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Gimme a dirty limerick... maybe win GOLD! [WINNER ANNOUNCED!]

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Quote by sweet_as_candy


Whoo hoo!!

I am super thrilled! I never win anything! Thank you so much! I will send you a PM.




Congrats Candy!

This was a very cool thread, and contest, even though I discovered it too late to enter. Really fun, really clever stuff!
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Congrats sweet as candy

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

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Tsk tsk. You should have announced it using a limerick, like so:

A lady who was sweet as candy
Was known to be rather randy
She hung out on Lush
Where her work made us blush
And a Gold for her would be just dandy.


Darn Seeker, ya beat me too it. I shouldn’t have gone back to sleep!

Congrats Candy!!! =d>
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Quote by Burquette
Here is the random number generator



Drum roll, please!



And here is the screen-shot of the winner!



The winner is... sweet_as_candy

Thank you so much to everyone who played. This was tremendous fun!


Thank you for organizing this for us!!!

Ping loves them limericks.
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All limericks aside.... a Clerihew for the winner!

Sweet as Candy
Your verse was dandy
You'll be strong opposition
In the next competition.
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She offered Her Honor
I Honored her offer
And throughout the Night
I Was On her and Off Her.
God Empress of Lush
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Congratulations, Candy.

Clerihews now, eh?

Dlcalguy
Was awfully sly
With his x-ray specs
He spied on girls without their kecks*

* Slang for "trousers" up North, where I come from...

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congrats, Candy!
Her Royal Spriteness
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i just had fun writing and reading. awesome contest and congrats Candy! smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Congratulations, Candy.

Clerihews now, eh?

Dlcalguy
Was awfully sly
With his x-ray specs
He spied on girls without their kecks*

* Slang for "trousers" up North, where I come from...



Clerihews are an underrated artform.


NaughtyAnnie
Eee lass, th'art canny.
I wouldn't mind
Fondling your behind.
God Empress of Lush
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I remember one Christmas we had a literary clerihew competition at my uni.

Mine came second. It went like this.

Ted Hughes
Must be on the booze.
How else can you explain
"The Hawk in the Rain"?

I still remember it!

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Excellent! Ted Hughes would have appreciate that. I did one for a certain Top Gear presenter a couple of years ago:

Jeremy Clarkson
Back up and park, son.
The BBC (and me) have had enough
Of your tedious, xenophobic guff.
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A girl, Burquette, ran a contest.
I would say this time, it's a success.
Next month maybe more
A gold you could score,
Stay tuned, watch the forums, for the next.

Terrible, right? That's why I host and don't enter.
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Thanks again everyone! And thanks to the wonderful Burquette for the fabulous, fun contest. We have a new Goldie