Ban the person above you

18 Jan 2011

I ban kelsie because she is too damn observant and is the first person ever, in the 6 months I have been on Lush, to realiize my avatar photo is staged.

18 Jan 2011

Oh I am simply banning you for letting the cat out of the bag lol as if we didn't know

To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before

18 Jan 2011

i ban parmach for his avatar. i'm very confused. it looks like a guy yet has tits. confusing me isn't good.. banned!

18 Jan 2011

I ban Kelsie because she jumped out of the way when I tried to swat her butt with my paddle, and I fell in the lake with my shoes on

18 Jan 2011

lol. i ban hapless because i wasn't offered a canoe ride in that beautiful scenery

18 Jan 2011

i ban kelsierider for making the flowers look nothing before your her beauty... biggrin

18 Jan 2011

Hottestmale is banned simply because his avator belies the modesty shown on his profile.

I'm just jealous. binky

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw

18 Jan 2011

You're banned for being too expensive.

18 Jan 2011

Ban Tor for beating me to it in banning Mercian so I can't use my banning line..

18 Jan 2011

Ban kiki for calling me Tor and not Elit like everybody else here does

Another glass, my dear? Pour Wine

18 Jan 2011

Bans Elit for staying North and not coming South to visit with me

18 Jan 2011

I ban Astir since her bare back photo drives me insane, because I sure as Hell would never ban her if I was sane

18 Jan 2011

I ban Hap for being too fixated on Astir, Kiki and Bubbles21

18 Jan 2011

I'd ban mischief for being a mischievous 22 year old single male ;) and for being so good

18 Jan 2011

I ban B so she can write some more stories in sollitude..

18 Jan 2011

i ban kiki for always running off with hap to tropical islands and not inviting me

18 Jan 2011

I ban Girl to her favourite Tropical Island and promiss to put her favourite lushie in her suitcase

18 Jan 2011

ban kiki for leaving me alone on the island i gifted her... crybaby

18 Jan 2011

Ban Hottest to the same island as Girl, can't stand his tears...

18 Jan 2011

bans kiki for not joining us... silly

20 Jan 2011

I ban hottestmale for trying to link up with Kiki and I in our secluded romantic place on a tropical isle.

20 Jan 2011

Writing such sexy stories I would ban you then hire you to become my own personal story teller and with that would come the perks of taking care of my wet snatch ;)

20 Jan 2011

I ban sexbunny18 because she is too sexy to share with others on Lush, allowing me to keep her for myself and tell her erotic stories until she attacks me.

22 Jan 2011

I ban hap because he paddled out into the middle of the lake with me and then threw me out of the boat....

22 Jan 2011

I ban CB because she let a little thing like me throwing her in the water cause her to refuse to have sex with me that night! Go figure!

22 Jan 2011

I ban hap because his paddle is too big for the boat ;)

22 Jan 2011

I ban CB because I didn't really throw in the lake - she is "top heavy" and that caused her to fall in.

22 Jan 2011

I ban hap because insstead of tossing me a life jacket he told me to use my DDs as floatation devices instead

22 Jan 2011

I ban CB because when I tried to lift her back in the boat by her "floatation devices" she hit me with my paddle and raised a big owie on my butt. (sob, sob)

22 Jan 2011

Toooo easy lol, ban him to Ibiza and handcuff myself too him so I have to go with him bootyshake