Gimme a dirty limerick... maybe win GOLD! [WINNER ANNOUNCED!]

3 Aug 2018

Quote by sweet_as_candy

Whoo hoo!!

I am super thrilled! I never win anything! Thank you so much! I will send you a PM.

Congrats Candy!

This was a very cool thread, and contest, even though I discovered it too late to enter. Really fun, really clever stuff!

3 Aug 2018

Congrats sweet as candy geek

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

3 Aug 2018

Quote by seeker4
Tsk tsk. You should have announced it using a limerick, like so:

A lady who was sweet as candy
Was known to be rather randy
She hung out on Lush
Where her work made us blush
And a Gold for her would be just dandy.

Darn Seeker, ya beat me too it. I shouldn’t have gone back to sleep! Lfunny

Congrats Candy!!! =d>

3 Aug 2018

Quote by Burquette
Here is the random number generator

Drum roll, please!

And here is the screen-shot of the winner!

The winner is... sweet_as_candy

Thank you so much to everyone who played. This was tremendous fun!

Thank you for organizing this for us!!! Big Hugs

Ping loves them limericks.

3 Aug 2018

All limericks aside.... a Clerihew for the winner!

Sweet as Candy
Your verse was dandy
You'll be strong opposition
In the next competition.

3 Aug 2018

She offered Her Honor
I Honored her offer
And throughout the Night
I Was On her and Off Her.

3 Aug 2018

Congratulations, Candy.

Clerihews now, eh?

Dlcalguy
Was awfully sly
With his x-ray specs
He spied on girls without their kecks*

* Slang for "trousers" up North, where I come from...

07 February 2025 - My latest dirty story is now online. Free Spirit on the Nudist Beach - Part 2 | Lush Stories Please read, comment and maybe give it a ❤️ - or even a⭐ if you really enjoy it! Thank you! Annie xxx

3 Aug 2018

congrats, Candy! Big Hugs

3 Aug 2018

i just had fun writing and reading. awesome contest and congrats Candy! smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

3 Aug 2018

Quote by naughtyannie
Congratulations, Candy.

Clerihews now, eh?

Dlcalguy
Was awfully sly
With his x-ray specs
He spied on girls without their kecks*

* Slang for "trousers" up North, where I come from...

Clerihews are an underrated artform.

NaughtyAnnie
Eee lass, th'art canny.
I wouldn't mind
Fondling your behind.

3 Aug 2018

I remember one Christmas we had a literary clerihew competition at my uni.

Mine came second. It went like this.

Ted Hughes
Must be on the booze.
How else can you explain
"The Hawk in the Rain"?

I still remember it!

07 February 2025 - My latest dirty story is now online. Free Spirit on the Nudist Beach - Part 2 | Lush Stories Please read, comment and maybe give it a ❤️ - or even a⭐ if you really enjoy it! Thank you! Annie xxx

3 Aug 2018

Excellent! Ted Hughes would have appreciate that. I did one for a certain Top Gear presenter a couple of years ago:

Jeremy Clarkson
Back up and park, son.
The BBC (and me) have had enough
Of your tedious, xenophobic guff.

4 Aug 2018

A girl, Burquette, ran a contest.
I would say this time, it's a success.
Next month maybe more
A gold you could score,
Stay tuned, watch the forums, for the next.

Terrible, right? That's why I host and don't enter.

4 Aug 2018

Thanks again everyone! And thanks to the wonderful Burquette for the fabulous, fun contest. Big Hugs

We have a new Goldie love10