Raw water!
What is raw water you ask? Well let me refer you to my friend Christopher Sanborn.
Oops...I mean Mukandhe Singh. Since obviously nobody would spend 30 bucks a liter on plain old dirty, untreated water if it's sold by someone named "Chris."
Raw water (or Live water as his particular brand is named) is water that is untreated and maintains all the bacteria and algae that we as a human species have spent countless years and brain cells trying to exclude. Let's just forget that obtaining clean drinking water is still a major issue in many places on planet earth. Let's take the garbage water that other countries are trying to dispense with and sell it to pseudo-hippy, semi yuppies for an outrageous price.
And what makes raw water so appealing? Well, unlike all that poisonous, corporate mainstream H2O, raw water is unfettered by all that filtering and sanitation that obviously makes "normal" water so damaging to our bodies. It's also devoid of that pesky fluoride that, in the words of my friend Chris, is simply a harmful addition by the government for mind control purposes. (Seriously. He actually says this.)
So what are the benefits of raw water? You mean besides lining Chris's artisan, hemp-based, fair trade linen lined pockets with plenty of green?
Hmm... Let me think. Well there's weight loss. After all, nothing will make you shed a few pounds like intestinal dysentery.
Now where can you buy this exemplary product? I mean, besides just going outside and scooping up some water out of a mud puddle.... Well the Rainbow Grocery in San Francisco of course. Of course it's called the Rainbow Grocery. And of course it's in San Francisco. What else would you expect?
Just be prepared that they may be out of stock. That's right. You will have to be lucky to go in and spend 30 dollars for 2.5 gallons(side note...please USA... can we dispense with this gallon bullshit? Its just you, Liberia and Myanmar. Seriously, come on).
Don't listen to those silly scientists with all their "facts" and "evidence." Listen to the long haired guy with the tie-dyed shirt and beaded necklace with zero education who is charging you 30 dollars for lake water.
