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Gimme a dirty limerick... maybe win GOLD! [WINNER ANNOUNCED!]

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julie_slink
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by farmerroger
Now this right old man was a sick 'un
He had a dozen hen ripe for the pickin'
He'd chase 'em around
With his trousers pulled down
And he'd say "Whatsa matter, you chicken?"

I will take 6



Does this happen on your farm often Roger?
Burquette
Bug
Quote by OLDJOCK
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
If my mouth were a cunt I would fuck it


#69


Could you give me another number? 69 is taken (There's a list of taken numbers in the opening post).
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
There once was a lassie named Jen
Who groaned, "I can't come again!"
So to give her the proof
Liz speed-licked her foof
And she screamed through orgasm number ten.



(No number. Just wanted to contribute a limerick).

L x
Jen
Charming as fuck
Quote by Liz
There once was a lassie named Jen
Who groaned, "I can't come again!"
So to give her the proof
Liz speed-licked her foof
And she screamed through orgasm number ten.



(No number. Just wanted to contribute a limerick).

L x


Oh my god, lol
Burquette
Bug
I just love all you guys so much!
DarkSide
High Lord of Darkness
There once was a girl from Lickar
Who was a professional licker
The girls were all young
And in seconds her tongue
Was well-up, inside their knickers

One of my very own. Can I have number 3 please.

I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!

Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!
Shannon3K
Una chica rubia caliente
Young nymphomaniac Jill,

Tried dynamite sticks for a thrill,

They found her vagina

In North Carolina,

And bits of her tits in Brazil.


I would like number 19, please.
Unknown User
A naughty girl named AmeliaLeigh
Wanted to be bended over a knee
Leather belt across her ass
Because of her constant sass
Begging for a much needed release



# 67
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Her Royal Spriteness
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You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
julie_slink
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by sprite
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Fluttered
Kinky Quill
Quote by Shannon3K
Young nymphomaniac Jill,

Tried dynamite sticks for a thrill,

They found her vagina

In North Carolina,

And bits of her tits in Brazil.


Id like number 19, please.[I think this is absolutely gorgeous
I am glad that a flutter can mean so much, and be oh so powerful! Whilst I bring my own kind of chaos to those I choose to know everywhere, I do believe in Chaos theory, and I am glad that it is suggested that the fluttering wings of a butterfly can be felt the other side of the globe, it gives me hope that I can caress your soul.
Guest
Lurker
There once was a girl from Madras
Who had a beautiful ass
Not rounded and pink
As you may think
But with ears,and a tail,and ate grass.

Number 84
Guest
Lurker
Quote by resurrected
There once was a cunt in the White House
Who didn't get any from his spouse
He brought in a whore
To piss on the boar
Now Putin is laughing at the Scouse

Number 14
etairay
Active Ink Slinger
oh em gee ..here's my lame attempt ..sorry in advance


The angel was spreadeagled and tied
She squirmed, squealed and cried
Ooomg ..please master
Don't stop ..go faster
Her vagina was truly creampied


ok I tried ..#31 please

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
Burquette
Bug
Quote by sprite
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I just LOVED the twist ending!
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
There once was a girl named Trish
Whose pussy was truly delish
But the boys wouldn't lick
Preferred using their dick
So Trish found a lesbian dish

80 puhleez!
julie_slink
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by etairay

The angel was spreadeagled and tied
She squirmed, squealed and cried
Ooomg ..please master
Don't stop ..go faster
Her vagina was truly creampied


Nice one, etairay. Definitely not lame.
Melissa999
Υπηρέτης της Αφροδίτης
There was a young filly called Lucy,
When she played with her cunt,
It was soft and juicy
She fucked herself with a furious pace
Came hard and promptly fell on her face without a hint of disgrace.

#17
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.


Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
Quote by Melissa999
There was a young filly called Lucy,
When she played with her cunt,
It was soft and juicy
She fucked herself with a furious pace
Came hard and promptly fell on her face without a hint of disgrace.



You just CAN'T follow the rules, can you Sweetie? lol
Melissa999
Υπηρέτης της Αφροδίτης
Rules ? You mean there are rules lmfao ;)
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.


Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
There once was a man from Middlesex
Who could not distinguish toilet from fax
It didn't really fit
But after a long lasting sit
Hit shit could be seen all over Middlesex

#11


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
julie_slink
Active Ink Slinger
There once was a teenage porn star
Who caught a disease most bizarre
So she fucked Donald Trump
And he died from that hump
Now she's richer than God from her memoir

I already have a number. Just wanted to share.
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
There I sat with browncoffee and Sprite
Amorous thoughts caused my pants to get tight
Then the two beauties kissed
And poor Lyf wasn't missed
I may as well go fly a kite

No number for me, good luck to everyone!
Burquette
Bug
Quote by Melissa999
There was a young filly called Lucy,
When she played with her cunt,
It was soft and juicy
She fucked herself with a furious pace
Came hard and promptly fell on her face without a hint of disgrace.

#17


Quote by noll
There once was a man from Middlesex
Who could not distinguish toilet from fax
It didn't really fit
But after a long lasting sit
Hit shit could be seen all over Middlesex

#11


Both of those numbers are taken. Pick another for me? (There's a list of numbers that have been picked on the OP)
BiBustyHotwife
Active Ink Slinger
There once was a fellow named Weaver
Who had an affair with a beaver
The result of the screw
was a one-legged duck,
a gnu and an Irish retriever



No. 16?
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by Burquette


Both of those numbers are taken. Pick another for me? (There's a list of numbers that have been picked on the OP)


Sorry, obviously wasn't paying attention. Anyway, #78 then please.


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
JefferyB
Active Ink Slinger
Came a lady from Kentucky
Who told her husband, "Come fuck me."
He took off his pants
Showed his still lance
It was small so she said, "First you suck me!"


#65
Melissa999
Υπηρέτης της Αφροδίτης
Allright, 77 then !
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.


Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
dlcalguy
Active Ink Slinger
With her hunch, she was still six feet tall
She'd a limp and a face to appall
With misshapen tits
And some other bad bits
But a fuck is a fuck after all.

#57