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Before we ate, we'd masturbate. (it was a religious thing)
(of which we'd always sing)
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Side one contained the song.
Song one is the title.
Title escapes me right now.
Now I need a diversion.
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Eloped... was there an Elvis?
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Lore is not necessarily real
Real life is made up.
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Through determination and hard work, I earned my degree.
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Through determination and hard work, I earned my degree.
Too many words. Only 5 allowed. (I learned the hard way too) <buzz> disqualified.
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Through the valley of warmth.
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Us, the people of Lush.
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Lush, thankfully, brought us together
Love was in the air.
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Air mattresses are quite comfortable.
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Depends, for the big babies.
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Babies are not allowed here.
Sprouts from Brussels are cabbages.
Cabbages displayed in the store
Store your stories in here.
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Here I can be open
Open-minded people are usually happier. (The first word is hyphenated so I counted it as one word.)
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Happier when frolicking about naked.
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Naked as a jaybird bottom.
