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Blue faces get on my nerves.


like smurfs?
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Blue faces get on my nerves.



I think your talking about blue balls that get on your nerves...


Blue balls are no joking matter. They can kill a guy if you don't take care of them. It's like alcohol poisoning!
Spread the word and do 'your' part.
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Blue faces get on my nerves.


like smurfs?


Maybe, but a little blotchier, like a bad Photoshop job.
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Quote by q_and_a
Blue faces get on my nerves.



I think your talking about blue balls that get on your nerves...


Blue balls are no joking matter. They can kill a guy if you don't take care of them. It's like alcohol poisoning!
Spread the word and do 'your' part.


"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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My bf in particular... men in general.

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ding dong ditch, you get hoem from a long day and u just wanna sit down then ding dong and the neighbor hood kids running down the street laughing
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People who whine all the time
People who point the finger at others for no reason / take responsibilities for thier own actions
People who don't ever listen, espcially when they began the conversation
People who think they are better than others
People who are egocentric and think they are God's gift to the world
People who are lazy and expect me to carry thier workload

My list continues....

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Being woke up at 7:30 in the morning by a jackhammer, at your neighbor's house next to you.
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A few more:
People who dress cool but aren't cool for shit.
Goths that walk around in public during the day. WTF?
Kids with punk fashion that don't know about the The Clash.
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Ok. I've got one. Went to the grocery today. Woman had 3 carts/buggies, I said THREE, and went through the express checkout lane.
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And acted like nothing was wrong, right Iron Chef?
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My shitty internet connection.

The fact that there's no way to disable the pop-up blocker in Chrome.
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And acted like nothing was wrong, right Iron Chef?


Yup. Said the cashier told her too. Hubs asked her if she could count. LOL

Mine too today Durr. Damn roadrunner is walking.
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The Tube -which is heaving with rude pushy people and has no aircon...I normally find myself pushed up into a corner into some guy's stinking armpit with no room to even read a book..
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People that pm u and don't even talk . They invite you for a chat so why not talk. That pisses me off . Thank you
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You're welcome Boner. LOL
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Ok. I've got one. Went to the grocery today. Woman had 3 carts/buggies, I said THREE, and went through the express checkout lane.



Gotta love that eh Chef? I mean can't these idiots read? LOL
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Kids under 18 signing up to adult sites, asking dumb questions and talking like dis and dat.
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Kids under 18 signing up to adult sites, asking dumb questions and talking like dis and dat.


fa shizzle yo, dat rite dere pissez me off tooooooooooooooooooooo


People in chats who wish to drag out a word and make it really long, except if you actually read what they wrote, the way they wrote it, it would just be stupid. For example, I have seen, "niceeeeeeeeeeeeeee". Well, the 1 "e" is silent. How is adding more silent letters going to drag out your word? Or, for another example, "hotttttttttttttttttttttttt". Adding an assload of "t"s just makes it sound like you added a drumroll to the end of the word hot.
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Instant messages like this:

lonely_man
lonely_man says:
fffffff
pixie says:
alrighty then
lonely_man says:
ı m tired
lonely_man says:
r nt u
lonely_man says:

lonely_man says:
wont usa yan ything
pixie says:
I have no idea what you are saying
lonely_man says:
ju s t lisrn me about
lonely_man says:
give to u idea
lonely_man says:

pixie says:
huh?
lonely_man says:
l0ol
lonely_man says:
sassy girl
pixie says:
not really, just have no idea what you are talking about
lonely_man says:
are u
lonely_man says:
r eally
lonely_man says:
vanna to talk wtith mrrrr
lonely_man says:
me
pixie says:
uh, no
lonely_man says:
so
lonely_man says:
no problme
lonely_man says:
go on
lonely_man says:
sassy girl
lonely_man says:
nevber minfd u
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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So, when r u guys hookin up Pix?
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Not sure, I have to try to decipher what he was saying to me first. I think there might of been some kind of proposal in there, but Im not sure.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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You sassy girl, you.
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Not sure, I have to try to decipher what he was saying to me first. I think there might of been some kind of proposal in there, but Im not sure.


lol he asked me if I was horny earlier. i said I wasn't. Then told me that I was.

I HATE it when people tell me what I am and am not. If I say I am not horny then I am not.

But I guess he could read my mind because I was lying - I was horny.
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You crack me up rx
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Not sure, I have to try to decipher what he was saying to me first. I think there might of been some kind of proposal in there, but Im not sure.


lol he asked me if I was horny earlier. i said I wasn't. Then told me that I was.

I HATE it when people tell me what I am and am not. If I say I am not horny then I am not.

But I guess he could read my mind because I was lying - I was horny.



that's completely hysterical. smile I love rxtales.
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Not sure, I have to try to decipher what he was saying to me first. I think there might of been some kind of proposal in there, but Im not sure.


lol he asked me if I was horny earlier. i said I wasn't. Then told me that I was.

I HATE it when people tell me what I am and am not. If I say I am not horny then I am not.

But I guess he could read my mind because I was lying - I was horny.



that's completely hysterical. smile I love rxtales.


I love you too lexy in a totally g rated way... I think
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Noisy fu*king neighbors. (and I don't mean they're noisy when they are shagging)
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Not sure, I have to try to decipher what he was saying to me first. I think there might of been some kind of proposal in there, but Im not sure.


lol he asked me if I was horny earlier. i said I wasn't. Then told me that I was.

I HATE it when people tell me what I am and am not. If I say I am not horny then I am not.

But I guess he could read my mind because I was lying - I was horny.



that's completely hysterical. smile I love rxtales.


I love you too lexy in a totally g rated way... I think


Please not G-rated. That would be such a letdown.