Sideboob with your naughty peeking,
Hiding nipple from a tweaking:
Do you know my secret goal?
Just a glimpse of aureole.
You display your saucy curve
With elan, and grace, and verve,
But you would -- I love to think --
Enjoy giving up a glimpse of pink.
Sideboob, show a little pity,
And - smiling - show entire titty.
Horny.
Come over here, please race,
I need your fanny on my face,
Your delightful soaking gash,
I need on my mouth in a flash,
Hurry quickly, sit right here,
Cum on my face my darling dear!
Challenge: Double Penetration
One cock, she said, is not enough.
I want one in mouth and one in muff.
Sliding slowly in and out
Make both my sets of lips to pout.
One cock for me to suck
While t'other one I can fuck.
The double pleasure of DP
And best of all the cost is free!
[Seduction]
One look from you Sir and I'm on fire,
I'm hot, I'm wet, filled with desire.
You're sexy, seductive, so damn fine,
One look, you intoxicate me more than fine wine.
Looking so fucking sexy from your tie to your socks,
Makes me promise I'll always worship your cock.
There's no doubt I would pull my panties aside,
Jump you and take a hard and fast ride.
That sun that shines outa your cute little arse,
Makes me post on that thread, I would never 'pass'.
One look from you makes me weak at the knees,
Can I cum for you Sir? Please? Pretty please?
Challenge: A Kiss.
Her lips will pout
And both stick out
So moist and soft and pink
And then such bliss
Will plant a kiss
Upon my cock, I think.
[challenge: 69]
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<br>Yeah, it's just what I need, I'm about to have a new one
<br>I always use Dell Hard Disk Drives, what about you, guys?
<br>Gateway!!!lol
What to Look for in a Hard Drive That You Are Purchasing?
When you are going to <a href="">buy laptop hard drive</a>, it is extremely important to look for one that is going to be fast and large enough to accommodate all of your files and data needs. It
<br>Yeah, it's just what I need, I'm about to have a new one
<br>I always use Dell Hard Disk Drives, what about you, guys?
<br>Gateway!!!lol
Saliromania
She dresses so elegant,
Makeup perfectly in line;
She's wearing her pearls
With sequins that shine.
Her stockings cling
And her high heels got bling.
She's ready at nine.
After dinner he takes her
To his place for wine;
In a flash, he's grabbed her
And whispered "You're mine."
Hands in her hair, to the floor he does push
Rips up the hem to expose her pale tush
On her pussy to dine.
He likes her disheveled,
She wants that, too.
Both think it's the absolute
Best way to screw.
She claws his back with her nails
Gets them broken and bloody. It never fails
To excite them anew.
Now she lies ravished
Like a maiden that's
Clothes torn and dirty
With a wet pussy gaped
A laugh in her throat
Swollen little man in boat
And smiles knowing it's been videotaped.
[on her knees]
On Her Knees
She's on her knees
Kneeling over your face
She's begging you please
Lick at a very fast pace
Push her legs open wide
Yeah, that makes you grin
Pull her panties aside
And slide your tongue in
Give the tip of her clit
a little flick with your tongue
Reach up, pinch her tit,
Reach around, grab her bum.
You've made her so hot
She starts to shiver
She'll now blow her top
When you feel her pussy quiver.
No subject...
The letter I found said, "I don't love you no more."
"I'm sick at the sight of you, I'm using the door."
"I've had quite enough of our merry-go-round."
"I'm off to make love with a new one I found."
"Please don't try to reach me, I don't want to hear."
"I feel physically ill at the thought of you near."
"I've packed all my stuff and I've left both the rings."
"You can keep all the rest of our jointly-bought things."
"I've deleted you on Facebook, it is the best way."
"Goodbye and I'm sorry, that's all I can say."
Well, I looked at the letter, I glanced at the door.
I crumpled the paper, it dropped to the floor.
I stared into space then I started to cry
Body shaking, I wiped just one tear from my eye.
"Good riddance," I whispered, slumping back in my chair,
Already feeling better not having you there.
For years I'd wanted to tell you to go
But the time never right, I said nothing and so
I sit here relieved, with a smile on my face,
Your letter, though awful, a saving grace.
Next topic: things to do in a Lush outage...
When it alas became Ms Trinket's time
She forgot to leave a post to rhyme.
But then Crazy Diamond came along
To scold young Trinket for her wrong.
So the next time you give us the pleasure
Of poetic words we all can treasure
Don't forget what the next will need
And leave a idea to plant their seed.
[Ode to the vibrating egg]
Oh, little plastic ovoid sphere,
I'm so glad to find you here.
Device that gives a thousand sighs,
Nestled deep between my thighs.
You tingle, shake and you vibrate,
Give pleasure when I masturbate,
More than I ever could emote
Especially when He's got your remote.
[challenge: waking to find he's hard]
Wow, I guess they prefer it limp.
It's late at night
I'm horny as hell
I look to him
He says "oh well"
"A long hard day I've had
Not a thing went right
All I want to do is sleep
So sorry, but not tonight"
He turns around , back to me
A drink held in his hand
It will be the last I see of him
As he heads to la la land
I grab my phone
And call a friend
This act of his
Has become a trend
I go out and meet with her
We drink and talk and play
A room where we have some fun
Then head out on our way
He never even knew I left
And wakes up with his "wood"
Looks at me and gives a wink
"No thanks" I say, "I'm good."
chocolate
We stripped our clothes
And dashed right in
Moonlight shining on the bay
To try our luck at skinny dipping
We gazed at each other's bods
And held hands with some glee
But as our toes hit the edge
Something made us flee
The bloody water is too cold
My partner cried in fear
We scampered up the moonlit sand
"Not tonight my dear!"
My challenge: Sex in the park
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen
Running, chasing, teasing play
Sparkling eyes filled with cheer
Laughing, smiling, looks away
Only nature finds us here
Find a hill where none can see
Tumble down upon your chest
Twisted together; you and me
Catch our breath, we take a rest
Looking up, I see the lust
Shining from your hazel eyes
Dripping wet, I might combust
As you settle between my thighs
Thrusting, moaning, oh so close
Starlight hits us in the dark
''Fuck yes!'' cried out, non-morose
Once again, sex in a park ;)
New topic: Cheesy background music during sex
Oh darling Grace
I love your face
I love you in your nightie
I love you when the
moon flits over your tits
Oh Jesus Christ Almighty.
There was a young boy called Shawn
who wished he had never been born
and he wouldn't have been
if his father had seen
the end of his condom was torn.