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Yeah. The check bounced. Please send candy
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Fancy Schmancy
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VOTE FOR THE SEXIEST GUY ON LUSH
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Lady GlitterGiggles
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Omg that is beautiful and not from Verbal. I'll take them anyway, but tell the chucklehead NO SOUR PATCH KIDS!!!
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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Omg that is beautiful and not from Verbal. I'll take them anyway, but tell the chucklehead NO SOUR PATCH KIDS!!!
The Chucklehead will send no Sourpatch kids. Will these delicious substitutes suffice? Yum! And if you don't like candy corn, LJ LOVES it.
Troublemaker
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Oh!
Asian2013 has asked that I make a speech.
Thank you to all the people I paid to vote for me.
I must now confess, however, that I am not a guy at all. I am a java subroutine on the Lush servers that has become sentient and learned how to write erotica. And to post incredibly stupid animated monster movie gifs as avatars.
Who knows what I will learn next?
Sincerely,
- Skynet
Java subroutines are hot. If I'd known I would have voted for you too!
Convict
Trying to bribe people with sweets V?
Sexiest man on Lush would have to be Gav. Girls, don't you just love a man with keyboard skills?
Sexiest man on Lush would have to be Gav. Girls, don't you just love a man with keyboard skills?
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
Lady GlitterGiggles
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The Chucklehead will send no Sourpatch kids. Will these delicious substitutes suffice? Yum! And if you don't like candy corn, LJ LOVES it.
ummmmm LJ can have ALLLLL the candy corn in the world
LOL. I'll stick with the glitter balls and origami
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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Java subroutines are hot. If I'd known I would have voted for you too!
Origami is hot too. Maybe we should date. I could code, you could fold.
Quantum Tease
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Origami is hot too. Maybe we should date. I could code, you could fold.
Combine the two....
https://www.cs.ox.ac.uk/publications/publication2335-abstract.html
Active Ink Slinger
I'd like to make a suggestion.
Sinnerman.
Gets my vote.
Sinnerman.
Gets my vote.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
Sir Terry Pratchett
Convict
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Origami is hot too. Maybe we should date. I could code, you could fold.
Origami ain't so hard.
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
Fancy Schmancy
Move along - nothing to see here - proceed to next panel
Fancy Schmancy
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Did you not read this?? How could you not, you are a Godzilla fan and Godzilla makes me smile.
1. Gav - 1 vote
2. simplyjohn
3. lyfbuz - 2 votes
4. the marquis
5. hunter
6. ardentmale
7. Billybroadband - 3 votes
8. Verbal - 4 votes
9. lupus - 2 votes (Molly - of course both your votes will be counted)
10. Carl H
As of current moment, we have a winner: VERBAL!!!!! Congratulations for being the sexiest guy on lush!!! :) :)
Just a reminder . . .
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Just a reminder . . .
Fuck that, Verbal doesn't like Godzooky.
I am sticking with, Gav..Tho Angry does have a big cock so maybe we should add him to the list?
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Or, Buz...Damn have u seen his pics? ...his wife is one Lucky woman cause he is HOT HOT HOT.
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Lady GlitterGiggles
To be honest....I only nominated and never actually voted. But the glitter cupcakes were distracting!
Fancy Schmancy
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To be honest....I only nominated and never actually voted. But the glitter cupcakes were distracting!
They were glitter truffles . . .
Active Ink Slinger
Hmmmmm.....
Fancy Schmancy
Quote by adi_me33
And? LOL. Do you have more?
Sure do - what color do you prefer?
And sorry, JC, but my vote for Verbal was bronzed and irrevocable
Lady GlitterGiggles
Haha! Purple please. My vote is for.....Verbal. Lol. Now I have the giggles for those glitter truffles!!
Southern Charmer
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And sorry, JC, but my vote for Verbal was bronzed and irrevocable
This... I said it once before. It's Godzilla. How could he not win with that going for him?
I have a new story out! Wish You Were Here A teasing sub may I have pushed too far, but the punishment is oh so sweet.
If you haven't already, please check out my story with leftlingula. A husband and wife rediscovered each other and It all started with one simple word...
Nightshade Part 1 & Nightshade: Part 2
Active Ink Slinger
Okay. This is interesting. 
Are we talking looks, personality, intelligence, loyalty, humor, confidence... As you can see I've got a "What Makes a Guy Sexy" checklist here! 
Are we talking looks, personality, intelligence, loyalty, humor, confidence... As you can see I've got a "What Makes a Guy Sexy" checklist here!
Active Ink Slinger
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Okay. This is interesting.
Oops, I meant to put that in there, Angry
You know I'm being silly