I wasn't, but then I started reading the Gay Sauna thread.
My newest story: Midlife Resurgence: Piñas Coladas
Not in the contest but Festively Flashing: Disrobed
Festive Flash competition entry: Amy's Mom
I get dicked by a federal agent in Recommended Read Dick Job
I pork everyone in my other Recommended Read, Pork by Northwest
Card catalog? Hard catalog! My library
Not right now but I did last night. On my back naked, legs wide. I slowly fingered myself up hard thinking about my wife’s naked body. (She was in the spare room as she had a cough) Then I smoothly and rhythmically stroked my cock off. I spurted over my belly as far as my belly button.
Not just now, but had a really good stroke Thursday night. Was by myself naked in a king bed in a hotel room, so watched a longer porn video and edged until I finally blew a big load. Don't get to do it that way often anymore.
A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.
I'm masturbating with sex toys, a rainbow dildo 😀