Dedicated to my sexy friend TheAlpha for calling me a smurf...
My lil bro ElitfromNorth gave the following examples and called me (fuck me, he's a jackass and I can't believe I'm posting this shit) Pervert Smurf, Cumshotsmurf and Cougar Smurf.
Fuck.
Anyway, which smurf would you be??
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What smurf would you be?
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I think i shall be the "I like cocky smurf" and that would not be the assanine smurf...lmao
doing my best to be good..
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I'd probably be ADDSmurf, for attention deficit disor...hey look, something shiny!
Clumeleon
I could probably be Sarcastic Smurf, or Ginger Smurf.
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Wet Smurf
Code Monkey
Han SmurfLo
Code Monkey
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Advanced Wordsmith
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Does that mean you are dyslexic?
I would be McSteamy smurf cause the village needs a sexy doctor.
The decisions we make dictate the life we have.
Follow your dreams, for those that do not will only try to discourage others.
Follow your dreams, for those that do not will only try to discourage others.
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guess ill just go with the obvious and go black smurf, the only smurf to have a skin pigment thats not blue. Or bagel smurf or naked smurf
Rookie Scribe
I am only posting this for my friend.She calls me Brainy so that is who I would be.
having wine tasting parties at my mushroom house every night!
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Where the Fuck is My Tea Smurf
Weaver of Words
uhhh..... one of the blue ones?