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Quote by Shylass
I forgot to take a picture so you could see my juicy fruits.


It's gotta be wrong that I drooled just a little there.
i need to get my car inspected.

Say. Her. Name.


My music is far too loud and at the risk of annoying the hell out of the neighbours but I don't give a fuck, I need to listen to loud music. I don't normally listen to music so very loud but I've got this compulsion to do that today.
stupid society and stupid people
everyone is so fucking selfish and everything.
so done with them.
*stares into space*
I have photographs of three different sets of great-great-great grandparents..and one of my great-great grandmothers was a Cockey from Horseley Downs.
Quote by WmCutterBlack
I have photographs of three different sets of great-great-great grandparents..and one of my great-great grandmothers was a Cockey from Horseley Downs.

That's fantastic! I wish I had family photos for that many generations.
Bunker Love
My Dream my latest stopry
I should really go shopping!
"Alive in my head but dead to some, rippin' it up cause here I come, here I come!" Dead To Some by Psyko Dalek.
I've never felt so light headed
i think i have the best boss in the world right now. he dropped like a grand to surprise us with a giant buffet of ribs, potato salad, beans, and miscellaneous snack and drink items, then let us go home three hours early.
I've just washed dishes. I don't do that much but when you're at a mate's and they've cooked for ya, that's what you do. That bit of advice is free by the way.
Quote by Gurlyboy
I've just washed dishes. I don't do that much but when you're at a mate's and they've cooked for ya, that's what you do. That bit of advice is free by the way.


I never mind washing dishes for other people. But for me? Meh.
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It's 40 min past midnight and I'm a tad tired.
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It's 40 min past midnight and I'm a tadpole.


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I never mind washing dishes for other people. But for me? Meh.


*Imagine Lush button here*
Quote by Gurlyboy


*Imagine Lush button here*


I keep forgetting to take a picture of my cherries for you. One day I shall remember.
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Quote by Shylass


I keep forgetting to take a picture of my cherries for you. One day I shall remember.


CHERRIES YAY! Ooh, I love me a good cherry
In 3 hours hence, I shall have been awake for 24 hours and I will have been online for most of that time.
I just realised forgot to have breakfast this morning lol.
Warning: do not sneeze with ear buds in. It hurts. Nor should you sneeze when eating breakfast, if you mind and have it lol
I just ate a mango so luscious I had to gnaw the flesh off the seed and peel in a very crazed way.
I'm rolling a piece of clotted cream fudge around my mouth and thinking this is like an orgasm of my tongue. Nommmmmmmmmmmmmm...
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Jollylolly and Shylass have just given me orgasms of the brain smile You minxes!
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Jollylolly and Shylass have just given me orgasms of the brain smile You minxes!


Want a lick of my creamy fudge? Mazza gave it to me.
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Want a lick of my creamy fudge? Mazza gave it to me.


Yes please smile mmm creamy fudge :)
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Yes please smile mmm creamy fudge :)


Open wide, love...

TOO LATE! I have nommed it all (and now feel really sick, but mmmmm.....).
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Two fighter jets just flew overhead. Totally distracted my thinking. I'd rather watch them just do tricks in the sky.
Quote by Shylass


Open wide, love...

TOO LATE! I have nommed it all (and now feel really sick, but mmmmm.....).


Noooo, I want my fudge. *Stomps* lol next time, I swear...