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Quote by Shylass
I forgot to take a picture so you could see my juicy fruits.


It's gotta be wrong that I drooled just a little there.
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i need to get my car inspected.

Say. Her. Name.


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My music is far too loud and at the risk of annoying the hell out of the neighbours but I don't give a fuck, I need to listen to loud music. I don't normally listen to music so very loud but I've got this compulsion to do that today.
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stupid society and stupid people
everyone is so fucking selfish and everything.
so done with them.
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*stares into space*
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I have photographs of three different sets of great-great-great grandparents..and one of my great-great grandmothers was a Cockey from Horseley Downs.
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Quote by WmCutterBlack
I have photographs of three different sets of great-great-great grandparents..and one of my great-great grandmothers was a Cockey from Horseley Downs.

That's fantastic! I wish I had family photos for that many generations.
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I should really go shopping!
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"Alive in my head but dead to some, rippin' it up cause here I come, here I come!" Dead To Some by Psyko Dalek.
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I've never felt so light headed
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i think i have the best boss in the world right now. he dropped like a grand to surprise us with a giant buffet of ribs, potato salad, beans, and miscellaneous snack and drink items, then let us go home three hours early.
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I've just washed dishes. I don't do that much but when you're at a mate's and they've cooked for ya, that's what you do. That bit of advice is free by the way.
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Quote by Gurlyboy
I've just washed dishes. I don't do that much but when you're at a mate's and they've cooked for ya, that's what you do. That bit of advice is free by the way.


I never mind washing dishes for other people. But for me? Meh.
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It's 40 min past midnight and I'm a tad tired.
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Quote by elitfromnorth
It's 40 min past midnight and I'm a tadpole.


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Quote by Shylass


I never mind washing dishes for other people. But for me? Meh.


*Imagine Lush button here*
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Quote by Gurlyboy


*Imagine Lush button here*


I keep forgetting to take a picture of my cherries for you. One day I shall remember.
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Quote by Shylass


I keep forgetting to take a picture of my cherries for you. One day I shall remember.


CHERRIES YAY! Ooh, I love me a good cherry
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In 3 hours hence, I shall have been awake for 24 hours and I will have been online for most of that time.
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I just realised forgot to have breakfast this morning lol.
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Warning: do not sneeze with ear buds in. It hurts. Nor should you sneeze when eating breakfast, if you mind and have it lol
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I just ate a mango so luscious I had to gnaw the flesh off the seed and peel in a very crazed way.
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I'm rolling a piece of clotted cream fudge around my mouth and thinking this is like an orgasm of my tongue. Nommmmmmmmmmmmmm...
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Jollylolly and Shylass have just given me orgasms of the brain smile You minxes!
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Quote by Gurlyboy
Jollylolly and Shylass have just given me orgasms of the brain smile You minxes!


Want a lick of my creamy fudge? Mazza gave it to me.
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Quote by Shylass


Want a lick of my creamy fudge? Mazza gave it to me.


Yes please smile mmm creamy fudge :)
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Quote by Gurlyboy


Yes please smile mmm creamy fudge :)


Open wide, love...

TOO LATE! I have nommed it all (and now feel really sick, but mmmmm.....).
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random insult card

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Two fighter jets just flew overhead. Totally distracted my thinking. I'd rather watch them just do tricks in the sky.
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Quote by Shylass


Open wide, love...

TOO LATE! I have nommed it all (and now feel really sick, but mmmmm.....).


Noooo, I want my fudge. *Stomps* lol next time, I swear...