Squirting
It sometimes starts with sexy flirting
And usually ends with me squirting
We kiss, we touch, and we caress
Who knew it would make such a mess?
There are many girls who cannot do it
But my pussy’s easy, come on, screw it
Fuck me, baby, and you’ll know
When I’m coming, it’ll flow.
Challenge: threesomes
Threesomes
3 sets of arms
3 sets of legs
Entangled bodies
The passion it begs
So many holes
Lots of wet skin
I'm spoilt for choice
Which one to cum in?
Orgasms are building
And it is getting loud
Someone else is cumming first!
You realise three's a crowd
Challenge- swallowing
Threesomes
For something with je ne sais quoi
You should try ménage a trois
Sex is really so much fun
With your partner more than one
Keep it coming, I can’t pick
Which one has the better dick
If you choose wisely and with luck
There will always be another fuck
Challenge: cunnilingus
Sorry - CD beat me - proceed with her challenge
Ha, loved the threesome rhymes, guys!!
On with the Swallowing!
Swallowing
Swallowing for some an ultimate high
In sexual pleasure
I cannot say why
He pushes and thrusts and really pokes
It seems very likely
It will be me that he chokes
So if you love me and want to come
Please fill me elsewhere
Pussy, breasts, or bum
Sorry, baby, I know it’s sad
But that gagging feeling’s really bad
Now - cunnilingus
Cunniligus
Under the tablecloth I hide
My head inside her skirt.
She worries the wait staff will see
Especially if I make her squirt.
But out of respect I just use my tongue
And never insert fingers.
She's able to hide it when she comes
From my dessert of cunnilingus.
Next challenge:
Exihibition
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
Exhibition
I know that I should feel contrition
Shirt up, bra down, tits out
God -What an exhibition!
But my dear I will confess
I love showing off
With clothes even less
You really should not be such a prude
Just because I like to parade nude
Challenge: domination
Exhibition (OOps too slow, challenge is principessa's)
To flash
To expose
Just a tidbit
The kink of those
Who like to exhibit
On a beach
Or In the car
They don't care
Where the hell they are
A need to get nude
To put on a show
They like to fuck
In public you know
To flash ones' bits
Cock. cunt and tits
Is a wonderful thing
For the exhibitionist
Challenge- Domination
Domination
Domination: an abomination,
Or just a cue for maturbation?
To be a sub or dominate
neither makes me salivate.
I'm neither deliverer nor receiver,
Some would cry 'You unbeliever!'
But I'm not into humiliation
So, not for me this domination.
Challenge: Stockings
Stockings
Made of silk
Or even nylon
Patience required
To slide them on
Once in place
I can concur
The garter belt
Keeps them secure
Those sexy pins
They look so naughty
The only clothing
He leaves on my body
Challenge: Nipples
Can I respond to my own challenge?
Nipples
A sweet shade of pink
That is my nipple
For an alpha male
It's seen as kibble
He takes it firmly
In his sharp teeth
I reach for his cock
And then I unsheath
He bites it harder
It makes me yell
His cock penetrates me
Right there, fucking hell
Challenge- hips
With a thrust of his hips
He opens my lips
He's fucking me, rough
I just can't get enough
I feel his balls hit me
on my neck he's just bit me
As he pistons into me
Filling me completely
His hands grab MY hips
My breasts swing, my nips
Brush on the bed
Thoughts of lust in my head...
(sorry, that wasn't a very good one... I'll try harder next time!!)
OK, challenge is....
A slow, lazy fuck!!
A Slow, Lazy Fuck
Sunday morning I awake
With a thirst I need to slake.
But I yawn, feeling drowsy
In this state I'd be a lousy
Slow lazy fuck.
But you rise to the occasion
And offer me pursuasion.
As you lie back and spread your legs
I succumb to your begs
With a slow lazy fuck
I enter you, moving slowly
At first you think, "Holy moly,
If he doesn't moive much faster
I won't cum. What a disaster!
That slow lazy fuck!"
But as we move, we find a speed
Not very fast, that fills the need.
And soon you feel your tummy cramp
And twixt your legs, familiar damp.
And you thank the stars, and praise your luck
For responding to a slow lazy fuck.
Next challenge: cuddling
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
Cuddling
It's usually hardcore
It's raunchy and studly
You've caught me off guard
When did you become cuddly
Its not what I expected
But I can adapt
You cradle me softly
Pull me on to your lap
An intimate kiss
My head's all a muck
Then you bend me over
I'm more used to this fuck
challenge- friends with benefits
Make-up sex is never easy
Hurtful words make me feel sleezy
I'd rather fuck you when you're cheery
Than make sweet love after you've been teary.
Screw a bunch of make-up sex
Fucking ain't fun following wrecks
Let's fuck first before livid passion
Staunch our wounds in just that fashion.
(alright who threw the curveball?)
Starfish Bleaching
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Welcome WMM!!! You finally got here!!!
Starfish bleaching?
Holy shit (see what I did there?)
I am SO not touching that one!
I had you at hello.......
Friends with benefits
I've waited ages
You are finally back
I have no patience
You're aware of that
You know what you do
And you know I do too
But I let it play out
Just to see what you'll do
My legs start to shake
Followed by hips
A chance I will take
Friend with benefits
You keep yourself secret
You want me to beg
Tease me much longer
I'll be humping your leg
Challenge: pinned down
For the record, I think I did make-up sex a couple of pages ago. Does this mean WMM and I have to do make-up sex together?
Carry on, you lot.
Aaah, it doesn't matter if subjects get repeated... The rhymes will be different every time! It gives everyone a chance I guess...
Now, if you two want to perform for us.... lol
Behind you tasting the afterglow.
cupping your breast,
feeling the quick paced heart.
Love it when you hide your head,
as your pussy farts.
Smelling your hair,
my passions sated.
Quick replay of your mouth on my cock.
What are you thinking?
You may not want an answer,
my thoughts may shock.
The look in your eyes,
the dirty things stated.
Your face as I fucked you,
while you masturbated.
Tell me sweetness,
can we begin anew?
Introducing anal
Introducing Anal.
You took me so gently
at first's what I mean
Stimulated me mentally
And that kept me keen.
You are such a romantic
You know how to woo
Feeling quite frantic
At what you want to do
You finger my pussy
As you bite on my thigh
And once it's quite juicy
Somewhere else is still dry
You press on my rosebud
With your slick, sticky finger
Your finger on my nub
Your tongue it does linger.
Your push more insistent
'Gainst my virgin hole
I feel you, persistent
My cherry, your goal
As you open me wider
Your digit intruding
Another! Inside there!
You know what you're doing
And as you rub me
My orgasm brimming
You hold and you hug me
Your lips and tongue rimming...
(ha, lost the plot.. that's enough!!)
Challenge: Fancying someone!
Ooops, Mazza was faster.
Anal
Something we’ve been told a lot
Is anal sex is very hot
Try to do it and I’ll shout
Stop it now and take it out
Naughty, forbidden for you to push
Your hard cock into my tush
It's so special that I say
You cannot have it every day
But if you are my special boy
My ass can be your own toy
