Which actor/actress has started the most slow hand claps in movie history?
I haven't a clue, but one of the best movies (for me) featuring the SHC, has to be, Cool Runnings?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, would it, spit or swollow?
If a woodchuck could, a woodchuck would spit.
How many times a day do you think 2 bunnies would have sex?
Only once but it would last all day.
What do bunnies do at night?
hmmmmm i am a bunni too in chats come over here i can show you
If micky is a mouse and donald is a duck what the hell is goofy?
My guess would be a hornless moose.
What is the name of the "force" that attracts one's baby toe and the foot of the coffee table towards each other, ... ALL THE FUCKEN TIME!!!!!
I have no idea but it does
WHy does sour cream have an expiration date
Because it becomes, Fungus Mungus
Why do people do their best spellcheck as they hit, "Enter"?
because they are fucking idiots!
Why does the moon shine?
cause it cant dull
Why does a rain bow?
A rain bows simply because Goddess im_lush wills it.
Do the wheels on the bus really go round & round?
yes they do!
if the plural of mouse is mice, then why isn't a single dice a douse?
for the same reason a House isn't a Hice!
Why did Peggy Sue get married?
she was pregnant
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed ?
Of COURSE you do.
Is there really a Stairway to Heaven?
Yes, it's called, Your legs.
After the elephant sneezed and fell on its knees, what really became of the monkey?
He went on to do the whole talk show circut thingy and wrote a book
If the black box always survives the plane crash why dont they just build the plane like the box?
Would you prefer grated walnuts or grated Brazil nuts?
Because the plane would weigh far to much to ever take off.
That is a very good question, and if I had to choose, I would go for, Brazil. I would ask if I could have half of both, first.
Why do some, rolling papers boxes, not warn you that you only got a few left?
Because they don't smoke funny shit and don't know how much of a catastrophe that can be.
Why do I have 15 odd socks?
because you have 15 one legged thieves in your neighbourhood
why is the sea salty ?
Because there is salt in it.
Why are penguins stupid?
Because they keep hitting their head on the ice...
Why are bunnies always wiggling their tails?
Because they wiggle!!
Why are males so ardent?
Because women like us to be...
Why is a rabbits foot so lucky?
grab mine and you will find out..
That's not a question but I am definitely not going to miss an offer like that.
Who would be the better poker player, Bugs Bunny or Yogi Bear?
Bugs Bunny, cos Yogi keeps making Booboos!
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Because anything short is never good...
Why do they call it a driveway when you park there and a parkway when you drive on it??
I don't freaking know!
Why can a woodchuck chuck wood if he could chuck wood?