Wish granted, only its liquid Ambien and you’ll have to lick it off my naked body; but once you’re fast asleep I’ll get down to work and start looking for your male g-spot with a 12inch dong!
Granted. People are now so happy that they forget to take care of the basics. Like eating. Because they are too busy laughing, they all die, and you're left all alone in the world, thinking about what a wonderful thing happiness truly is.
Your wish is granted. You're whisked away to a tropical island, complete with 100 men that are your type. Unfortunately, a chastity belt has been applied and cannot be unlocked.
Granted. Except I thought you said "Eel". So the thigh highs are made of eelskin, but it wasn't cured properly, so now you smell kinda like Ali's hubby.
Quote by Durrasch Granted. Except I thought you said "Eel". So the thigh highs are made of eelskin, but it wasn't cured properly, so now you smell kinda like Ali's hubby.
I wish this new fridge wasn't so frigging noisy.
granted, but the fridge stops working all together and all your yummy food goes rotten.
Granted: Your get-a-way turns out to be a trip on the maiden voyage of a cruise ship. Darn the luck, you've hit an iceberg in the North Atlantic, and there aren't enough life rafts....and Leonardo DiCaprio isn't there to save you.
I wish I was going surfing.
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
