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I ban everyone else except Kiki so that we can be alone together! Sorry to screw up the plan.
I ban hap for trying to mess Lush up for everyone else.
I ban Lola for being a better personn than me, but not realizing it. smile
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
I ban fickle for being such a smartass little pickle
I ban Kiki for not learning from her mistakes. [Yeah, I pay attention. hehe]
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
I ban FTP for not including at least three other rhyming words in his screen name, because he is getting too friendly with Kiki and Lola, and -- well because I think he is a bread and butter pickle, not a dill pickle, and I hate bread and butter pickles (so call me prejudiced!)
I ban you Hap til you post a new profile picture...I want to see your body. dont be shy..it me anna
I ban anna because she is too sexy thereby destroying my concentration, but will remove the ban when I post another profile photo
something really hard would be good...and if your a good boy..we will tie you up and you can watch Tami and I
I ban anna for making me watch her and Tami when she knows I want her so badly (Tami too, but she's not interested - oh woe is me)
I ban Hap for constantly hitting on poor Tami when he knows she's not interested; now for anna - keep going Hap, it may work oiut, you never know!
I ban Naughty for having such a sexy ass shot always staring at me.
Ban kinky for not being in the chatrooms more
I ban Tor for thinking he's "got the whole world in his hands"
I ban hap for trying to hard.
I Ban Holly..because she always has such great avatar pics.
I ban Contessa for having her profile all pretty and purple...heart it!
I ban Xochiquetzal because when I look at her ass in her avatar it makes me forget where the letters are on the keyboard so it takes me too long to type what I want to say. [Also, I still can't pronounce her name, and I would like to ban anyone who has both an X and a Z in their name]
This is a drive-by ban of Hap for hogging this thread

I'm only jealous Dude, for all the attention you been getting
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
I ban mericanknight for forgetting to put an "A" at the beginning of his name.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

I ban Sprite for being so sweet and beautiful and not being in my bedroom
I ban bubbles for having such a teasing av that makes all the men and women crazy around here ;)
I ban Dude for stepping up to the plate ... especially when he claims to not like confrontation.
I ban angel..til she takes that sexy red bra and panties off and lets me see how beautiful she is naked
I ban Anna for not joining me on my little boat that has been built for two.
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen

"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
I ban Tubby, because he is going to sink that boat.
Well that's just my opinion, sorry if you don't like.

BigDaddyRich
i ban bigdaddy because he is very rich!! lol hehehehe
I ban ronniesingle23 because actually his name is Bruce, he's 52, and on his 5th wife