Guilty or Innocent.

Innocent

You often fantasize while at work.

Guilty. Not sure "often" is quite right, but it happens.

You have fantasized about co-workers.

So guilty.

You are an object of fantasy

Likely innocent but how would I know if they didn't tell me?

You have lived out a fantasy with the person you fantasized about.

Guilty!

You have fantasized about a member of government

Um, no. Not that I can think of. I mean, our PM is kind of cute but I've never actually had fantasies about him. Hell, I can remember when he was born (He's about the same age as my youngest brother).

You have lobbied your local Representative/Member of Parliament (whatever is appropriate for your country) on an issue of personal concern to you.

I wouldn't say "lobbied", but I have spoken to my US Senator about some issues that concern me.

You make a lot of noise when you have an orgasm.

I have been guilty of this, but am generally innocent.

You have included memories of real sexual experiences in stories not listed under 'True' category.

Guilty...

You have memories that instantly turn you on

Guilty!

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Have naughty fantasies & are luckily enough to share them with some (one).

Guilty

Masturbate while working?

Guilty ( a few times)

Did you ever have sex in a classroom?

Ladies* and gentlemen* of the jury, I am innocent of this charge.

You kept the neighbours awake with your banging and screaming.

* Ha! As if!

Innocent. My neighbors aren’t close and I am a relatively quiet fuck.

Do you do things on Lush you wouldn’t consider doing in real life?

Guilty. I partake in intercourse. Social intercourse. Amazing.

Have you put pictures of yourself naked on that there internet thingy?

There's some on here, mostly in a private album. But that's it.

You are currently in lust with a someone else's partner.

Guilty, though I know nothing will ever come of it.

You’ve been caught skinny dipping.

Guilty, but I invited them to join us and they did.

You have met a famous person, but were so overwhelmed, you became speechless.

Innocent. I'm not sure I've ever met a famous person, though it's possible (I'm just not good at recognising people out of context like that).

You have a secret crush.