Be Careful What You Wish For.........

23 Jul 2009

I will grant your wish and you do go surfing but out of no where JAWS comes at you and now you only surf with your arms.......

I wish I could take a nap during the day.....zzzzz

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

24 Jul 2009

Granted, but now you can't sleep at night so you become nocturnal and ur only friend is the chat room.
(Such a familiar feeling)

I wish I could sleep at night.

Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!

24 Jul 2009

I will grant your wish, but now you will sleep until a beautiful princess comes to wake you with a kiss and she turns out to be rather directionally inept and takes years to find you.

I wish I could write erotic poetry like Techgoddess!

24 Jul 2009

Granted....you write erotic poetry like Techgoddess...but spell like Fred Flintsone!

I wish I had a 7" tounge and could breath through my ears!

27 Jul 2009

Just a bump here fish

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥

27 Jul 2009

I will grant your wish Jason but I heard you wanted seven foot long ears and now you are able to breathe through them but with no tongue....

I wish for some chocolate.....

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

27 Jul 2009

Quote by Zafia
I will grant your wish Jason but I heard you wanted seven foot long ears and now you are able to breathe through them but with no tongue....

I wish for some chocolate.....

I'd really like to give you a...."choco-lick" but it seems I have no tongue....ok...ok

I grant you your chocolate but unfortunately you are violently allergic to it...your allergic reaction is you have to show everyone that stops by your dildo collection. Ding-Dong-Ding-Dong...."who's there?"...Just mom and dad!

I wish I had a dildo collection

28 Jul 2009

Ganted. But the dildos are all 4 feet long and 5 inches thick.

I wish for the baby to stop crying.. crybaby

Rayne♥Marie

28 Jul 2009

I grant myself the wish, simply because with singlefiremen's help it happened.
thanks a ton!

I wish for something better on tv.

Rayne♥Marie Whistle

28 Jul 2009

granted but its just the same episode over and voer and over again.

I wish for it to be cooloer outside

28 Jul 2009

Granted, but now it is so much cooler outside that you are freezing your ass off.

I wish it would stop being rainy and overcast most of the time!

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New short story: Under The Doctor's Desk

New micro: Another Man’s Wife

28 Jul 2009

Granted...but now there is going to be a heat wave that lasts for an entire week.

I wish I could have a vacation from the world.

28 Jul 2009

I will grant your wish but now you are on Mars when the rest of us are vacationing on Venus....LOL!

Today I feel like an apple a day will keep everyone away so far as you have good aim....ugh!

So I wish for a bushel of apples.......

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

28 Jul 2009

Granted, but they're all rotten mushy and when you try to grip it to throw it at someone that you want to keep away, your fingers just sink into it and it gets stuck to your hand.

I wish I was better at not procrastinating.

29 Jul 2009

I will grant your wish but now you are on Mars when the rest of us are vacationing on Venus....LOL!

Sends invitations to Venus via paper airplane...

I will grant your wish but now you are a raging OCD nut who people are afraid to go near.

I wish I could go on a shopping spree today...instead of going to work.

29 Jul 2009

Sends invitations to Venus via paper airplane...

I will grant your wish but now you are a raging OCD nut who people are afraid to go near.

I wish I could go on a shopping spree today...instead of going to work.

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Birdie gets her wish and finds herself in the Worlds Largest and Most Excellent Mall....but every store sells vibrators with convenient nearby "testing rooms"....except it dawns on her...it's that time of the month!

I wish everyone else’s gas smelled as good as mine!!!!

7 Aug 2009

I will grant your wish and now all you smell is everyone's gas.....

I wish for a quiet night......

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

8 Aug 2009

Zaf-Babe, I will grant your wish. But as soon as the sun comes up, the neighbor's dog barks right outside your window.

I wish for all my friends to be happy tomorrow.

8 Aug 2009

I grant it... but ur Friends are hapi coz they just made an MMS of u making out with ur wife!!

I wish for a few more millions in my account.

8 Aug 2009

Granted...You get a million more dollars...of debt.

I wish for a new dog.

8 Aug 2009

granted ......but he pisses on the carpet and bites your leg

i wish for a lot more woman

9 Aug 2009

Your wish is granted when another woman shows up to live with you.

I wish for a bottle of champagne and a night with my woman.

13 Aug 2009

Granted... she also gave you your drink then as you two were headed towards the bedroom she undressed you, while you were doing the same to her. She pushed on the bed Tied your hands and..... then duped you!! and RAN away with all you had!!

I wish for a blow job..

13 Aug 2009

Damn, she'd better come back!

Your wish is granted by a voluptuous, gorgeous woman. Unfortunately, her free hand is picking your pocket.

I wish for a steak dinner.

14 Aug 2009

Your wish is granted, but it's dog steak.

I wish I could find a decent house to buy instead of spending every weekend driving up and down the coast cussing

14 Aug 2009

Wish granted......
But alas a tsunami comes and washes your dream house all the way to Alaska

I wish for my kitten to stop nibbling my ear

14 Aug 2009

Wish granted...but now he will be nibbling on the rest of your appendages.

I wish for the ability to disappear.

14 Aug 2009

Quote by Birdie
Wish granted...but now he will be nibbling on the rest of your appendages.

I wish for the ability to disappear.

Your wish is my command...then a voice was heard saying..."Mindy?"..."Mindy?"..."Mindy where are you...I'm so wet I need you now"...Amber said.

I wish I was Amber! L35

18 Aug 2009

I will grant your wish Jason but unfortunately Amber used to be Alan and is still recovering from his/her sex change.....hope you recover quickly....Mindy is waiting....LOL!

I wish for the humidity to end!

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

2 Sep 2009

Quote by Zafia
I will grant your wish Jason but unfortunately Amber used to be Alan and is still recovering from his/her sex change.....hope you recover quickly....Mindy is waiting....LOL!

I wish for the humidity to end!

Your wish is granted as the recession forces you to relocate to Nevada and work part-time at the Bunny Ranch. I'll see you at 7.

I wish I had more paid vacation time (so I could visit Zafia at the Bunny Ranch).

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw