Okay, fine. Happy ever so slightly belated birthday 😇
Note to self. Lush doesn't currently remind me when the important birthdays are!
A very happy birthday to the cutest, blondest, shortest member of Lush. The queen of erotica, the keeper of the drinks cabinet key, the most dedicated and hardworking person ever. I give you,
Rachel!
How can I compete with Kistin's card? Or gift?
I'd send you some beefcake, but you've more or less sworn off!
Hmmm…what to give the letch who has everything…and can have anyone…?
Well, how about I offer you a choice? Pick one…
And happy birthday to the most remarkably erotic writer I know, who also happens to be a major mensch.
Happy birthday! Here's lookin’ at you, kid!
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Happy birthday Your Royal Spriteness!!! (I still have to figure out how to post gifs, sorry. Please, picture the proper tea party 🥳)
Here's to you, gorgeous!
Happy Birthday Spritecus!
I remember a lot of your birthdays. I liked the one where we dispatched two Roman Legions. And there was that one when you stole Attilla the Hun's horse. And your nekkid romp with Catherine the Great and that troop of Cossacks! Oh, the good old days!
Have a really AWESOME BIRTHDAY, SPRITECUS!
Happy birthday you beautiful woman. May you have a wonderful birthday week, have far too much fun.
May all your desires be granted and sated.
🎂🎁 Happy Birthday, hope you had a great day, Rachel. 🎁 🎂
Do check out my latest story:
Unleashed competition: Bull Shite, Bull Dykes, Bull Fights: That’s Your Everyday D/s Love Story. | Lush Stories
And my other stories, including 5 EPs, 22 RR's, and 15 competition top 10's including my pride competition winner: On Oxford Street, This Gay Girl Found Pride While Playing With Balls
Happy birthday sprite! Wasn't it your birthday like three months ago? Sorry, I've lost too many brain cells to accurately trust my short term memory.
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Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)
Quote by EnsorceledShe has two a year -- one for each boobie. She's just that awesome.Happy birthday sprite! Wasn't it your birthday like three months ago? Sorry, I've lost too many brain cells to accurately trust my short term memory.
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you people are silly. and thanks. 😘
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Happy Birthday, Sprite! 
🎁❤
Quote by spriteSome of us just begin drinking far too early in the day -- but to me, you're worth every drop (HICK!)you people are silly. and thanks. 😘
It was your birthday!? I'M SO SORRY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR RAAAACHHHHHHHHHH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
Next year all will be right again. Please celebrate with passion and joy, dear heart.
Oops missed this, sorry.
Hope you had a good one Sprite, many more happy returns.
My latest offering -
Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty
My 2 previous submissions:
Both Love Poems
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Happy birthda…week! 🎂
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Happy Belated Birthday Rachel!!
Oh my, I always miss birthday threads.
How could I do it to you Rach!
I'm not getting reminders!!!
I hope you've been taking things easy in your retirement. Oh hang on, that's not you ...
I almost missed this...
Happy Birthday Rach!! I hope you had a great one 🐱 ❤
Happy Birthday, Sprite.
Everyday is your day.
You are loved and cared for.
I am super later but then again, super early when it comes to wishing you Birthday wishes for next year.
