Does anyone keep any statistics about the web site and stories? For example, number of stories published in different categories, Most read categories, Distribution of story lengths. It's a huge data set, so there are all sorts of things it might be interesting to know.
It has also been around for a long time, so historical trends might also be illuminating.
It would take some deep learning artificial intelligence magic, but I'd love to know how many orgasms are published on the site each day!