Mary had a little dress,
'twas split right up the sides,
and every time she took a step,
she showed off all her thighs.
Mary had another dress,
'twas split right up the front,
she rarely wore that one.
Pete went to the home of Joanna Gold
and saw his friend Rick sucking some old
pussy which made Rick become so bold
enough to let Joanna suck cock that is not cold.
there was a young lady from Tottenham,
Who had no manners,
Or she'd forgotten them,
Whist at tea at the vicars,
She took off her knickers,
and said, I felt ottinem."
Annie's mother had to sit
on the sink with my dick about to split
her pussy in two before Annie said, "Mom,
you should act your age instead of against it!",
only to have her mother say, "The spirit
of staying young is stronger than you think, Poppet.",
before she used both of her hands to cup
my ass and made my cock go faster until cum shot out of it.
I had allowed myself to
stuff my stiff cock into
her pussy while Sis does the trick
of fingering herself which makes me want to fuck her, too.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy
But Jack got a shock
and a mouth full of cock
Cause Jill's real name is randy
Hey, diddle diddle
That thing where I piddle
It makes me feel over the moon.
I'll pet your pussy
And make it all juicy
I hope I don't cum too soon.
I've got lots of good sleep
after I drilled my tool
harder and faster
until her belly got full.
Then, she called me 'master'
and asked for more of the same
which for me brought great joy
for she is no longer tame.
Hickory, dickory, dock.
This one babe rode my cock
just before this one
blonde licked up and down
her skin that is smooth as a sock.
Ring around the rosey,
Pockets full of posey.
Black Death ran abound,
Quickly spreading around,
COVID-19 may become just as cozy,...
In the ashes of so many falling down.
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
Stuff your cock inside that hoe.
If she hollers, let your cum go
deep into that skank's asshole.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jill forgot to take her pill
And now they have a daughter
another quick one from centuries ago when i was still at school
Mary had a little lamb,
Which really was a glutton,
it quickly grew into a sheep,
and ended up as mutton.
There is this hot babe who lives in a shoe
and she lives there along with two
other chicks who finger their pussies red
in the shower before all three go to bed.
On April 1, Apptobebad wrote the following cute little verse. I’ve taken the liberty of adding three more at the end while keeping the same rhyming scheme. Apptobebad, I hope you can forgive me.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy
But Jack got a shock
and a mouth full of cock
Cause Jill's real name is randy
He was so bold
Up on the hill
Jack got his fill
This I was told
So hard he would be
The guy named Randy
Was such a dandy
Now don’t you see
As hard as he might
They had great fun
When they were done
He found delight
If you're feeling bored during this Covid-19 epidemic I’d like to suggest
you take a peek at a story I collaborated with SueBrasil, a brilliant author.
It's about a mistake in judgment a lady makes concerning a friend, based
on the hurtful words of someone that only thinks of himself. Will that
conniving person succeed in ruining a beautiful friendship, or will she see
through his lies? It's gradually creeping up towards the 30,000 mark
and we’d love any votes or hearing whatever comments you may wish
to make. It is listed in my profile under ‘FAVOURITES’ as Apologize.
www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/apologize.aspx The grand old Duke of York
He an unquenchable yen
For underage girls with virginal pearls.
That's the royal family for you then.
And when he was up, he was up
And when he went down, he went down
And when it was clear that the jig was up
He had Epstein killed and left town.
Hickory dickory dock
He's very proud of his cock
But when he put in
She said "It's so thin"
And limp he went with the shock
Hey diddle diddle
With my pussy I fiddle
Sequestered here inside
The vibrator buzzed
To provide such sport
'Twixt my legs spread so wide
It's raining. It's pouring.
This one dude gives me a hard ass fucking
before a blonde got into bed and lowered her head
down to my clit in order to give it a good tongue licking.
Hello Lynn. Its been awhile since our paths crossed. Your last poem sort of inspired mine.
I love little pussy
Never one to be fussy
Maybe gentle or rough
It can be tough
Here I lay
Wanting to play
Here I must stay
What can I say
Our friend Ms. Lynn
She has no sin
She is so gentle
Like a flower’s petal
Her words do flow
So that does show
She is a friend
So this poem I send
If you're feeling bored during this Covid-19 epidemic I’d like to suggest
you take a peek at a story I collaborated with SueBrasil, a brilliant author.
It's about a mistake in judgment a lady makes concerning a friend, based
on the hurtful words of someone that only thinks of himself. Will that
conniving person succeed in ruining a beautiful friendship, or will she see
through his lies? It's gradually creeping up towards the 30,000 mark
and we’d love any votes or hearing whatever comments you may wish
to make. It is listed in my profile under ‘FAVOURITES’ as Apologize.
www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/apologize.aspx Little Miss Vivian
sat on her Sybian
its eight-inch attachment inside her.
Turned it on high
and then with a cry
came so hard she squirted a geyser.
Or, the version I learned at a more tender age:
Little Miss Muffett
sat on a tuffett
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
and sat down beside her
so she beat the shit out of it with her spoon.
Here we all play in Mulberry's bush
Mulberry's bush
Mulberry's bush
Here we all play in Mulberry's bush
As our fingers slip inside
There's plenty for all in Mulberry's bush
Mulberry's bush
Mulberry's bush
There's plenty for all in Mulberry's bush
And she will never deny
The Queen of Hearts
was sucking on a tart's
tits on a warm summer's day.
The Knave of Hearts
began to probe the tart's
pussy in such a big way.
The King of Hearts
caught him with those two tarts
and beat the Knave mighty sore.
The Knave of Hearts
ran away from those two tarts
and saw them no more.
Little Miss Whitlow
Sat on a dildo
Slipping in all the way
With it inside her
She said "With this I concur!"
And waddled quickly away
Lucy Locket lost her pocket
that Kitty and Frank found in it
a photo of Lucy allowed to sit
on his cock while Kitty sucked each tit.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jill came down
with half a crown
but not for fetching water
Humpty Dumpty sat on a ball
Humpty Dumpty sprayed on the wall
All the kings horses
and all the kings men
sodomised Humpty again and again
Not a nursery rhyme, but...
There was a young lady of Bude
who went for a swim in the nude
a lad in a punt
stuck his pole in the water
and said 'you can't swim here, its private'
Cock a doodle doo!
My dame allowed herself to
ride my master's rod while it was thick
and have a friend join them, too.
