dear dinkums, my sweetpea
If you would only suckle me;
Just as I enjoyed in far off days
When the Harrow ruggar team would haze
Smithers-Jones and Tom Eustace
Lowering ourselves atop a face
Enrapt to feel those swollen lips
Sobbing, cleansing my love pips
As I stroked my thick love shaft
And wondered whether; this might sound daft;
Such delicious delights made me gay ...
But that's a topic for another day ...
So please and please, I'm begging thee
Do this one sweet thing for me."
I stop him there, I've heard enough
And in a voice steel hard, not rough,
I explain quite carefully
That his balls unto a tree
Them I will be forced to tie
Most definitely a branch on high,
Leaving him to dangle there
A warning to those that dare
Suggest to me such degradation
By those who should really know their station.
Challenge: Glass Dildo
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"
The glass is smooth and quite cold
And, might I add, it's very old.
I found it hid on a high shelf,
Placed, no doubt by a former self
Who sought relief when alone.
Or perhaps upon a throne
Where one dared not take on a lover
Who wasn't born from proper cover.
So for relief, she'd have to go
To this shelf, for her dildo.
next challenge:
SUSPENSION
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
Suspension
Vulnerable
I feel the tension
Inescapable
Suspension
The effect produces
A heightened sense
Trance like state
My limbs so tense
To sacrifice my physical strength
Requires trust of quite some length
Primarily lifted by the wrist
An act of submission
A precious gift
Anti gravitational love
Arms and legs feel the strain
My pussy stretched, I feel you shove
A rush of blood straight to my brain
Challenge : Ball gag
Pregnant sex
My feet are swollen
My tummy feels fat
I cannot even chase the cat!
You want sex?
You ridiculous fool!
I do not want your silly tool!
I am miserable
My body is achey
And all you think about is hanky panky
Go wank yourself
Leave me be
I am pregnant!
Can't you see?
Next challenge:
Necking at the movies
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
It's dark.
This movie bores me.
Your neck looks delicious.
My arm is already around your neck,
Might as well kiss it.
It's a lovely tender neck, tasty too.
My inner vampire wants a bite.
A nibble will do.
You squirm and moan into my neck.
We exchange a peck on the lips.
Hands go around hips.
Better leave now, before things escalate.
Too late. We've sealed our fate...
Challenge: sucking on ears.
Oh I have journeyed around the globe
In search of such a succulent lobe
An ear perfect for my tongue to probe
Flawless flesh to lash and strobe.
I really cant believe my luck
To stumble on a handsome buck
Whose fleshy node I yearn to suck
Whose slender cock I deign to fuck.
Cock doth plunder; pussy ripple
Suckling lips about my nipple
Masticating mouth does drool and dribble
His blood filled lobe I roughly nibble.
Pretty petal lips glisten with dew
As his uninspiring cock I screw
Caring not for his thick male goo
Enraptured by the hot flesh I chew.
I pulse, absorbed by my own sweet kink
(Perhaps I ought consult a shrink)
Pussy and lips quivering in utter sync
As his mouth loved lobe turns awfully pink.
Gripping his cock with muscles tight
My pleasure spirals to a new height
Head exploding; brilliant white light
That abused flesh, sharp teeth did bite.
Poor boy! It was a pitiful scream
I'm sure it wasn't like this in his dream
I coated his groin with my pussy cream
As his agonised ear my tongue did ream.
I cared not for his pathetic bleats
Trapped as he was beneath my sheets
The Lord provides such bountiful feasts
And my teeth can bare resist such treats.
So if you possess a pretty ear
Pray, don't be scared; come snuggle here
There truly is naught for you to fear
I really am an absolute dear.
Wolfish Grin
"Yummy! Quite, quite, yummy!"
Licks Lips
Challenge: CBT
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"
BEST VERSUS VERSES EVER!!!!
I bow in the glory of that !!! holy shit woman , BRILLIANT!!!!
*bows out* I can't compete with that.
CBT? Care to expound? The only thing that comes to mind on that is the CBT Killer or Cognitive-Behavioral Therapy (thanks to Google).
Ahhh! What? Wow, so the next challenge can be a bat to the vagina, Mickey Mantle style?
Hmm, it's not something I feel I could or indeed would want to write about, to be honest...
Wow, shows how much I pay attention! CG already wrote a short poem,
I'll just keep this here!
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I'll try CBT although I don't know much on the subject,
here it goes;
There he kneeled before me
He expectantly looked down
Waiting anxiously
I had just came from town
In my hand I had a pretty gift
A perfect ball stretcher
To give his cock a lift
Oh, it will only be a little pressure
His delicious shaft will be en-wrapped
Along with his balls safely secured
The pleasure will be trapped
Leaving him reassured
He enjoys the feeling of being owned
I got him some testicle cuffs to go along
While putting it on I heard him moan
The vice is tough and it is strong
I apply a padlock on his cuff
To ensure that it stays mine
He really can’t get enough
And I haven’t much time
I lock him up away
And leave him debating
This way he won’t astray
He will be patiently waiting
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Challenge; Wedgie !!
WEDGIE AND REVENGE!
New pants, new man
Feeling spiffy, feeling good
Bully spoils it, grabs that waistband
He pulls, my balls are restricted
I can't breathe! My new pants!
Ruined, just like the last ones!
Wediges are not cool. You bastard!
Ow, right in my butt crack too!
Arseface!
Just wait, I'll get you...
...WEDGIE!!!!!
Yes, gotcha!
How you like them apples?
WEDGIE WEDGIE WEDGIE!!!!!
Challenge: Washing Machine (sitting on)
My Washing Machine
My washing machine is really quite old
And to climb upon it may seem bold
But now I wait as the thing fills
Because the spin cycle gives me thrills.
The clothes get clean and I get dirty
Anticipation makes me flirty
I love my washing machine dearly
And soon will orgasm most clearly.
Poor hubby thinks I'm doing laundry
While actually I sit here in a quandry
How do I tell him my spinning GE
Makes me cum harder then he.
Challenge: saying goodbye to a bad lover
If you ignore beauty, you will soon find yourself without it.................Frank Lloyd Wright
I always practice obedience, when it's in my best interest.
Saying goodbye to a bad lover
It's unfair to admit it
When we are under cover
But it's really time for me to say
Goodbye to you, bad lover
It's frustrating and oh so trying
My god, I long to cum
All this faking, all this lying
You don't do it for me hun
So I'll try to say it gently
I'll try to say it sweet
But what I really need to scream is,
"You suck between the sheets."
Challenge: Water Sex
I really really enjoy this thread, both reading and participating a little, and I want to keep it going, but I am not certain what is meant by "Water Sex". Does that mean like in a hot tub or on a beach or something? Or something else? It's ok if your laughing, I am too, but I don't want to try to describe an orange if it should be an apple, or whatever. A little hint may help me get started.
If you ignore beauty, you will soon find yourself without it.................Frank Lloyd Wright
I always practice obedience, when it's in my best interest.
Water Sex
Two droplets on a window pane
Casting glances at the other,
Admiring each curvaceous form
Seeking a water lover.
A male and female we do have
Ask me not, how I know.
And as I sat engrossed, enrapt
They put on quite a show.
The first, the girl, did make a move
Came drifting down to him;
Her pearlescent form rubbing against
His palpitating rim.
And reaching forth, her tender lips
Placed kisses on his skin;
Pressing into his globular form
They lost themselves to sin.
Drenched and dripping was she now;
Soaked; sodden with desire.
Her transparent epidermis
Alive, aflame, afire
He entered her, and I did watch;
The curious voyeur;
As he did fuck her vehemently
Demonstrating grandeur
In every thrust of his dear self
Into her liquid flesh,
Their Rubenesque forms
Proclaimed their pleasure fresh.
And as they neared their climaxes,
I was quite overcome,
By their rampant exhibition;
To lust I did succumb.
So rain did splatter on the glass
Droplets fucking everywhere,
Whilst splayed, displayed and finger-full
I came without a care.
Challenge: whatever Redlips puts
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"
She spread her towel and sat beside me
As the waves rolled onto the sand.
A thing of beauty as she stretched
And I dared to touch her hand.
We laid side by side upon the towel
As the waves washed over my feet.
My arm against her silky skin
I was beginning to feel that heat.
Her lips were like honey, soft and sweet
As the waves splashed onto my ass.
She pressed her body into mine
Not able to resist my pass.
Nothing seemed to distract her
As the waves crept up to my shoulder.
My hand upon her sexy mound
I couldn't have been any bolder.
I lay in the water alone and sad
not moving like a stone statue.
The waves had made my love depart
She wouldn't let them touch her hairdo.
challenge: wet panties at work
If you ignore beauty, you will soon find yourself without it.................Frank Lloyd Wright
I always practice obedience, when it's in my best interest.
Wet Panties At Work
Wet
Panties
At
Work
Bet
Titties
Flat
Irk
Forget
Subtleties
Twat
Jerk
Beget
Sensitivities
Format
Smirk
Sweet
Improprieties
Wildcat
Beserk
Pet
Cavitities
Entreat
Clerk
Each Time I Encounter
Some Young Turk
I End Up With
Wet Panties At Work
Challenge: Suncream Seduction
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"
