There once was a girl from Lickar
Who was a professional licker
The girls were all young
And in seconds her tongue
Was well-up, inside their knickers
One of my very own. Can I have number 3 please.
I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!
Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!
Young nymphomaniac Jill,
Tried dynamite sticks for a thrill,
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And bits of her tits in Brazil.
I would like number 19, please.
A naughty girl named AmeliaLeigh
Wanted to be bended over a knee
Leather belt across her ass
Because of her constant sass
Begging for a much needed release
# 67
There once was a girl from Madras
Who had a beautiful ass
Not rounded and pink
As you may think
But with ears,and a tail,and ate grass.
Number 84
There once was a girl named Trish
Whose pussy was truly delish
But the boys wouldn't lick
Preferred using their dick
So Trish found a lesbian dish
80 puhleez!
There was a young filly called Lucy,
When she played with her cunt,
It was soft and juicy
She fucked herself with a furious pace
Came hard and promptly fell on her face without a hint of disgrace.
#17
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.
Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
Rules ? You mean there are rules lmfao ;)
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.
Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
There once was a man from Middlesex
Who could not distinguish toilet from fax
It didn't really fit
But after a long lasting sit
Hit shit could be seen all over Middlesex
#11
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
There once was a teenage porn star
Who caught a disease most bizarre
So she fucked Donald Trump
And he died from that hump
Now she's richer than God from her memoir
I already have a number. Just wanted to share.
There I sat with browncoffee and Sprite
Amorous thoughts caused my pants to get tight
Then the two beauties kissed
And poor Lyf wasn't missed
I may as well go fly a kite
No number for me, good luck to everyone!
There once was a fellow named Weaver
Who had an affair with a beaver
The result of the screw
was a one-legged duck,
a gnu and an Irish retriever
No. 16?
Came a lady from Kentucky
Who told her husband, "Come fuck me."
He took off his pants
Showed his still lance
It was small so she said, "First you suck me!"
#65
2 please and thank you xo
While I was having tea at the Ritz
I was seduced by a man named Fritz
He fucked me real fast
Twice in the arse
Then blew cum all over my tits.
With her hunch, she was still six feet tall
She'd a limp and a face to appall
With misshapen tits
And some other bad bits
But a fuck is a fuck after all.
#57