She fell in love

I fell in love with a Siamese twin but it always felt like there were 3 of us in this relationship. 😵‍💫

I fell in love with a sausage but all he game me was cream gravy.

I fell in love with a Frankfurter, but discovered I preferred Hamburgers

Um, this is "SHE fell in love..."

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She fell in love with with a mortician but got the cold shoulder.

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Um, this is "SHE fell in love..."

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She fell in love with with a mortician but got the cold shoulder.

No wonder I fell off from my bed

She fell in love with a poet but they didn't rhyme so she set him free.

She loved baseball and he struck out.

She fell in love with a photographer but nothing developed

She fell in love with a mohel, but he cut it off.

She fell in love with a hoist operator, but it was always up and down.

She fell in love with a carpenter but got fed up with his morning wood.

She fell in love with a meteorologist but his forecasts were wrong.

She fell in love with a farmer but it didn't grow

She fell in love with an archaeologist specialising in neolithic burial rituals...

...but he never investigated her mounds.

She fell in love with a barman, but they didn't mix well

She fell in love with a brickie but never got laid

She fell in love with a horologist but he didn't have time.

She fell in love with Cyclops but he was always giving her the eye.

She fell in love with a welder but they never joined

She fell in love with a sailor but it was the wrong port.

She fell in love with a USB port designer. They made a nice couple. Eventually.

She fell in love with a cobbler, but he gave her the boot.

She fell in love with a roofer, but he always wanted to be on top.

She fell in love with a spy. They spent all their time undercover.

She fell in love with a bowler. He always used three fingers.

She fell in love with a farmer and was plowed every night

She fell in love with a photographer, but he was focused on someone else.

I'm sure that's been done, so forget it

She fell in love with a frog who loved her back -- so she was toad.

She fell in love with a drainer but never got rodded

She fell in love with a painter. She loved the way he mixed his strokes.

She fell in love with her mechanic because he had a spark with his plug.

She fell in love with an actor. He was someone different every night.