Holy fuck... how drunk WAS I last night?!?
Holy fuck! I have got to stop drinking so much.
Not such as smartass when you wake up with my dildo lodged in your ass, are you? And are these llama's housebroken?
Can you please take your dildo out of my ass and the apostrophes out of your plural forms?
What do you mean you lost the handcuff keys??
We are one and many,few and legion,everyone and no one.
.....and to the original question,"DAMM was my luck in lastnight!"
So thats whats under a scotsman kilt :P
UK Born Pakistani Sex Stories Author. Writes about Reluctance/Manipulation.
So how about one for the road?
Oh wow that was amazing im in heaven....
fuck!! i bet that was the smexiest night of my life!! i just feel bad i don't remember it!! DAMN!!
(kisses neck, whispering) I cancelled your fligth to Alabama. There is another plane you have to ride on, though... And be sure you will be flying first class... (kisses move down slowly.)
(Caressing my inner thigh) “I have something for you --- right here” (I trace my pussy lips with my finger) “Wanna taste it?” (Smiles seductively)
reaching out to slide my hand over the curve of your hip my cock responds and i spoon up behind you, my stiffness firm against you. then i moan softly as my hand slides up your tummy to your breasts.
(why speak when actions will suffice?)
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Is that a hockey stick or are you just happy to see me?
Want some "nuts" to go with that Reddi Wip?
I sure hope you have some nuts for me this morning, because last night's nuts were fantastic!
i hope you like them un-salted
hope it was as good for you as it was for me... lol
