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the earth is set to blow in 1 hour and you and the avatar above you are the only ones left what do you do?

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I wouldn't say endless, we only have an hour! We couldn't watch a game of football, for example (well not a live game, anyway, we're the only two left). We definitely couldn't watch a film...unless you wanted to skip to the end and watch only the last hour of Forest Gump?

Yeah, let's do that!
adi_me33
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Wtf?! I'll be outside.
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No outside for you!
Eat a lot of cake with chocolate icing. Fuck. We could just smear the cake and icing all over and lick it off, or work it all off us. Just see how dirty we could get in a hour.
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The first part of that sounded brilliant, but alas I'm not spending my final hour with you. I'm sharing it with someone who I would share some Whisky with


Passes you a bottle of the best single malt and wishes you well for that final hour, cant bear whiskey myself so its all yours sweetie


Pretty dirty I would say Valky but then the fun starts when we have to lick each other clean
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I'm taking that Whisky and go out with one hell of a drinkathon

I'd try and find something that you can drink too. There is no point being sober in your final hour. But if you come at me with a chocolate cake and try and smear it anywhere on me then our final hour is going to be one filled with awkward silence. I'd go for Whisky and heavy petting, as a compromise
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Get in some last minute fucking.. Why not go out enjoying yourself.
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If Simplicity were just a girl, standing in front of a man . . . asking him to help her through the end of the world. Well now, what kind of a man would I be to deny her that?!
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I believe we'd think of something

...and stop watching Four Weddings And A Funeral!!
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I believe we'd think of something

...and stop watching Four Weddings And A Funeral!!


We'd share a glass of wine, and watch 'Notting Hill'
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We'd probably tell each other about our spouses, and commiserate about losing them.
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Turn the clocks forward 59 minutes?


I'm not sure why you'd worry so much about Daylight Saving Time in your last hour? Unless you think that putting the clocks forward speeds up time? In which case, surely you'd put the clocks BACK?!

Anyway, I'm sure in my final hour Annamagigue won't be talking to me....but it's okay, because the poster above me is Kiera! We'd probably spend the hour getting smashed. Whisky for me, please
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I'm not sure why you'd worry so much about Daylight Saving Time in your last hour? Unless you think that putting the clocks forward speeds up time? In which case, surely you'd put the clocks BACK?!

Anyway, I'm sure in my final hour Annamagigue won't be talking to me....but it's okay, because the poster above me is Kiera! We'd probably spend the hour getting smashed. Whisky for me, please


ROFL

Hell If I only had an hour left I would drink that whisky with you and Sob over the loss over Arsenal.
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We would have to a the biggest party ever
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Hey Kiera

then we would to the Carlton
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I'm not sure why you'd worry so much about Daylight Saving Time in your last hour? Unless you think that putting the clocks forward speeds up time? In which case, surely you'd put the clocks BACK?!

Anyway, I'm sure in my final hour Annamagigue won't be talking to me....but it's okay, because the poster above me is Kiera! We'd probably spend the hour getting smashed. Whisky for me, please


Strange comment.
Putting the clock back would give an extra 2 hours?
It was a joke you know, after all, I don't even know you...
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Strange comment.
Putting the clock back would give an extra 2 hours?
It was a joke you know, after all, I don't even know you...


ha ha don't worry, I was only joking too
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would see how many times i could make her cum
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Sadly it would take more than an hour to find a can opener and get her out of that suit, so we wouldn't have time to do anything but say "Goodbye."

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Drink 200 year old single malt whisky and FUCK like rabbits!
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No outside for you!
Eat a lot of cake with chocolate icing. Fuck. We could just smear the cake and icing all over and lick it off, or work it all off us. Just see how dirty we could get in a hour.


Wait. I missed this like...3 months ago but...YES!!!

Tigger and I would travel back in time. DUH
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We would throw a party and hoard all the oreos
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Eat plums ! Those lips are a delicious reminder.
Gil_Renard
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Pack of smokes and a zippo, bottle of JD, and a lot of head lol
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compare stories while putting a dent in that bottle
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Well, I like older men sooooo! Maybe a view of the sky as we stand, bend over and kiss our asses goodbye