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You meet the person above you at a bar. What would you buy them?

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passes up a single malt
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
The ever so lovely Molly? I'd buy her a weekend in NYC... smile
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The ever so lovely Molly? I'd buy her a weekend in NYC... smile

I love New York. And I would buy you a nice tall, cold draft beer.

I have a new story out! Wish You Were Here A teasing sub may I have pushed too far, but the punishment is oh so sweet.

If you haven't already, please check out my story with leftlingula. A husband and wife rediscovered each other and It all started with one simple word...
Nightshade Part 1 & Nightshade: Part 2

That’s easy.... a Peach Margarita or four
A bootleg audio cassette of Al Pacino singing Simon and Garfunkel songs (and doing both parts in harmony)

Don't believe everything that you read.

I think Sheri would like sex on the beach... smile
I think AM needs a buttery nipple ?
Well then, blowjob shots for Sheri! :P
It’s a Between the Sheets time for AM
Ohhh.... a twofer!! ?
a Twofer Irish coffee or a martini
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
A pink squirrel and a friendly hello
a single malt neat
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Irish coffee
beer
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
A helmet and crayons
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A helmet and crayons


Nothing! You are cut off!

I have a new story out! Wish You Were Here A teasing sub may I have pushed too far, but the punishment is oh so sweet.

If you haven't already, please check out my story with leftlingula. A husband and wife rediscovered each other and It all started with one simple word...
Nightshade Part 1 & Nightshade: Part 2

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Nothing! You are cut off!


Waving a buttery nipple under your nose....How about now?
Quote by SheriPie
Waving a buttery nipple under your nose....How about now?

Is that lactose-free?

I great big peach margarita!

I have a new story out! Wish You Were Here A teasing sub may I have pushed too far, but the punishment is oh so sweet.

If you haven't already, please check out my story with leftlingula. A husband and wife rediscovered each other and It all started with one simple word...
Nightshade Part 1 & Nightshade: Part 2

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Is that lactose-free?


I’m not putting vegan butter on my nipple.... I have standards and cows!!

How about a bottle of wine or two? ?
Quote by SheriPie

I’m not putting vegan butter on my nipple.... I have standards
How about a bottle of wine or two? ?


White wine with fruit. That works. Pesky vegan butter.

I have a new story out! Wish You Were Here A teasing sub may I have pushed too far, but the punishment is oh so sweet.

If you haven't already, please check out my story with leftlingula. A husband and wife rediscovered each other and It all started with one simple word...
Nightshade Part 1 & Nightshade: Part 2

A Grim Reaper Cocktail
1 ounces Kahlua
1 ounce Rum
1/2 ounce of Grenadine
Fresh Ice