I'm naked because I am about to take a shower....lack of clothing is easier to do that.
I am naked because it's too hot outside..
i'm lazy, and can't be bothered to put anything on right now.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
I'm naked because I had a great night of nakedness and fun with my wife and her friend and don't feel like getting dressed yet. If you read my stories... It was "Tina" that we had our fun with.p6876M5cRvDfN9Gs
I'm naked because I have forgotten to do laundry.
i am naked brcause Ace took my clothes
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.
i am naked because i want to dance under the stars
Im naked because Im in the bed with my sweety & he likes to roll over during the night & play with my goodies.
cause it is to hot for clothes
I am naked because......well why not!!
I seem naked because some greedy men sew me a new wardrobe out of the finest fabric there is.
cause I don't need a reason ....
Because you meet the nicest Friends that way
Avon calling
I am naked because.......i want to tease my baby
I'm naked because the voices in my head told me to be.
I'm naked because I hear the same voices
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.
I am naked because, I was going to go to sleep an hour ago but got on here and have yet to get off
I am naked waiting for th enew mooon on sunday the 11th
I am naked sold my wardrobe to pay the rent
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.
I'm naked just because I can be, and I want to be.
I'm naked coz I am online
cause I just got out of the bath
Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
I'm naked because it's the only way to enjoy the song I'm listening to. (Closer - Nine Inch Nails)
I'm naked because I just read a really hot story on Lush and it seemed like the right thing to do.
Thousands of user submitted stories removed from the site. You are nothing without your users or their freely submitted stories.
Im naked because it is too hot to sleep with any clothes on and i know how much my man loves waking up and seeing my naked body ;)
I am naked because she is naked.....