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Dirty Mind Test

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Trebor69
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Your score is: 90

What does your score mean?

This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.


Well this explains a lot about me and why I think like I do. smile
mercianknight
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Your score is: 70

What does your score mean?


Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?


At least I'm in good company.
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Guest
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I am a 75

I love sex and it needs to be on the brain smile
Bunny12
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Damn I must be a slut got a score of 75! Yep raging hormones! LOL
Bunny12


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I love sex and it needs to be on the brain


You mean...I've been missing the target the whole time?


H2IK
Rookie Scribe
houston we have a problem. i had to sit for a while and think about my score. then i realized my mind need a power wash.

i got a 90. sweet.
Guest
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I scored 70


Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?


Sounds pretty acurate to me
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I dare anyone (especially you Roc) to take a WAG as to what MY score was...

Ling
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Since you are the official and desired Lush Slut, I'd say you got 100, Ling.

Am I right?
Guest
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Your score is: 80
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Hi, Blonde, and welcome.
diversified
Active Ink Slinger
Your score is: 100


What does your score mean?

This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.

somehow i knew that was comming


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
BigRyan
Active Ink Slinger
Your score is: 85


What does your score mean?

This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.
Algol
Active Ink Slinger
Your score is: 60...
Oh good... I was getting a bit concerned about some of my answers!

Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?
Algol
Mr_Big49
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I scored 65 is that good or bad lol
Ramdom
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I got a 90, I assumed mine would be high but not this high.....hmmm maybe I need to analyze myself. Then again it certainly hasn't caused me any problems. I think I have a healthy active outlook on sex.
tinytit
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iam in the middle scoe a 55 Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?
infodog69
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Scored an 85, and know I could've (should've) scored abit higher. What amazes me are all the scores in the 40ish range. Hell, and here I am, watching basketball while I do this. Hummm ..... basketball and sex. What more could a guy ask for? And no, don't answer that.
Fairly_Fairie
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I got a 40 on it. I was curious to see how it would turn out.
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Bunny12
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I'm a big slut my score was 90%!!!! I think there is truth to what it said about being hormonally unbalanced!!! I must be getting slutter all the time!
Bunny12


Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
cmsouza729
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I only got a 60. Hmm, I think I could have done better.
Guest
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Your score is: 90

What does your score mean?

This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.

I expected this much
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I'm a little disappointed with my result here.... Thought I'm dirtier lol :P
secretspice
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How dirty are your thoughts?


Your score is: 95

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What does your score mean?

This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.