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Belthazor
Idk... Gryffindor?
Aaaand cue the self-loathing. I mean... parts of me are okay. My hair (usually) and my eyes are nice, I usually like my arms and my lady likes... other parts (may she never get her eyeglass prescription updated), but besides that...
laura
Mana wahine
Quote by Smoocher
<---- With an old mug like that ... I really can't be rated. Just ask some of the ladies above.THLVA45SnM3GXWc5


I like older men, so you're a soild 5.

Obviously, you're a 10.
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
i'd say a seven, but mainly cos it's my lucky (and life) number.

Say. Her. Name.
simplyjohn
Site administrator
Given my varied fitness regime I would have to say 10 out of 10.










Possibly +4 for being English?
Buz
The Linebacker
Quote by sprite
i'm fairly pretty and in damn good shape, all things considered. that said, got some pretty major scarring and got some bits and pieces missing inside. so... 7.5 - 2 for not being scottish = 5.5


I've heard you've got French & Californian in ya... She's a 10. But keep that quiet.
apptobebad
Unfuckwithable
Quote by simplyjohn
Given my varied fitness regime I would have to say 10 out of 10.










Possibly +4 for being English?


Given your fitness regime, I am surprised you are still alive But I do agree with points for being English of course!
You should first read this Looky Here!!

and then this Free stuff

then say 'Hi'
marie5555
Active Ink Slinger
I would be generous and mark myself 5, maybe 6 on a good day.
Guest
Lurker
using age, looks, and health as the qualifiers... hmmm, well, i'm content with age and health but where i was once told i have a horse's face (true story), not overly happy with looks

sooo, a 6 for my day-to-day rating and a 7 for my beat face rating - thank you MAC 195
Guest
Lurker
Well I don't want to brag but I'm a 10+
shadowcat
Active Ink Slinger
3 maybe 4 on a good day

A recent serious health scare had made me realise how fragile i am. I've never liked anything about myself but now i'm a redhead instead of natural blonde i have something i like.
ChumbaPoxwally
Active Ink Slinger
I don't want to give myself a number. My "number" changes every single day depending so much more on how I feel, what kind of day I've had and how much sleep I got last night. My looks, certainly how I FEEL I look, has almost nothing to do with any sort of objective standard.
Unknown User
I am over 10.
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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I am over 10.






I may hope you're at least 18


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
Unknown User



Quote by noll



I may hope you're at least 18




Dork.





simplyjohn
Site administrator
My modesty prevents me from posting.... oh stuff that 10!
Guest
Lurker
motherfucker i'm at LEAST a 15.

nah, maybe 6? if we're factoring in age, etc. i have a family history of every disease you can think of, so that's a strike against me, and i'm not a remarkably handsome dude, but i do stay in pretty good shape for my age (38), i'm health as far as i know, and i still have my hair (for now) so i'm probably batting somewhere right above the peak of the bell.
paul_moadib
Active Ink Slinger
Fitness I'm a 10.

Looks I'm a 4.

Health I'm a 6.
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Twisted_Skald
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Looks wise: 5
Fitness: 4
Health: 7

I'm a lazy, gluttonous, pleasure seeking wretch.

Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
7-ish
KimmiBeGood
Simple Scribbler
My cats tell me I am a solid 8. The fact that I talk to my cats probably makes me a -4.
bria_xo
Saucy Little Minx ♥️
I’d fuck me LoL

I’d say I am a 7 on a normal day but with this damn pandemic I’m going in the opposite direction I miss getting dressed up and actually going out.
jackknight
Advanced Wordsmith
Quote by bria_xo
I’d fuck me LoL

I’d say I am a 7 on a normal day but with this damn pandemic I’m going in the opposite direction I miss getting dressed up and actually going out.



...Can I go next?


...and as far as a rating, I working on it, and I think the number may be increasing.