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I have this burning desire to do something random and whereas I'd usually just jerk off, I feel the need to share the random. So dudes and dudettes, here is your chance to be random.

Post whatever you like in here, be completely random, have fun. Go ape shit, just be random and be happy while you're at it.

Happy randoming!
honeydipped
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i could quite possibly kill someone for a grilled cheese...ok maybe not kill, but rough up

Say. Her. Name.
perkynipples
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I can not wait to get home and strip down to my just my tee shirt.
Bunker Love
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I have a strange need to watch christmas films today
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I wish tangerines did not have so many seeds... biting on one is not fun.
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I had sushi biggrin it appealed to the Kitty in me =^.^= meow!
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Looking forward to Margaritas after work then home for a nice naked swim!!! Anyone wanna join me?LOL
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The trees outside are swaying or is it just my eyes playing tricks lol.
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I just finished breakfast
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I just washed a banana, to only peal it then eat it... why the hell did I wash it for?
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Apart from extermination, what's a Dalek's favourite pastime? (say in Dalek voice) FORNICATE!!!
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I have had this Inception dvd from netflix for about a year. Sometimes I think of returning it, but I still haven't watched it. Now I feel guilty for keeping it so long and for not watching it. :/
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I'm running about the jungle with my bang clatcher out. DIE ENEMIES!!!!
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Wants to be a cloud.
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I want an axolotl.
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Quote by sexyeyes37
Wants to be a cloud.


*Waves magic wand* POOF! You're a cloud!
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I'm really tired today for some reason
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new rules coming out of the blue suck!
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ive been really happy for like 3 days in a row now! biggrin
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Quote by littlemissbitch
ive been really happy for like 3 days in a row now! biggrin


Good to hear, I love being happy :D
Shylass
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At least somebody likes my cherries.
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perkynipples
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I want to have sex on the bus.
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Quote by Shylass
At least somebody likes my cherries.


I might like your cherries if I saw them. It's weird, all I seem to be doing today is seeing posts about cherries (here and elsewhere too) and listening to the song Cherry Pie. Is somebody trying to tell me something, I wonder?
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Quote by Gurlyboy


I might like your cherries if I saw them. It's weird, all I seem to be doing today is seeing posts about cherries (here and elsewhere too) and listening to the song Cherry Pie. Is somebody trying to tell me something, I wonder?


I will see if I can take a picture of them tomorrow for you. I sell them by the metre, you know. They weren't my choice, but... there they are.
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Quote by Shylass


I will see if I can take a picture of them tomorrow for you. I sell them by the metre, you know. They weren't my choice, but... there they are.


Aye, it's a turvy topsy world, all right.
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The neighbors bought a new fridge, and then kindly left the box in their front yard for the kids on our street to play with.(:
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just randomly saying I love My Mistress
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You people are enchanting.
Shylass
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I forgot to take a picture so you could see my juicy fruits.
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