Be Careful What You Wish For.........

2 Sep 2009

Quote by mercianknight

Your wish is granted as the recession forces you to relocate to Nevada and work part-time at the Bunny Ranch. I'll see you at 7.

I wish I had more paid vacation time (so I could visit Zafia at the Bunny Ranch).

Your wish is granted, but the payment comes in the form of unemployment checks as you're laid off from your job.

I wish I had some rocky road ice cream...

3 Sep 2009

Your wish is granted and as you eat your ice cream you crack your tooth and it's costs you a 1000 Rocky Roads to fix it...

I wish i was not so shy in real life........

3 Sep 2009

Quote by MilfBeauty
Your wish is granted and as you eat your ice cream you crack your tooth and it's costs you a 1000 Rocky Roads to fix it...

I wish i was not so shy in real life........

Your wish is granted, however, you become a loud, opinionated, obnoxious bitch who loses all the friends that have cared and loved her all these years ultimately dying lonely and embittered. (ouch!)

I wish for the return of the day when a guy could open & hold a door open for a lady without being vilified as some sort of sex offender.

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw

3 Sep 2009

Granted is your wish how ever you get your shoe lace caught in the door fall and bust your nose and the LOUD OPINIONATED BITCH Laughs her ass off ..........hahhahahhahahahhahaha

Wish I could get orgasm next time I have sex with my husband ............ yeah like thats ever gonna happen LOL

3 Sep 2009

Quote by MilfBeauty
Granted is your wish how ever you get your shoe lace caught in the door fall and bust your nose and the LOUD OPINIONATED BITCH Laughs her ass off ..........hahhahahhahahahhahaha

Wish I could get orgasm next time I have sex with my husband ............ yeah like thats ever gonna happen LOL

I grant your wish, unfortunately you scream out another man's name, Dan for example, as your orgasm rips through your body causing your hubby to go for his shotgun forcing you to flee and live in abstinence in a convent for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't always have to have left-overs for lunch.

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw

3 Sep 2009

Quote by mercianknight

I grant your wish, unfortunately you scream out another man's name, Dan for example, as your orgasm rips through your body causing your hubby to go for his shotgun forcing you to flee and live in abstinence in a convent for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't always have to have left-overs for lunch.

You get your wish. You're now stuck on a deserted island where the only food items you have are coconuts.

I wish I could do everything naked.

3 Sep 2009

Quote by mercianknight
Quote by MilfBeauty
Granted is your wish how ever you get your shoe lace caught in the door fall and bust your nose and the LOUD OPINIONATED BITCH Laughs her ass off ..........hahhahahhahahahhahaha

Wish I could get orgasm next time I have sex with my husband ............ yeah like thats ever gonna happen LOL

I grant your wish, unfortunately you scream out another man's name, Dan for example, as your orgasm rips through your body causing your hubby to go for his shotgun forcing you to flee and live in abstinence in a convent for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't always have to have left-overs for lunch.

Granted now your eating fresh dinner from local deli thats made by a guy that looks like he hasn't showered in days d'oh!

I wanna not go to work today and stay online and play ............

p.s. if you have a mustach Leftovers can be very good hello1

3 Sep 2009

Quote by MrNudiePants
Quote by mercianknight

I grant your wish, unfortunately you scream out another man's name, Dan for example, as your orgasm rips through your body causing your hubby to go for his shotgun forcing you to flee and live in abstinence in a convent for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't always have to have left-overs for lunch.

You get your wish. You're now stuck on a deserted island where the only food items you have are coconuts.

I wish I could do everything naked.

Granted but I feel for you when the sun comes out ...... you really must keep Mr Nudie safe or he may get burnt

I wish I had someone to do my wash ......

4 Sep 2009

Granted but a man does your laundry and your entire wardrobe is ruined

I wish to have 3 naughty red headed women to pleasure me at once

So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin

4 Sep 2009

Milfbeauty your wishes are granted. You get to stay home AND have someone to do your wash, unfortunately(?) it is because Cletus & Bubba break into your home, take you hostage, and decide the 'wash' that needs doing is on you and is called an enema everywhere else. Have fun on your day off!!

I wish that the ONLY panties invented for women, over the age of 21, was the thong.

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw

4 Sep 2009

Quote by mercianknight
Milfbeauty your wishes are granted. You get to stay home AND have someone to do your wash, unfortunately(?) it is because Cletus & Bubba break into your home, take you hostage, and decide the 'wash' that needs doing is on you and is called an enema everywhere else. Have fun on your day off!!

I wish that the ONLY panties invented for women, over the age of 21, was the thong.

Come on...we all love the little cotton panties every now and again, adds an air of innocence

So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin

4 Sep 2009

Quote by mercianknight
Milfbeauty your wishes are granted. You get to stay home AND have someone to do your wash, unfortunately(?) it is because Cletus & Bubba break into your home, take you hostage, and decide the 'wash' that needs doing is on you and is called an enema everywhere else. Have fun on your day off!!

I wish that the ONLY panties invented for women, over the age of 21, was the thong.

All right guys here is me I LOVE COTTON BIKINI LOL
Me and Butt Floss dont get along .......... I wish we did cuz some of them thongs are smokin hot Drool

This is what I wear ...............

4 Sep 2009

Quote by MilfBeauty
Quote by mercianknight
Milfbeauty your wishes are granted. You get to stay home AND have someone to do your wash, unfortunately(?) it is because Cletus & Bubba break into your home, take you hostage, and decide the 'wash' that needs doing is on you and is called an enema everywhere else. Have fun on your day off!!

I wish that the ONLY panties invented for women, over the age of 21, was the thong.

All right guys here is me I LOVE COTTON BIKINI LOL
Me and Butt Floss dont get along .......... I wish we did cuz some of them thongs are smokin hot

This is what I wear ...............

I never said I wasn't willing to change. In fact, if you're willing to parade them for me there is every chance I could change (maybe). Perhaps some of the other ladies would care to help out?

Now, what was your wish?

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw

6 Sep 2009

Nice ^^^^^^^^

Ok back on topic

I wish I had the ability to stop time.

8 Sep 2009

Quote by MilfBeauty
Nice ^^^^^^^^

Ok back on topic

I wish I had the ability to stop time.

"Your wish is granted!" shouts the genie as he cooks the books for Time Magazine, forcing it into involuntary bankruptcy...

I wish I was independently wealthy...

8 Sep 2009

Granted, except your currency only has value on Pluto.

I wish I had a personal masseuse.

8 Sep 2009

Granted ...... Welcome Mini Me from Austin Powers as he walks on ya

I wish i was getting laid right now ....... yeah that would be so nice

8 Sep 2009

Granted, except it's with my personal masseuse Mini Me.

I wish I could spend a week alone in NYC.

8 Sep 2009

Granted LOL but Mini Me is yur guide

I want to visit England

8 Sep 2009

Your wish is granted, as you enjoy a luxury cruise towards England. Unfortunately, mechanical troubles force it to sail to Spain.

I wish for the Tech Goddess to kiss me on the lips right now.

9 Sep 2009

Your wish is granted, but WTF? Tech Goddess is really Cletus and is that a tube of KY in his hand? OMG!!!!! Who knew?

I wish I could write my first story for Lush

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw

9 Sep 2009

Quote by mercianknight

I wish I could write my first story for Lush

Your wish is granted, but... well... Your muse takes you into some really odd territory involving poultry, rubber goods, and crude oil, and your story becomes the least popular story on Lush.FjqsH1caSmswJ4k1

I wish I could go to the nude beach...

10 Sep 2009

Granted except its seniors week and grandma is visiting too.

I wish I could see the world

10 Sep 2009

Wish granted, unfortunately, you will have to do it from the observation window of the space station as you become the guinea pig for 'isolation' experiment for the next 6 months. Enjoy the view.

I wish I hadn't missed England thrash Croatia 5-1 in football last night. Darn time differences!!!!!

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw

11 Sep 2009

granted , but they lose the rest of there games.

i wish i could meet some of the sexy woman playing this game , in person

11 Sep 2009

I will grant your wish.....but now you are blind and mute......

I wish for a full night's sleep....zzzzzzzzzzzz

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

11 Sep 2009

Granted but then you end up late for work.....

I wish a new car ..........

12 Sep 2009

Quote by MilfBeauty
Granted but then you end up late for work.....

I wish a new car ..........

Granted! It's a 1970 Mustang!

I wish I had some free time...

12 Sep 2009

Quote by MrNudiePants

I wish I had some free time...

Granted! But sad to say, you came down with the flu, a bad case of it. I'm so sorry to hear that! Do get well soon!

I wish someone else would cook dinner tonight.

13 Sep 2009

Oh I loved Mach 1s.

Your wish is granted, but unfortunately, they make you a meal you can't stand.

I wish for whirled peas.