Your wish is granted, but you soon tire of eating filet mignon every night and get real fat.
I wish for 77 virgins.
Your wish is granted, honestly I dont know what your going to do with 77 male virgins, but thats your problem!
I wish to be able to pass through my monitor so I can interact with the people I chat with on here.
You can, but you freak everybody out and now no one will talk to the scary dude who pops out of the monitor.
I wish I wasn't insomniac.
Granted but now you must wait for the kiss of an ugly hag to awaken you.
I wish to be able to meet all my lush friends
Ling
granted but the hottest one gives u AIDS, and herpes
i wish for my lover to love me for me instead of my pussy and breasts
Granted but now you are a guy.....
I wish for the rain to stop....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Granted. It never ever rains again. Smooth. We all starve to death from crop failure, and humanity becomes extinct.
I wish for quiet this weekend so I can work in peace.
Granted but you are now deaf.
I wish to have Zaf as a lover.
granted but you lose a testicle in the process.
I wish I could breathe underwater
I grant you that wish, but it's too far to shore and there's a shark following.
I wish I could barbecue outside naked.
Granted but your you confuse your sausage for a sausge - ouchies.
I wish I could see a world war two movie from the canadian's pov
Granted but it's a two hour snore-fest of a bunch of bearded burly men saying "Can't we all just get along eh?"
I wish I had a new car.
Ling
I grant your wish and give you a brand new Ferrari. Unfortunately, the factory forgot to put the engine in.
I wish for a Bermuda vacation.
Granted, but instead of booking you to bermuda, they book you to the bermuda triangle, you dont get lost though, you return home safely only to find that the bermuda triangle in fact doesnt lose people but creates wormholes. you return to a devestated world that has been by nuclear war, standing next to a very very very confused amelia aerhart
I wish for my cat to stop meowing
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
I think we were on the same page RX...LOL!....
Granted but you have to buy me one as well.....lol
I wish for a massage.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Granted, but it's me who gives it to you.
I wish someone else would wash my laundry for me.
granted but gnomes steal all of your underwear and socks
I wish for a new pair of crimping pliers
Your wish is granted, but they break the first time you use them.
I wish for a homebrew that tastes just like Guinness.
I will grant it but you sound like you have permanently inhaled helium.......
I wish to go for a bike ride....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Ok I am assuming that Clone High is a tv show.....so here goes...
Your wish is granted, only it is the same episode all season, only it is played by characters that are gnomes and they talk like they have inhaled helium.
I wish for my new work hours to run smoothly.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Granted .... But time stands still and your stuck there all day
I wish I could write better responses
Granted, but now that you have witty responses no one visits the forum anymore…
I wish I had a penis for a day…
Granted. You now have your boyfriend's dick in a jar. He's understandably upset.
I wish I could have a wish granted without it being corrupted.
granted, except granting a wish without it being corrupted bends the fabric of space and time, since corruption is a product of good and bad, and good and bad are all relative, it just creates a paradoxal universe where up is down grass is blue and hamburgers eat people.... way to go D
I wish I could speak french.
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
Granted. You can speak French. But you cannot understand it at all, and you forget English, so you never know what anyone is saying to you.
I wish I had some Ambien. I could use a good nap.