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Happy, happy, my good Rump man.
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Time to celebrate the birthday of RumpleForeskin on the 17th of March
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Bonnet Flaunter
A very Happy Birthday to you Rumps!! 
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Happy birthday. in addition to being a great friend and a great bartender, you are a great editor. You have improved so many of my stories with a simple thoughtful private message. You read witth a generous and caring eye. I hope you have an excellent day, friend.
❤️️🌹Elusive Enigma 🌹❤️️
Wishing you a wonderful birthday, RumpleForeskin!
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
Snake Charmera
Happy birthday to the best barkeep ever. I hope you have an amazing day sweet friend.
My Anti-Valentine Entry 💔
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/a-valentines-date-to-remember
My first EP and a top ten from the Pride Competition
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/-love-is-love-.aspx
Hanging in the background but around
So the barkeep's birthday is on St. Patrick's Day?
Sheesh, like we needed another excuse to drink.
Happy Birthday, Rump!!!!!!
Sheesh, like we needed another excuse to drink.
Happy Birthday, Rump!!!!!!
Whistling on my journey
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Bill
My latest love poem has landed
Lover Moon
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.
Awesome Lady
Every day should be a special celebration of a delightful man and wonderful addition to both sites - couldn't do without you. Meanwhile, Happy Birthday
Active Ink Slinger
Happy Birthday ????? May your day be filled with many memorable moments that fill your heart with joy! 
Active Ink Slinger
Have a very Happy Birthday, Rumpleforeskin!
You are invited to read Passionate Danger, Part II, a story collaboration by Kim and ArtMan.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/passionate-danger-part-ii.aspx
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/passionate-danger-part-ii.aspx
Coco Pop
Happy birthday to the best bartender I've ever met. (what, i mean he named a drink after me so until someone else does that he's my #1)
Active Ink Slinger
Happy Birthday!!
My first story for Lush is posted, The Goodbye Fuck.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/the-goodbye-fuck.aspx
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/the-goodbye-fuck.aspx
Candyland Kitten
Hi there,
I haven't been in your bar since I heard there was a spider on the loose. Yep. I'm a yeller belly. But, in honor of your birthday, I'll try to be brave.
I haven't been in your bar since I heard there was a spider on the loose. Yep. I'm a yeller belly. But, in honor of your birthday, I'll try to be brave.
Unfuckwithable
The Right Rev of Lush
Many thanks to everyone who left a comment on this thread wishing me, among other things, a happy birthday. Here's a final St. Patty's day toast that we'll all be meeting about this same time and in the same place next year.
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Gentleman Stranger
Happy birthday, Rump, hope you had a happy one! A day late and a dollar short, as usual. Just put it on my tab.
Matriarch
Impossible. Another year can't have gone by surely?
(Don't call me Shirley)
Happy Rump day!
(Don't call me Shirley)
Happy Rump day!